WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE!?!

By #571440 at 13,Nov,18 10:30

finger my ass

By knewbi at 12,Nov,18 18:39 other posts of knewbi

Strip naked, lube up check in here, and also at chaturbate. Then I find someone that get me going, it could be a women, tranny or a guy and I spend 2 or 3 hours jacking off.

By #554098 at 03,Nov,18 03:48

Read through the discussion forum, and post, while watching crap porn, looking for relief? Maybe hope some one you sent a private message to responds, so you can avoid some linguistic debate about what 'Horny' is!! Talk about a boner-killer!! The site is called show your dick!!

By leopoldij at 22,Sep,17 20:51 other posts of leopoldij

What do I do when my horny (is?) alone?

The question is: what's my horny?

By #536760 at 23,Sep,17 02:08

What??

6 languages and you still dont make sense.

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 06:17 other posts of leopoldij

My sentence makes perfect sense. It's HIS sentence that was inconsequential and made no sense. First, there was a verb missing. Second, he used horny as a noun. He said "your horny alone". So I asked "my horny what?"

By #204766 at 24,Sep,17 05:43

It did make sense

By leopoldij at 24,Sep,17 09:21 other posts of leopoldij

Then explain to me what my horny is.

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 08:52 other posts of leopoldij

I must add that I don't understand Papuan. (Referring to your pm)

By #536760 at 23,Sep,17 10:32

do you really think this is an appropriate place for spelling korekly or making sense?

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 15:03 other posts of leopoldij

Ask the Obersturmbannfьhrer. Jawohl. Some people even insist in saying bad words, like "fuck" and "cunt" and "I'll shove my cock in her mouth and fuck it until I fill it up with my cumload". I'm trying to be as proper as I can and write proper English, straight from the president of the US speeches, and not say bad words.

By #23212 at 26,Oct,17 04:19

Yes, I do think we native English speakers should spell our posts correctly--and very easily done. SYC/D has many members for whom English is a second (or third) language, and they have to then try and guess what 'your horny' means.

By RealTitsLover at 23,Sep,17 13:53 other posts of RealTitsLover

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE neighbor takes her clothes off in front of the window?

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 15:05 other posts of leopoldij

That's a sentence that makes sense. But do you think this is what he wanted to write (but a brick fell on his head while he was writing and left him ****?
--------------------------------------- added after 39 seconds

That was uncon.scious. It's a prohibited word, of course.

By routemaster at 23,Sep,17 06:06 other posts of routemaster

Watch porn and wank and/or take new photos for SYD

By niceonebighead at 24,Oct,17 22:58 other posts of niceonebighead

great idea

By #522126 at 24,Sep,17 11:03

I strip naked,go into a Yoga position where I can just about get my lips around my cock and suck myself off,swallowing a tastey mouthfull of spunk.

By #539358 at 24,Sep,17 08:37

I pull my foreskin back really tight, rub my exposed head with my forefinger and thumb whilst looking at pictures of men's cocks then eventually I ejaculate over my white Hanes briefs. Then I fall asleep happy!

By leopoldij at 23,Sep,17 15:12 other posts of leopoldij

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR CAR SHARP?

This is an example of a sentence formed along the same principles.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN [Pronoun] [Noun] [Adjective]

Can you come up with some more phrases following these principles?

By #536760 at 24,Sep,17 03:06

Yes. how about. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

By cumaddik at 23,Sep,17 04:39 other posts of cumaddik

I masturbate!

I just masturbate all the time!!!

By #423426 at 22,Sep,17 23:59

Post solo full frontal naked pics of myself on here with my face showing. VERY liberating and horny.

By veryshyguy at 22,Sep,17 23:26 other posts of veryshyguy

Oh come on, do you really have to ask?!?!

By #53643 at 05,Apr,10 03:42

I take a long cold shower, read the Bible and flagellate myself for having impure thoughts.

By #23212 at 05,Apr,10 04:25

I suppose that works too, Mr. Bob, but I prefer to hang from the ceiling, turn on the ceiling fan, and let it go 'whap', whap, whap, on me.

Now, that's just 'my horny', I don't know about "your horny".

