Whats the Wildest thing youve ver put up your arse?

By probowler298 at 05,Feb,19 03:54 other posts of probowler298

1 TRAY OF ICE CARROTS CUCUMBERS BEER BOTTLES HAMMER HANDLE SMALL BASEBALL BAT END

By #568713 at 04,Feb,19 20:27

A Mars bar, BTW please don't try this, for some reason I couldn't completely take it out and was leaking sticky stuff next 2 days, it was horrible.

By #537181 at 01,Feb,19 14:59

The towball on a car,

By #275407 at 06,Sep,18 04:09

A rabid raccoon

By Dev01 at 21,Jan,19 21:40 other posts of Dev01

😂🤣😂🤣

By JustWill at 21,Jan,19 23:30 other posts of JustWill

Dude.
It has to be a royal bitch trying to lube-up a rabid raccoon.
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I take that back. I suppose with all the foaming at the mouth, a rabid raccoon is self-lubricating...

By #275407 at 22,Jan,19 00:57

now that's funny.

By #552709 at 21,Jan,19 16:06

Mag light and not a small one.

By leopoldij at 16,Jan,19 00:35 other posts of leopoldij

A butt plug

By smokieb69 at 14,Jan,19 08:56 other posts of smokieb69

a potato masher, a banana, carrot, cucumber, plastic water bottle, shampoo bottle, ice cubes, beer bottle stem, bockwurst sausage

By bikev at 14,Jan,19 08:49 other posts of bikev

A well lubed traffic cone. The more that goes in the wider the cone gets. I have managed about 7" stretching me wide.

By #576878 at 14,Jan,19 06:07

Nothing extreme. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, bottles of shampoo,vibrator.

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By tinypenissaggyballs at 03,Jan,19 23:20 other posts of tinypenissaggyballs

hot dog,polish sausage,carrot, cucumber, pait roller ext., dildo, enema, bannana,

By #535695 at 21,Sep,18 22:13

A dudes cock, wild right? Because I am straight. LOL

By #546418 at 20,Sep,18 21:45

I made a toy out of a curtain rod. That's really it, I'm boring

By #563589 at 20,Sep,18 17:22

A guys cock, and his tongue. Both lovely!!

By tinypenissaggyballs at 18,Sep,18 20:28 other posts of tinypenissaggyballs

a big black cock!

By cumonme1 at 21,Sep,16 12:55 other posts of cumonme1

cucumber

By #567175 at 18,Sep,18 04:45

placed a large cucumber in her ass while picking them.
made her horny, so she picked one her size.
fucked her both holes. loved it up her ass.
took lots of pics . was fun.

By wycowboy at 16,Sep,18 22:32 other posts of wycowboy

The handle of a big screwdriver. All that was sticking out was the metal part of it. The handle, about 5 inches long and 2 around, was completely buried. I walked around my house with the blinds open and came so hard from it hitting my prostate!

By #566722 at 07,Sep,18 22:35

For me it was banana with condom.

By #502711 at 05,Sep,18 21:43

A trumpet

By #23212 at 05,Sep,18 21:49

Oooooh, photos please!!

By #502711 at 06,Sep,18 06:42

I don't have photos, but I do have audio

By leopoldij at 06,Sep,18 08:33 other posts of leopoldij

Always witty!

Send him the recording then please!
I'm sure he'll recognize that the trumpet has been blown by an arse.

By tinypenissaggyballs at 05,Sep,18 20:51 other posts of tinypenissaggyballs

cucumber, polish sausage, paint roller ectension

By 2nice at 05,Nov,17 19:14 other posts of 2nice

A toaster.

By olderbro at 05,Nov,17 18:22 other posts of olderbro

butternut squash,
a billiard ball,
a dudes foot

By #521881 at 04,Nov,17 06:52

Pop Rocks...the candy

By #544133 at 03,Nov,17 21:49

Doc Johnson UR3 John Holmes Dildo

By #423426 at 03,Nov,17 09:39

My ex and her s*st*r stripped me off one drunken night. They covered me in baby oil, massaged, wanked and fingered me, then her s*st*r fucked my arse with the neck of a beer bottle.

By #121361 at 03,Nov,17 06:47

Love this Play

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By #121361 at 03,Nov,17 06:46

A Vagina Speculum !

