Circumcised at birth and glad for it. The cut penis is so much more attractive.

I'd love to go to Maslin in SA. Best nudie in Vic is Point Impossible at Torquay.

I'm very concerned about where the Voice will take us. I'll be voting NO.

I read some months ago that he could no longer speak coherently owing to his dementure but when the music was on he could still sing clearly. RIP.

Blair and Chelsea are wonderful. I love how beautiful they are.

Hi Bella. I respect that you're strong enough to apologise. You weren't to know that it is a very offensive word in Australia. I hope you and the aggrieved member, a friend of mine, will come together following this.

I didn't know. Judith was a star. The most beautiful voice. Along with the Seekers they made the most wonderful music. Our country will be in mourning tomorrow.

Wow. That's amazing. Nature at its most wild.

He was greater in Minder. Arfur 'n Tel.

Made some great music with Jim Steinman. Just don't google his performance at the 2011 Australian Football League grand final. It was truly the low point.

They're fucking idiots. Hope that clears it up, Cat.

Our mad dictator state governments have locked state borders, closed businesses and put thousands out of work because of the virus. Australian citizens have been refused compassionate grounds to cross state borders for urgent medical treatment or to visit dying relatives. Then the socialist Victorian state government allows an exemption for another millionaire celebrity. It pisses all over the people they have made to suffer unnecessarily. Australia isn't as insane as the news reports indicate, it's the mad dictator state premiers of three states only, not the whole country.

That's a lovely pic of your body. I've always been a great admirer of you.

Rachel is a sweetie. Beautiful, friendly, sexy and she loves cock. Who wouldn't love Rachel.

Yes please. I love private wife pics.

Loves Mythbusters. RIP Grant. Would love to blow stuff up like they did.

Happy 4th July to all my USA friends. Your Aussie allies are the melting pot of the world too.

Vale Tim. I loved The Goodies. Respect for a man who gave me so much enjoyment.

You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em.

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She has a beautiful hairy cunt.

June 18 2011.

I love outdoor nudity. /ny586g4aatglpic.html

Flamin hell, Alf.

Hope you're getting it right on, hot and sexy style.

Yes.

I was there. MCC member. Loved it live.

Australia is there too even though soccer is not the major football code here and not many people really care. I hope Iceland causes a major upset.

I didn't know John had died. Very sad. He was a friendly man. RIP.

Google searching one day and just entered 'show your dick'. Didn't know this site existed till then. Started looking regularly so I joined up. Finally decided to post some pics. Was shitting bricks when I did it but then couldn't believe the responses. Now I love it and look in every day.

Well done Iceland. Australia is close to being there again and no-one here gives a shit.

Well I got that wrong. Like I did all season.

I'm North Melbourne. Can't see Adelaide getting done today.

It's an Aussie classic.

The Boys Light Up - Australian Crawl. Circa 1980.
Includes two of the best made up words ever in a song.


I will tell you 'bout my mountain home
Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where husband works back late at night
Hopes are on for trousers down with the hostess on business flight

Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden it is dorsative
That lady she's so corsative
She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.

Thinks he's one and only but that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tin show
Ah no no no no no

Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up light up light up

Silently she opens the draw
Mothers little helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
The back is arched
Those lips are parched with big tip blow by blow

Then later at the party
Where all the MPs rave
But the hummers she's been giving
And the money that they saved

Her it is skin lotion
Him promotion too
That flat in Surfers Paradise
With the ocean view

What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tin show
Ah no no no no

Then the boys light up
(Repeat x

Done it few times on the phone. Always send a sorry note and give two votes.

Some people keep their egos in a bottom drawer
A fridge full of Leonard Cohen.

Skyhooks. Ego is not a dirty word.
A great Aussie band from the 70s. No idea what it means but it sounds good.

You're a hot lady and I've masterbated while fantasizing about fucking.

No map of Tassie.

I'm an Aussie.

I've never cut nor removed a pubic hair.

That's what I like to see.

I love nude beaches. Sunnyside North near Melbourne is great place on summer weekends.

I love a hairy pussy. That lovely dark triangle is visible from a distance and so exciting to see. I look to look up classic porn to see beautiful nude woman spreading their legs to display their hair covered cunts.

I love Bernadette too. Tiny, pretty and fantastic tits.

I'm in Melbourne too.

I'm cut. Come check me out.

Aussie guy here. Check me out.

Melbourne boy here.