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Would you fuck a penguin?

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Started by #89828 at 04,May,12 14:33
Well...WOULD YOU?????

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By Scorpio69 at 19,Jan,19 01:32 other posts of Scorpio69 
We talking about the "Penguin" from the Blues Brothers or Batman or a lil aquatic bird? 🤔
By JustWill at 19,Jan,19 10:28 other posts of JustWill 
Whichever floats your boat.

By JustWill at 18,Jan,19 23:30 other posts of JustWill 
There used to be a lot more comments in this topic. Sadly, so many awesome members (all potential penguin fuckers) have left the site since this question was first asked.

By JustWill at 01,Jul,18 19:16 other posts of JustWill 
Five years later, and the World still wants to know...
By bigg at 02,Jul,18 16:34 other posts of bigg 
Depends. Is she pretty? Is there a likelihood of a meaningful relationship?
By JustWill at 02,Jul,18 18:20 other posts of JustWill 
Well, she IS kinda penguin-shaped and her breath always smells of fish...

By bella! at 03,Jul,18 00:15 other posts of bella! 
Awww, bigg! You are an incurable romantic!

By licksipsuckit at 02,Jul,18 23:43 other posts of licksipsuckit 
nah, l hate cold shit *Lix*

By RealTitsLover at 03,Aug,17 21:17 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Which penguin are we talkin' about? Got any pics?
By _avg_ at 03,Aug,17 23:36 other posts of _avg_ 
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By RealTitsLover at 04,Aug,17 01:00 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Oh, thanks, but no. That does not seem remotely appealing.
By _avg_ at 04,Aug,17 01:29 other posts of _avg_ 
No? You sure? She looks pretty good once she kicks that habit...

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(...ooo, phrasing...)

By jayman73 at 02,Aug,17 18:26 other posts of jayman73 
No, I would not.

Fun side note - My old boss would talk about fucking a zebra. He went on and on how he would do it, and what it would be like. He had his discussion in front of me and a co-worker. That's Southern Illinois for you, I guess.
By JustWill at 03,Aug,17 13:49 other posts of JustWill 
Not sure it's actually a "fun side note" for the poor zebra...
By phart at 03,Aug,17 16:03 other posts of phart 
unless he had about 18 inches, I doubt the zebra would know he was in there.

By #359325 at 15,Sep,13 18:41
People waste 20 points on these type of questions????
By JustWill at 24,Aug,16 17:58 other posts of JustWill 
Yes. Yes they do.
Mostly because we find "Rate my dick" and "Pissing at urinals" threads to be kinda boring.
By bella! at 24,Aug,16 18:41 other posts of bella! 
This is one of justlookin's better threads! I really miss that guy!

I also miss daffu.....

By the way, I am partial to the Rat My Dick threads.
By JustWill at 24,Aug,16 19:46 other posts of JustWill 
I like the threads where someone just randomly calls another member a "cunt". Because...that's how "grown-ups" behave.
(I also miss daffu. )
By bella! at 24,Aug,16 21:00 other posts of bella! 
I know, for real!

Some folks like to show their ass. That's an old slang that has often been used in the "D".

By JustWill at 03,Aug,17 13:48 other posts of JustWill 
Do you get the impression that "jollygoodfun" isn't really all that much fun?

By choker at 06,Sep,16 03:02 other posts of choker 
A penguin you say. I never gave it much thought.
Let me add that to my list and I will get back to you.
By JustWill at 03,Aug,17 13:47 other posts of JustWill 
There's no hurry. Take all the time you need.

By #363802 at 02,Aug,17 15:29
I never thought I would see those 5 words put together and form a sentence!
By JustWill at 02,Aug,17 17:17 other posts of JustWill 
You've been here since 2013. Surely you have seen much stranger combinations of words in this forum.
By #363802 at 03,Aug,17 03:57
lol! You would think, but nope!

By leopoldij at 06,Sep,16 20:50 other posts of leopoldij 
I fuck a penguin every Friday and a stork every Saturday.
By #482836 at 02,Aug,17 16:24
Which do you prefer?
By leopoldij at 02,Aug,17 19:05 other posts of leopoldij 
No preferences.

By #536760 at 02,Aug,17 00:12
By JustWill at 02,Aug,17 08:40 other posts of JustWill 
I notice that you didn't actually answer the question...
By #536760 at 02,Aug,17 17:36
Was to busy laughing. Looks to me like those ass cheeks must be very tight. Not bragging or anything.

By phart at 02,Aug,17 15:21 other posts of phart 
been over a year since I fucked anything,would it be still for a few minutes?

