There used to be a lot more comments in this topic. Sadly, so many awesome members (all potential penguin fuckers) have left the site since this question was first asked.
Fun side note - My old boss would talk about fucking a zebra. He went on and on how he would do it, and what it would be like. He had his discussion in front of me and a co-worker. That's Southern Illinois for you, I guess.
Good n bad ... One time I got super drunk back in my drinking days n went home w this chick ... All I really remember from that night was two things.. It was really dark .. And wow this chick is really wet... Unfortunately when I woke up the next morning her bed looked like a crime scene ... There was b l ood on the sheets, the pillows, my fingers, my cock, and yes I'm embarrassed to say but also my face ... I wanted to kill this chick but snuck out never to c her again... That my friend is an example of BAD...
By #415959 at 05,Sep,14 16:25
I had a similar experience, same scenario, but one of the down filled pillows had a hole in it. When I woke up in the morning I thought I had killed a chicken.
lolFunny you should ask, HELL YES I WOULD! I went to a Catholic high school and some of those nuns were hot and young! i always wondered if they were wearing underwear or were in the ' habit' of doing so. i bet one of those bitches could fuck the crap out of ya and still have more than enough passion left over,cant tell me that not masturbating is good for you omg,,
Wow! You're a product of a parochial education? Nobody better say ANYTHING about public schools!
By #390287 at 15,Sep,13 05:59
no, but I'd probably fuck an eagle
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 00:06
not a Penguin , but I have fucked myself with a Mars bar !
By #303133 at 20,Sep,12 02:33
Thank you for sharing. Did a penguin give you the Mars bar?
(otherwise, I am not quite sure how this all fits together...)
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 12:08
ah you are American. In England a Penguin is also a type of chocolate bar .
By #303133 at 20,Sep,12 12:16
They dip penguins in chocolate and...EAT THEM!? Wow...the British are a cruel people...
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 15:03
why not ? I have a partner who dips his dick in chocolate and I eat that ...
By #196416 at 20,Sep,12 03:12
Yes I have been trying to figure out how we got from a Penguin to being fucked by a Mars bar. I suppose if you dressed the bar up in a little Penguin suit.... hmmm but no. Still wouldn't fit as it would still not be fucking a Penguin but being fucked by a bar dressed as one. Nope,, no matter how I try I cannot form the link. I do seem to think this thread has gotten far more response then I at first would have thought possible. So I will bid a fond farewell to all you Penguins and Penguin fuckers out there and plan to move along to a different topic. ....Daffu has left the Iceberg!..
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 15:11
its is quite simple : would you fuck a Penguin ? No , not the bird, but I would fuck myself with the chocolate bar called a Penguin, as I have already fucked muself with a chocolate bar called a Mars bar .. and that was nice, it melted after a while and my partner licked it all out . Now a Penguin bar would not be as satisfactory as it is biscuit based so although it is harder than a Mars and therefore a better fuck, it is too crumbly and would not melt sufficiently to persuade my partner to lick it out . Now a Curly Wurly ... that would melt AND reach all the places other cocks and chocs could not reach !
I spent a season as a penguin herder on Brokebeak Mountain.
By #23212 at 31,Oct,12 07:03
Do those Mountain penguins swim clockwise when they're in the Northern Hemishere?
By #196416 at 19,Sep,12 13:33
I really don't think I would again, it wasn't all that great the first time. They are terrible at giving BJ's, although they do swallow, actually they try to take the whole thing down, like it is a fish or something. And they don't do doggie all that well not really built for it I guess but that is still a poor excuse as far as I am concerned. And another unpleasant thing is they really really smell like fish, I mean all of them not only the usual fishy parts. So anyway all around not a great experience!
Really? Do penguins get horny? Tell the truth, do you have a penguIn and has that penguin tried to hump your leg? It must be both annoying and embarrassing when you entertain. Your friends and family come over, everyone is enjoying themselves and out comes a horny over sexed penguin. Wow!
DAMN! You missed the pic of the guy with the penguin stuck to his dick? He posted it yesterday, maybe he will read this and give us his thoughts.
By #201583 at 05,Jul,12 19:04
Only if the penguin you are asking about is slang for a Nun. Then hell yes. If you are talking about a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins then hell yes. If you are talking about the Penguin from Batman, hell no. If your asking if I would F-U-C-K an A-n-i-m-a-l, not only hell no, but fuck no.