By #541581 at 02,Nov,17 10:57

bed post,and both ends of a base ball bat

By leopoldij at 02,Nov,17 09:34 other posts of leopoldij

A buttplug.

By #536913 at 02,Nov,17 08:44

People tell me all the time my head is pretty far up there

By Dev01 at 02,Nov,17 08:47 other posts of Dev01

By #543844 at 01,Nov,17 17:31

Oh so many things The knob of a baseball bat Hurts a little going in but Oh what a feeling when it pops over the big part

By #543881 at 01,Nov,17 11:27

Deodorant cans beer bottles

By malecall4 at 20,Jan,17 19:40 other posts of malecall4

a colonoscopy tube which can be about 6 feet long.of course i did not do it myself,it was done by a doctor

By #64328 at 19,Jan,17 20:18

Cigar tube was the first thing i used.

By #503470 at 19,Jan,17 16:13

Lots of things such as a car towball,orange witcheshat/cone,tabel leg,hammer handle,poolcue,shovel handle,fishingrod handle and heaps of other phallic objects

By #527659 at 19,Jan,17 14:13

in the midst of a tequila drunk night, my wife put her 8 inch vibrating dildo in my ass, which was a first, but she then repeatedly told me that she wanted to watch a guy with a huge cock fuck me in the ass. I told her I would do it and then swallow his cum. It's not the first time that we woke up ashamed and embarrassed.

By #486758 at 21,Sep,16 13:39

top of a wine bottle

By leopoldij at 07,May,14 07:55 other posts of leopoldij

A girl's finger. A girl's tongue.
Nothing better than having a girl play with my ass.

By #102374 at 03,Jun,15 04:27

Oh hell yeah.

By #254338 at 20,Sep,16 03:08

I agree with the tongue... best thing ever!

By #476211 at 12,Dec,15 17:23

Was on vacation w wife she used a long neck beer bottle in my ass felt great

By #502201 at 12,Dec,15 03:11

A homemade object made out of a condom filled with household silicone

By #496814 at 30,Nov,15 11:57

My own dick.

By shackles at 03,Jun,15 12:52 other posts of shackles

Last summer we had a spell of very hot days. I made an ice dildo using a plastic tube similar to a cigar tube and used it in my ass until it melted. Probably not the wildest thing in comparison, but it was a nice feeling!

By #143536 at 03,Jun,15 13:01

It's such a weird/erotic sensation having ice up your ass

By #420420 at 31,Jul,15 02:42

Just regular cubes, or those special, elongated water bottle types that are long and thin?
Fully inside, of just playing with the opening?

By #143536 at 02,Aug,15 23:26

Regular ice cube. Played with my hole for a while then inserted it once it was smaller.

By #494219 at 31,Jul,15 04:37

I've used some bomb pops, you know, those red, white, and blue frozen popsicles?

By shackles at 03,Aug,15 15:58 other posts of shackles

The shape is great but what a sticky mess afterwards!

By leopoldij at 15,May,15 14:11 other posts of leopoldij

Has anybody tried chili pepper in their ass? Please try it and tell me how it feels.

By #485312 at 30,Jul,15 04:21

lol, l don't think l want to try it, but l think a ice cube tube made with chilli sauce would be a good instrument, hot and cold all at once, thrilling and soothing all in a neat package *lix*

By leopoldij at 02,Jun,15 18:12 other posts of leopoldij

It's not to wild, but it does its job and that's what counts. ...
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By #254338 at 22,May,15 22:04

When I was like 11 i stuck an action figure up my ass...
When I was about 15 a bottle of cologne that looked a lot like a dick - it was a small glass dildo I suppose
Then in my early 20s veggies
Then...

By #143536 at 22,May,15 16:34

An ice cube

By leopoldij at 16,May,15 13:34 other posts of leopoldij

I used to put this in my ass when I was young.
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And sick in bed

By #23212 at 17,May,15 05:23

Did your family have, shall we say, a 'different' definition of 'inhale'?

By leopoldij at 17,May,15 11:22 other posts of leopoldij

No, it was my own invention.

By #291136 at 18,May,15 03:37

Did it help with your heavy breathing?