By leopoldij at 26,Aug,16 09:03 other posts of leopoldij 
Here is how it's done:
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By #514725 at 24,Aug,16 21:04
Not again. Too damn cold.
By bella! at 24,Aug,16 21:34 other posts of bella! 
Not again? You've been "intimate" with a penguin? Do tell!
By #514725 at 24,Aug,16 23:18
I don't kiss and tell....
By JustWill at 24,Aug,16 23:22 other posts of JustWill 
"Kissing" a penguin isn't what the question was about...

By phart at 24,Aug,16 21:35 other posts of phart 
No to cold and trying to keep pace with them waddling side to side is tiresome!

By #396572 at 16,Sep,13 15:57
Is it a boy penguin or a girl penguin? can you tell the difference?
By JustWill at 02,Aug,15 10:45 other posts of JustWill 
The boy penguins are the ones that pee standing up.
By licksipsuckit at 03,Aug,15 03:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l cant tell if hes squatting or standing, you'll have to fuck them all *lix*

By toondick at 02,Aug,15 23:42 other posts of toondick 
only if Catwoman was there.

By sickboy2314 at 06,Sep,14 18:55 other posts of sickboy2314 
Depends on the dinner!

By #472228 at 06,Sep,14 11:08
No penguin. I have fucked a few asses in my life thou.
By bella! at 06,Sep,14 11:24 other posts of bella! 
Amen, sista heaven! Amen!

By johnp at 01,Sep,14 22:13 other posts of johnp 
I usually like to fuck humans... Just sayin
By #303133 at 04,Sep,14 23:24
Um...how's that been working out for you so far?
By johnp at 04,Sep,14 23:35 other posts of johnp 
Good n bad ... One time I got super drunk back in my drinking days n went home w this chick ... All I really remember from that night was two things.. It was really dark .. And wow this chick is really wet... Unfortunately when I woke up the next morning her bed looked like a crime scene ... There was b l ood on the sheets, the pillows, my fingers, my cock, and yes I'm embarrassed to say but also my face ... I wanted to kill this chick but snuck out never to c her again... That my friend is an example of BAD...
By #415959 at 05,Sep,14 12:25
I had a similar experience, same scenario, but one of the down filled pillows had a hole in it. When I woke up in the morning I thought I had killed a chicken.
By johnp at 05,Sep,14 15:39 other posts of johnp 
Fer reals or r u fuckin w me?? Kinda feels like ur trying to one up my story 2nice
By #415959 at 05,Sep,14 18:59
Not trying to one up you, Johnp...

Sadly, my story is 100% true.
By johnp at 05,Sep,14 23:24 other posts of johnp 
The feathers

By BushPilot at 04,Sep,14 23:23 other posts of BushPilot 
Only if I were stranded in Antarctica and she introduced me to her father first!

By leopoldij at 03,Aug,14 03:14 other posts of leopoldij 
By #303133 at 03,Aug,14 04:36
I do not believe that for a minute.
I have, after all, seen many of your other posts...
By sinanff47 at 04,Aug,14 02:35 other posts of sinanff47 

By _avg_ at 01,Aug,14 23:33 other posts of _avg_ 
Ehhh...it depends. Just how drunk is the penguin???
By #303133 at 02,Aug,14 08:31
Are you suggesting that the penguin would need "beer goggles" in order to hook up with you?
By _avg_ at 02,Aug,14 23:32 other posts of _avg_ 
Couldn't hurt, but I wouldn't want to take advantage of the poor thing...

By Daddytaz at 02,Aug,14 08:38 other posts of Daddytaz 
Nah! Don't like Danny Devito!
By #303133 at 02,Aug,14 16:01
So, you're a Burgess Meredith kinda guy?
By Daddytaz at 02,Aug,14 17:54 other posts of Daddytaz 
Holy cigarette holder!!

By Gntlmn at 01,Aug,14 12:01 other posts of Gntlmn 
My **** membership might get revoked.
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Pete Ah
By #303133 at 01,Aug,14 12:24
Or, they might make you Member of the Year.

Those P E T A folk are a tad loony...
By Gntlmn at 01,Aug,14 21:55 other posts of Gntlmn 
Haha...yep....and hawkish old coots
By #161462 at 02,Aug,14 02:48
You have always had a hankering for Happy Foot
By Gntlmn at 02,Aug,14 07:00 other posts of Gntlmn 
...(sigh)...I suppose

By #303133 at 01,Aug,14 09:52
The world STILL wants to know.

