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Started by #11789 at 21,Apr,09 08:35
Are any of you Australian?



Similar topics: 1.Australians male or female   2.R.I.P   3.Australia   4.SIR KEN DODD, R.I.P.   5.ATTENTION TO ALL AUSTRALIANS BEFORE YOU VOTE "YES"  

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By #485312 at 20,Nov,17 11:32
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we're pretty full on aussies, aussies through and through and love a good hot root where ever the mood hits us *lix*
By #502711 at 20,Nov,17 11:45
Too much is never enough
By #485312 at 20,Nov,17 19:49
no, we don't get enough exposure, we'll have to go for some bush walks next weekend and find some spots to get naked in the future *lix*
By #502711 at 20,Nov,17 22:40
Sounds good
By #485312 at 05,Jan,18 05:37
mmm your arse is so delicious looking baby, even better now, so hot to the touch and love sinking my teeth in it *lix*
By #502711 at 05,Jan,18 05:40
I also like that
By #485312 at 06,Jan,18 07:43
you love it *lix*






By #482237 at 03,Jan,18 19:41
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
By #502711 at 05,Jan,18 05:41
Kisses for you tts


By #482237 at 13,Jan,18 15:42
guys,,,,a Carlton Draught to your health,,



By #531019 at 13,Jan,18 12:37
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Melbourne reprazent!

Go Aus!
By #539358 at 13,Jan,18 14:59
What a beautiful glans



By Dalecash at 30,Dec,17 21:36 other posts of Dalecash 
Happy New Year to my fellow Aussies 👍🎉
By 3fdfd at 01,Jan,18 16:53 other posts of 3fdfd 
And Happy New Year to you ! Love your Aussie cock. My little American guy wishes your larger Aussie one a great 2018



By Rob00 at 30,Dec,17 22:05 other posts of Rob00 
Dinky Di Aussie here,Happy & Healthy New Year to all


By #206678 at 30,Dec,17 18:58
Fair Dinkum


By #544985 at 28,Nov,17 13:23
Im an aussie bloke check out my page and feel free to have a chat about anything at all
By 3fdfd at 30,Dec,17 18:02 other posts of 3fdfd 
I've always like Australian cock. Not sure if Australian cock is bigger than those of other countries, but I think you might have a higher % of big ones.
By Nevermore at 30,Dec,17 18:04 other posts of Nevermore 
I know what you mean, every Aussie on this site seems to have an outstanding penis, obviously a great country to be a boy in and grow your cock.




By #539473 at 28,Nov,17 13:36
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By #311947 at 28,Nov,17 10:54
Never been there but Id love to go for at least a month. Id love to check out that whole country. Never met an Australian I didnt like.


By #535389 at 20,Nov,17 22:07
G,day from Sth Oz


By Dev01 at 12,Nov,17 04:00 other posts of Dev01 
The story you are about to witness is true. It actually happened. Only the names have been changed to make it funny...

Sitting at home last Sunday morning, me mate boomerang
Said he was having a few people around for a barbie, said he might kookaburra or two
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said, "Yeah and Vegemite come too"
So I said to the wife, "Do you wanna goanna?"
She said, "I'll go if dingos"
So I said, "Wattle we do about Nulla?"
He said, "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home"

We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge
And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sitting there trying to platypus!
Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked; I mean how much can a koala bear?
So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangaratta and went out and joined the party

Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumping
This Indian girl Marsu turns up, dying to go to the toilet, but she couldn't find it
I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can marsupial?"
He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo"

Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody
Fair dinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid
I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra – tah"

A couple of Queensland at the party, one smelling pretty strongly of aftershave
One of them sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade!"

It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim
He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?"
She said, "I haven't got my Kosciusko"
Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre!"
Ina says, "What, without so much as a Thredbo?"
"Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbene in yet?"

Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket
Boomer says "Why doesn't wombat?"
"Yeah, and let Tenterfield"
He said I should have a bowl, but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards
I said to Lyptus, "Wanna game of eucalyptus?"
He said, "There's no point mate, Darwins every time"

Well Bill said he'd like a smoke
Nobody knew where the dope was stashed
I said, "I think Merinos"
But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn
Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket
Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?"
"Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me"
And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters

Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said, "Chuck us the Tally Hobart"
He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get 'em for us?"
Burnie says, "It's okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya"

Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack billabong
And you wouldn't believe it, the bong's broken
I said "Lord Howe!"
"Hayman," somebody says, "will a didgeridoo?"
I said "Hummmmm, mummmm, mummmmm, mummmmm, maybe it'll have to"

I look in the corner and there's Bass sitting there, not getting into it, not getting out of it
I said, "What, is Bass Strait or something?"
Boomer says, "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop"
I said, "You're joking mate, a cop? I'm getting outta here, let's goanna"
She said, "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I don't wanna leave Jacaranda party on his own
Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba; he's already tried to Mount Isa
And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!"

