I have a few of em but this one’s my favorite haha

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6' tall with a 7" cock

I had no idea that these places existed haha and then I found one in Rhode Island

Hey homie!

Oh my god of course I'll vote for you...I'd vote a million times if that was my cock...

Hahaha the phrase "count the units" has a different meaning on this site hahaha

Hockey. Boston Bruins.

I kinda like it haha

Boo the penguins haha Ulf Samuelson ended my boy cam Neely's career with a dirty hit. Go Bruins!

Bahahaha rugby and girls hockey...watch an NHL game. The speed alone makes it more interesting

Nope, it's definitely not football season yet. Well, GOOD football anyways. Here in North America we have soccer, it's just called hockey and it's faster, more violent and more fun to watch haha

and for good measure...

Sports pretty much begin and end for me with the Boston Bruins. I am a hockey addict and I absolutely bleed Black and Gold. Fuck the habs...

That shit is actually a form of battery...

haha i should have kept reading, I just said the same thing

I fucking LOVE it haha, who knows dick better than a gay dude? If they say you have a nice one you should be proud hahaha

I would in a second. Bailey Jay is INCREDIBLE

Hahaha thanks

Gotta say, that's kinda gross

We're so lucky you love to show it off, you're incredibly sexy

I wish I lived in Jacksonville....goddamn

Someone fuck mine for me please!

Ala Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky haha

Haha...Uncle Fester

If they were hot like you I would do it in a second.

Yes, yes I would.

The Descendants- Myage

Almost ready, almost there,
Or is it already over?
She's a friend in need; she's a friend indeed,
Needs someone to hold her.

Alone at night, she plans her game,
Correctly thinking that I'm in pain,
Every night, it's all the same.
She's been a-fuckin' with my brain.

She don't need no one.
She don't need no one.

We all wanna play your game with you.
We know you're just a starter.
There's no reason for you to quit
Just because we try harder.

I don't wanna talk on the telephone.
I don't wanna see no pictures.
She'll find out just what she needs.
When she does, I'll get her.

She feels safe when she's with him.
He'll never try anything with her.
Now, you know, girl, you're just what I want.
Are you gonna let it scare you?

I knew it would.

She don't need no one.
She don't need no one.

She don't need no one.
She don't need no one.
She don't need me.

What about Smee?...Smee's me!

And

Oh man I've ALWAYS wanted to be in porn. Always!