(Plus, I was tired of seeing "finger in GF's asshole" at the top of the list...)
By Gary5 at 01,Aug,14 10:35 other posts of Gary5 
Unfortunately it's back up there!

By #301214 at 16,Sep,13 07:58
lolFunny you should ask, HELL YES I WOULD! I went to a Catholic high school and some of those nuns were hot and young! i always wondered if they were wearing underwear or were in the ' habit' of doing so. i bet one of those bitches could fuck the crap out of ya and still have more than enough passion left over,cant tell me that not masturbating is good for you omg,,
By bella! at 16,Sep,13 12:56 other posts of bella! 
Wow! You're a product of a parochial education? Nobody better say ANYTHING about public schools!

By uncutone69 at 15,Sep,13 01:59 other posts of uncutone69 
no, but I'd probably fuck an eagle

By #11431 at 19,Sep,12 20:06
not a Penguin , but I have fucked myself with a Mars bar !
By #303133 at 19,Sep,12 22:33
Thank you for sharing. Did a penguin give you the Mars bar?
(otherwise, I am not quite sure how this all fits together...)
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 08:08
ah you are American. In England a Penguin is also a type of chocolate bar .
By #303133 at 20,Sep,12 08:16
They dip penguins in chocolate and...EAT THEM!? Wow...the British are a cruel people...
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 11:03
why not ? I have a partner who dips his dick in chocolate and I eat that ...

By #196416 at 19,Sep,12 23:12
Yes I have been trying to figure out how we got from a Penguin to being fucked by a Mars bar. I suppose if you dressed the bar up in a little Penguin suit.... hmmm but no. Still wouldn't fit as it would still not be fucking a Penguin but being fucked by a bar dressed as one. Nope,, no matter how I try I cannot form the link. I do seem to think this thread has gotten far more response then I at first would have thought possible. So I will bid a fond farewell to all you Penguins and Penguin fuckers out there and plan to move along to a different topic. ....Daffu has left the Iceberg!..
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 11:11
its is quite simple : would you fuck a Penguin ? No , not the bird, but I would fuck myself with the chocolate bar called a Penguin, as I have already fucked muself with a chocolate bar called a Mars bar .. and that was nice, it melted after a while and my partner licked it all out . Now a Penguin bar would not be as satisfactory as it is biscuit based so although it is harder than a Mars and therefore a better fuck, it is too crumbly and would not melt sufficiently to persuade my partner to lick it out . Now a Curly Wurly ... that would melt AND reach all the places other cocks and chocs could not reach !
By #196416 at 20,Sep,12 12:01
Thanks,,,I think
By #11431 at 20,Sep,12 12:04
you are welcome.

By bella! at 20,Sep,12 15:08 other posts of bella! 
daffu, you did GREAT!

By #201583 at 14,Sep,13 22:12
At least, you didn't bring up the Eskimo Pie.

By #315350 at 07,Nov,12 00:53
Can I be the mars bar
By #11431 at 07,Nov,12 03:05
if you are prepared to melt and then be licked off !

By cockbot3000 at 07,Nov,12 00:03 other posts of cockbot3000 
Only if it buys me dinner first

By #304590 at 28,Oct,12 17:30
Something is real fishy here, Pew!
By #303133 at 30,Oct,12 17:26
Contrary to popular belief, penguins do NOT smell like fish. Nor do they taste like chicken...
By bella! at 30,Oct,12 17:38 other posts of bella! 
And how would you know this?
By #303133 at 30,Oct,12 18:31
I spent a season as a penguin herder on Brokebeak Mountain.
By sinanff47 at 31,Oct,12 03:03 other posts of sinanff47 
Do those Mountain penguins swim clockwise when they're in the Northern Hemishere?

By #196416 at 19,Sep,12 09:33
I really don't think I would again, it wasn't all that great the first time. They are terrible at giving BJ's, although they do swallow, actually they try to take the whole thing down, like it is a fish or something. And they don't do doggie all that well not really built for it I guess but that is still a poor excuse as far as I am concerned. And another unpleasant thing is they really really smell like fish, I mean all of them not only the usual fishy parts. So anyway all around not a great experience!
By dreamer at 19,Sep,12 09:36 other posts of dreamer 

By bella! at 19,Sep,12 09:23 other posts of bella! 
Really? Do penguins get horny? Tell the truth, do you have a penguIn and has that penguin tried to hump your leg? It must be both annoying and embarrassing when you entertain. Your friends and family come over, everyone is enjoying themselves and out comes a horny over sexed penguin. Wow!

By slipper at 19,Sep,12 02:34 other posts of slipper 
Only if it flew to me.