By #89828 at 05,Jul,12 19:09
Poor Burgess Meredith gets no love...
As to the rest... We will mark you down as a definite "maybe".
By #201583 at 05,Jul,12 19:16
The best Penguin was Sally fields, in the Flying Nun.
Dear Mr. Justlooking.
My dachshunds have short legs, waddle when they walk and are close to the ground, could they be "honourary penguins".?
By #89828 at 07,May,12 17:01
JohnS
By the power vested in me by myself, and in the name of gawd, St. Michael and St. George, I hereby grant them the title of "Penguin" and all of the rights to which that would entitle them.
By #68656 at 07,May,12 17:16
The dachshunds are delighted to now be honourary penguins and send this picture of themselves doing their penguin imitation.
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By #218130 at 09,May,12 18:39
great pic
By #198127 at 08,May,12 15:40
Just bear in mind penguins don't have pussies, or assholes per say. They, like most (all?) birds have a 'cloaca' which is used for sex and p o o p ing. And delivering eggs. But I'm guessing from the previous comments, that won't deter the true penguinophiles here.
By #89828 at 08,May,12 15:49
I thought that everybody was familiar with the anatomical structure of penguins, so i didn't go into it in the hope of avoiding a bunch of "Does it make me gay if I fuck a cloaca?" posts...
Do penguins wear Thongs? How about Garters? Or maybe they are really creative with their beaks!
I suppose if you did one, it would be necessary to do the whole flock as the poor bastard males have to freeze all winter guarding the eggs and starving till the females come home in the summer. There'd be a HELL of a lot of 'splainin to do if the chicks didn't all come out lookin' the same; SO...
You have one, you have to have ALL of them!!! Just not sure there's enough time in the season for ALL of 'em!?
By #143536 at 07,May,12 15:16
Don't knock it 'till you fuck it
By #89828 at 07,May,12 16:16
Okay...remind me never to take you to a petting ****
(Seriously? The word Z O O got censored?)
a priest might fuck one, if you told him it was an altered boy in a tux
By #23212 at 05,May,12 01:29
Given the frequency of this topic here in the Forum, it would seem to me that, before any coital congress with a penguin, one would absolutely need to determine if the penguin were of 'the age of consent' or not. This 'age' however, varies significantly between Argentina and The Falkland Islands, which I believe was one of the reasons the Brits and Argentines went to war, eh non?
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(...ooo, phrasing...)
Fun side note - My old boss would talk about fucking a zebra. He went on and on how he would do it, and what it would be like. He had his discussion in front of me and a co-worker. That's Southern Illinois for you, I guess.
Mostly because we find "Rate my dick" and "Pissing at urinals" threads to be kinda boring.
I also miss daffu.....
By the way, I am partial to the Rat My Dick threads.
(I also miss daffu. )
Some folks like to show their ass. That's an old slang that has often been used in the "D".
Let me add that to my list and I will get back to you.
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Sadly, my story is 100% true.
I have, after all, seen many of your other posts...
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Those P E T A folk are a tad loony...
(Plus, I was tired of seeing "finger in GF's asshole" at the top of the list...)
(otherwise, I am not quite sure how this all fits together...)
As to the rest... We will mark you down as a definite "maybe".
My dachshunds have short legs, waddle when they walk and are close to the ground, could they be "honourary penguins".?
By the power vested in me by myself, and in the name of gawd, St. Michael and St. George, I hereby grant them the title of "Penguin" and all of the rights to which that would entitle them.
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Sounds almost like a DP situation?! Both holes at the SAME Time; and with ONE COCK!!! DAMN! ; or is it DAMN!!
Makes things a little more interesting, doesn't it?
Do penguins wear Thongs? How about Garters? Or maybe they are really creative with their beaks!
I suppose if you did one, it would be necessary to do the whole flock as the poor bastard males have to freeze all winter guarding the eggs and starving till the females come home in the summer. There'd be a HELL of a lot of 'splainin to do if the chicks didn't all come out lookin' the same; SO...
You have one, you have to have ALL of them!!! Just not sure there's enough time in the season for ALL of 'em!?
(Seriously? The word Z O O got censored?)