Austen Tayshus: Australiana 1983


By #502711 at 12,Nov,17 11:32
Not a true Aussie if you haven't heard that one before

By #485312 at 13,Nov,17 01:05
the test cricket one wasn't as iconic as this one, it was a great piece of word play and poetry *lix*



By #536760 at 11,Nov,17 19:35
By jingoes Elsa get us some more grog.
By #485312 at 12,Nov,17 03:02
lm a weetbix k!d, fill the esky, pick up some snags, and avagoodweekend , don't forget the aeroguard *lix*



By #502711 at 27,May,17 12:29
I be Aussie
By 3fdfd at 11,Nov,17 02:42 other posts of 3fdfd 
You be Aussie and you be having a damn nice dick
By #502711 at 12,Nov,17 03:00
I be thanking you




By steve3095 at 15,Feb,17 12:17 other posts of steve3095 
I'm an Aussie.
By #485312 at 19,Feb,17 21:45

wow and a smoking hot one you are Steve *lix*
By #539861 at 12,Nov,17 02:49
Hot ass


By 3fdfd at 11,Nov,17 02:46 other posts of 3fdfd 
Great cut cock



By Rob00 at 11,Nov,17 22:35 other posts of Rob00 
Yes, an Aussie here,100% Dinky dye, more than our Pollies


By Dev01 at 11,Nov,17 06:13 other posts of Dev01 
100% Skippy


By Dalecash at 06,Mar,17 09:57 other posts of Dalecash 
Australia here
By *kmadeau* at 06,Mar,17 13:45 other posts of *kmadeau* 
hello Mate!

By 3fdfd at 11,Nov,17 02:44 other posts of 3fdfd 
Yup ... with one of my favorite Aussie dicks ! Yours is really nice, my friend



By #528794 at 26,May,17 09:01
Queenslander!
By 3fdfd at 11,Nov,17 02:41 other posts of 3fdfd 
Nice rather large uncut cock ... I like Australian cock



By #534172 at 27,May,17 12:49
Wouldn't be anything else in the world for quids


By _avg_ at 13,May,17 06:07 other posts of _avg_ 
This thread cracks me up, because I read the title as *addressing* Australians... "Hey, Australians...are any or you Australian?"


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...em, carry on.


By #534799 at 13,May,17 05:25
Aussie here!


By #501020 at 06,Mar,17 14:18
Was born in Oz....but left in early teens
By #485312 at 07,Mar,17 08:26
do you have a Greek heritage Pan?? *Lix*
By #501020 at 04,May,17 17:40

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By #467412 at 09,Feb,17 17:05
yes

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By #485312 at 06,Mar,17 22:53
youre definitely a hot aussie Peaky *lix*



By #121361 at 15,Feb,17 14:09
Hello at all [deleted image]
By #485312 at 15,Feb,17 20:35
thanks for the red Len *lix*
By steve3095 at 23,Feb,17 11:33 other posts of steve3095 
No map of Tassie.
By #485312 at 02,Mar,17 02:28
no map sorry, just a clearing to park your sexy sausage in *lix*





By Gareth at 21,Apr,09 10:30 other posts of Gareth 
yes.
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 13:56 other posts of 3fdfd 
And one of the best cocks on this site

By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 13:56 other posts of 3fdfd 
Gareth was an early example for me of what great cocks there are in Australia



By #525839 at 16,Feb,17 14:27
yo
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 13:55 other posts of 3fdfd 
Nice thick one



By #525579 at 17,Feb,17 10:33
I'm a australian with a naughty cock
By 3fdfd at 20,Feb,17 13:53 other posts of 3fdfd 
I don't know if it's naughty or not, but you do have a nice uncut cock ... I like it.



By leopoldij at 15,Feb,17 21:41 other posts of leopoldij 
Where's Australia?
By oldacock at 15,Feb,17 23:59 other posts of oldacock 
Seeing as you have not put where you are it is not surprising you don't know where we are. To arrive in another country you have to know your starting point. Once this information is available someone from Oz could offer guidance.
By leopoldij at 16,Feb,17 09:37 other posts of leopoldij 
Alternatively, you could give me the latitude and longitude of a particular location in Australia.


By #485312 at 16,Feb,17 04:50
its on the third planet from the sun, any alien ufo knows where to find us *lix*
By leopoldij at 16,Feb,17 09:38 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh cool. I'll ask an alien.
By #485312 at 17,Feb,17 04:54
third rock lol, they're usually very welcoming and if youre real lucky you'll get an intergalactic probing *lix*
By leopoldij at 17,Feb,17 18:18 other posts of leopoldij 
I've never fucked a female alien. That might be an experience.
By #485312 at 17,Feb,17 21:37
l reckon it would be awesome, definitely something different to make your toes curl *lix*







By #24318 at 09,Feb,17 17:11
No 😌





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