By leopoldij at 18,May,15 09:42 other posts of leopoldij

Only a bit.

By cockbot3000 at 26,Feb,14 22:22 other posts of cockbot3000

A Full Open Bottle Of beer

By #454258 at 03,May,14 06:57

did you let it poor itself into you? Cause that can be dangerous

By #367009 at 03,May,14 17:45

You actually get drunk faster by pouring beer up your ass.

By #455374 at 03,May,14 22:47

That's because that way the alcohol gets absorbed straight into the bloodstream without passing through the liver. It is extremely damaging to the body

By #454258 at 04,May,14 04:28

by bypassing the liver, you run the risk of alcohol poisoning

By #451452 at 18,May,15 06:13

You run the risk of alcohol poisoning whenever you ingest too much, no matter which opening you ingest it through. Alcohol gets directly into the bloodstream from your small intestine. It goes through the river with the **** and is oxidized there. If alcohol went through your liver first, you wouldn't get drunk from it.

By #281008 at 15,May,15 22:05

a cat

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ohhh thk u all yes perfect vibes wen it purrrrrs

By #132188 at 16,May,15 06:30

By mr_blue at 16,May,15 06:36 other posts of mr_blue

I think that guy has found his purr-fect match...

By #316057 at 16,May,15 07:01

By leopoldij at 07,May,14 22:33 other posts of leopoldij

I put my mobile phone in my ass today. Then it started ringing. In fact, it was vibrating. It was good. I left it ring. And then I shot a load .
I keep ringing it and have no invention of pulling it out. ..

By bella! at 07,May,14 22:58 other posts of bella!

WOW! Thanks for sharing that with us! You must be quite social that your phone keeps ringing. I believe you intended to say you had no INTENTION of removing the phone from your ass. Dude, what goes in must come out., eventually you will need to check your voicemail or pinch a loaf. Just sayin'.......

By leopoldij at 15,May,15 16:31 other posts of leopoldij

of course, i did not mean that. this was only a ... hm... fantasy? joke? i had to say it a year after i posted it so you don't get the idea that the phone is in my ass.

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By #132188 at 14,May,15 12:57

well this one time at bandcamp.... seriously this is from 2009... why do certains re hash OLD posts

you dont get points for that shit no more... has it been that long

By bella! at 14,May,15 19:01 other posts of bella!

You went to band camp? Wow, lucky you! What instrument did you play? In grade 5, I did not want to play the violin or flute like many of the girls, I wanted to play drums!

I believe that members do get points for responding to topics regardless of the age. It's all rolled up in the points awarded by admin for "pics and/or actions on the site".

Yes, it's a hoot to see some of these old topics resurrected from the bowels of SYD. 100 threads per page, 179 pages to go! Can you last that long?

By #132188 at 14,May,15 22:09

Well dear i have been here this long so why not.... i will stay.

And yes pics and actions on site earn points but im sure glad we aint doing the plagerize the blog game no more. Those poor people were starving after robbing them of their income.

Anyway where were we????

By bella! at 14,May,15 22:20 other posts of bella!

Between you and I, I'm not sure that the asterisks suit you. Try something more, more, more, unique to you. Something like; 🔨Dev "the hammer"🔨

And I wanted to know what instrument you played at band camp.

By #132188 at 15,May,15 00:21

"Between you and I" is that the same as "In strictest confidence" ? And as for the instrument i play .... now thats top secr3t. And i happen to like the "hammer" part because being a nail would suck so i always strive to be the hammer. Its part of being a (THUG) and we know what the acronym is for that.

By bella! at 15,May,15 00:34 other posts of bella!

No, I don't feel that how I used "between you and I" is anyhere near "in strictest confidence". It would be the same as "in strictest confidence if I was sharing something I hoped you wouldn't repeat, but it's too late for that.

You know, it seems to me that you said something about a didgeridoo. Wasn't that a difficult instrument to fit in the tent at band camp?

By #132188 at 15,May,15 00:50

I am a smoker how the F*** could i play a Didgeridoo lol

Oh and yeah Pot meet Kettle

By bella! at 15,May,15 12:09 other posts of bella!

And in the same token, how the fu@k would I know you were a one pack a day smoker when you started kindergarten?

Whats the Wildest thing youve ver put up your arse?

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