By #28707 at 05,Apr,10 12:53

Tried that but it kept breaking off all the fan blades.

By #23212 at 06,Apr,10 01:40

Yes, I've been told by Termite Inspectors that they now not only have to look for 'earth-wood' contact, but evidence of 'woody-wood contact' as well.

By #525566 at 21,Sep,17 20:27

By #53643 at 05,Apr,10 17:00

Hmm, sounds 'kinky'....

By #23212 at 06,Apr,10 01:38

Only when the pull chain(s) gets wrapped around your balls.

By #340774 at 30,Dec,13 19:57

Think of someone sexy and jerk off

By #263624 at 30,Dec,13 19:07

Well right now I've just dropped my pants,pulled my shirt up and began working my dick.Yeah I'm horny!I've been reading these hot comments...now I'll cream my fingers.I'm also getting hornier thinking about making you guys cream my fingers....or face,chest,belly.Oh, just shoot all over me!!!!!

I have to cum now.Peace and Penis

By spermkiss at 05,Apr,10 06:30 other posts of spermkiss

If you're alone and horny that's what hands are for. Sex is like bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

By #23212 at 05,Apr,10 07:07

Since I don't know bridge, is that something like, 'you've got to know when to hold'em and know when to ... ? Well maybe, sort of?

By tb1 at 30,Dec,13 15:12 other posts of tb1

By #443664 at 28,Dec,13 20:55

Jack off naked on my bed watching a hot porno

By 3fdfd at 30,Dec,13 13:24 other posts of 3fdfd

I could jack off to you

By cockalisious at 30,Dec,13 13:19 other posts of cockalisious

i give myself a very very good wank

By 3fdfd at 30,Dec,13 13:22 other posts of 3fdfd

my favorite pastime !

By #289712 at 01,Dec,12 13:57

Ill strip all my clothes off and perch nyself in front of my pc. First stop is always here, hoping some more folks have had a look at my penis, check mail, then i will search a couple of my fave sites for something hut that seems right on the day, then masturbate and blast a huge orgasm.. If i have alot of time on my hands, i will repeat as many times as i can.

By skot at 30,Dec,13 09:49 other posts of skot

Me too

By #316255 at 30,Dec,13 07:20

I knit tea cozies.

By #23212 at 30,Dec,13 08:43

You do? My kitchen is cold this time of year, and my 'brown betty', though properly warmed, etc., and resting on a pad, still gets too cool. Hmmm, do you 'mail order'?

By #352380 at 29,Dec,13 06:11

Masturbation

By hunnngry at 29,Dec,13 10:55 other posts of hunnngry

You would never have to masterbate again if you were here i would make sure of that

By #426584 at 29,Dec,13 02:29

Jerk off on my bed watching porn or go online and chat with strangers and show on cam! If I'm really bored ill do anything they ask. Even cross dress !

By #316057 at 29,Dec,13 06:03

By #316057 at 28,Dec,13 21:14

Naked all day and playing with myself

By nekekal at 02,Dec,12 05:08 other posts of nekekal

I just masturbate. Beat the meat sort of thing. It takes the hornys away for a few minutes.

By #220845 at 01,Dec,12 19:48

Play with my self, take pictures, long shower and a smooth shave, different order

By #48641 at 17,Apr,10 07:03

this is what i lik to do

By slipper at 11,Apr,10 05:24 other posts of slipper

What do you think?

By #2483 at 08,Apr,10 22:48

Find a few hot j/o buddies and have a horny c2c

session

By #30602 at 08,Apr,10 05:39

I jerk off for many hours, sometimes swallowing my own cum.

By #5532 at 14,Dec,09 21:23

Pleasure myself.

By #3997 at 06,Apr,10 15:26

Nice would you still pleasure yourself if you were not alone, and I was sitting in the corner, or looking thru the crack in the door, watching you pleasure yourself?? I would love too see that action, and come and lap up all your juices with my tongue luv!!

By #1942 at 15,Dec,09 02:22

I sure do wonder what people do when they're horny and alone.

I wonder... could it be? Could it possibly be masturbation?

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE!?!

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