By #303133 at 18,Sep,12 19:00
So...what did I miss?
By bella! at 18,Sep,12 19:22 other posts of bella! 
DAMN! You missed the pic of the guy with the penguin stuck to his dick? He posted it yesterday, maybe he will read this and give us his thoughts.

By #201583 at 05,Jul,12 15:04
Only if the penguin you are asking about is slang for a Nun. Then hell yes. If you are talking about a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins then hell yes. If you are talking about the Penguin from Batman, hell no. If your asking if I would F-U-C-K an A-n-i-m-a-l, not only hell no, but fuck no.
By #89828 at 05,Jul,12 15:09
Poor Burgess Meredith gets no love...

As to the rest... We will mark you down as a definite "maybe".
By #201583 at 05,Jul,12 15:16
The best Penguin was Sally fields, in the Flying Nun.

By Ablaze at 09,May,12 19:05 other posts of Ablaze 

By #68656 at 07,May,12 12:38
Dear Mr. Justlooking.
My dachshunds have short legs, waddle when they walk and are close to the ground, could they be "honourary penguins".?
By #89828 at 07,May,12 13:01

By the power vested in me by myself, and in the name of gawd, St. Michael and St. George, I hereby grant them the title of "Penguin" and all of the rights to which that would entitle them.
By #68656 at 07,May,12 13:16
The dachshunds are delighted to now be honourary penguins and send this picture of themselves doing their penguin imitation.

By dreamer at 09,May,12 14:39 other posts of dreamer 
great pic

By #198127 at 08,May,12 11:40
Just bear in mind penguins don't have pussies, or assholes per say. They, like most (all?) birds have a 'cloaca' which is used for sex and p o o p ing. And delivering eggs. But I'm guessing from the previous comments, that won't deter the true penguinophiles here.
By #89828 at 08,May,12 11:49
I thought that everybody was familiar with the anatomical structure of penguins, so i didn't go into it in the hope of avoiding a bunch of "Does it make me gay if I fuck a cloaca?" posts...
By BALLZDIXNCLITZ at 09,May,12 08:37 other posts of BALLZDIXNCLITZ 
So what you are telling us is, anal AND "vaginal" (more or less) at the same time...

Sounds almost like a DP situation?! Both holes at the SAME Time; and with ONE COCK!!! DAMN! ; or is it DAMN!!

Makes things a little more interesting, doesn't it?

By BALLZDIXNCLITZ at 08,May,12 08:53 other posts of BALLZDIXNCLITZ 
Well now, let's see...

Do penguins wear Thongs? How about Garters? Or maybe they are really creative with their beaks!

I suppose if you did one, it would be necessary to do the whole flock as the poor bastard males have to freeze all winter guarding the eggs and starving till the females come home in the summer. There'd be a HELL of a lot of 'splainin to do if the chicks didn't all come out lookin' the same; SO...

You have one, you have to have ALL of them!!! Just not sure there's enough time in the season for ALL of 'em!?

By ChocolateDevine at 07,May,12 11:16 other posts of ChocolateDevine 
Don't knock it 'till you fuck it
By #89828 at 07,May,12 12:16
Okay...remind me never to take you to a petting ****
(Seriously? The word Z O O got censored?)
By ChocolateDevine at 07,May,12 12:51 other posts of ChocolateDevine 
@ both remarks!

By #4162 at 05,May,12 06:49
By #89828 at 05,May,12 08:33
So...you need more time to think about it, then?
By ChocolateDevine at 07,May,12 11:15 other posts of ChocolateDevine 

By #147052 at 07,May,12 10:16
no, their feet are too short.

By #238807 at 06,May,12 17:45
Naaaaah. But I kinda like ducks!

By 67malibu at 05,May,12 10:53 other posts of 67malibu 
If i were a penguin I would

By #210252 at 04,May,12 17:27
Are we talking a real penguin or a nun
By Gntlmn at 04,May,12 23:10 other posts of Gntlmn 
a priest might fuck one, if you told him it was an altered boy in a tux

By sinanff47 at 04,May,12 21:29 other posts of sinanff47 
Given the frequency of this topic here in the Forum, it would seem to me that, before any coital congress with a penguin, one would absolutely need to determine if the penguin were of 'the age of consent' or not. This 'age' however, varies significantly between Argentina and The Falkland Islands, which I believe was one of the reasons the Brits and Argentines went to war, eh non?

By bar222 at 04,May,12 15:52 other posts of bar222 

By Ray10754 at 04,May,12 15:19 other posts of Ray10754 
Only if it were a man or woman dressed in a penguin suite

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