Started by #107080 at 20,Jan,11 09:47
 |  MAN TO WIFE:Go get ready.You,me,the dog-we're going fishing.
WIFE"Don't wanna go fishing. MAN:If I say you're going fishing,you ARE going fishing! WIFE:Won't! MAN:Right then I'll give you 3 options. 1)Fishing 2)Gimme a blow job. 3)Let me do you up the ass! WIFE:"don't wanna do any of those. MAN:You got 3 choices.I'm going to get my gear,and when I get back you make up your mind. After 1/2 hour he comes back. "Well?" he asks. The wife says she's decided on a blow job,and he drops his pants and she gets down to a mouthful,but after a few seconds she pulls back. "Fuck" she says-"it tastes HORRIBLE-it tastes SHITTY!" "Yeah",says the man."The dog didn't wanna go fishing either!"  |
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Comments:By #13219 at 24,Jan,11 18:41
 | If you dont like jokes then just dont look in the mirror. I have seen simmilar on public toilet walls. It reads, " Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand" --- |
By spermkiss at 27,Jan,11 01:24 other posts of spermkiss
 | Dances12 you have brought back fond memories! That used to be a very popular rest room graffito, generally on the wall above the urinal, but I haven't seen it in years. I'm sure that other SYD members of mature years, like you and me, have also seen it, even if the young bucks have not. |
By #13219 at 27,Jan,11 03:02
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By #13219 at 27,Jan,11 03:04
| They also used to draw a circle on the wall and write "SMILE -- YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA" |
By spermkiss at 27,Jan,11 03:56 other posts of spermkiss
| 'Never saw that one, but I do remember the television program. Don't we old farts have the nicest memories? |
By #59855 at 20,Jan,11 16:57
 | From Matt's Wife: That is funny |