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Started by #107080 at 20,Jan,11 09:47
MAN TO WIFE:Go get ready.You,me,the dog-we're going fishing.


WIFE"Don't wanna go fishing.


MAN:If I say you're going fishing,you ARE going fishing!


WIFE:Won't!


MAN:Right then I'll give you 3 options.


1)Fishing


2)Gimme a blow job.


3)Let me do you up the ass!


WIFE:"don't wanna do any of those.


MAN:You got 3 choices.I'm going to get my gear,and when I get back you make up your mind.


After 1/2 hour he comes back.


"Well?" he asks.


The wife says she's decided on a blow job,and he drops his pants and she gets down to a mouthful,but after a few seconds she pulls back.


"Fuck" she says-"it tastes HORRIBLE-it tastes SHITTY!"


"Yeah",says the man."The dog didn't wanna go fishing either!"





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By #13219 at 24,Jan,11 18:41
If you dont like jokes then just dont look in the mirror. I have seen simmilar on public toilet walls. It reads, " Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand" ---
By spermkiss at 27,Jan,11 01:24 other posts of spermkiss 
Dances12 you have brought back fond memories! That used to be a very popular rest room graffito, generally on the wall above the urinal, but I haven't seen it in years. I'm sure that other SYD members of mature years, like you and me, have also seen it, even if the young bucks have not.
By #13219 at 27,Jan,11 03:02
By #13219 at 27,Jan,11 03:04
They also used to draw a circle on the wall and write "SMILE -- YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA"
By spermkiss at 27,Jan,11 03:56 other posts of spermkiss 
'Never saw that one, but I do remember the television program. Don't we old farts have the nicest memories?






By #59855 at 20,Jan,11 16:57
From Matt's Wife: That is funny





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