I want to judge a penis contest... post your pics please!

By DarkMax at 27,Jun,18 14:45 other posts of DarkMax

By xdjxx1 at 25,Jun,18 09:00 other posts of xdjxx1

By Pervert at 23,Jun,18 02:50 other posts of Pervert

By 3fdfd at 23,Jun,18 11:59 other posts of 3fdfd

Nice big one ... you'd rank high in any contest

By Zodiac at 07,Jun,18 22:04 other posts of Zodiac

By WhoreAnnett at 14,Jun,18 11:23 other posts of WhoreAnnett

nice!

By heylittleman at 07,Jun,18 22:31 other posts of heylittleman

@Arexa.. are you still judging or have you finished off the rum?

By #501020 at 07,Jun,18 21:45

Only posting cause the sexy @Arexa in the house

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By #551930 at 06,Jun,18 18:15

Hi I'm a 27 year old man that loves sucking my own cock is there anyone that wants to watch me whattsapp I do what ever u tell me

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 18:18

And how do you duck your own cock? Does it frighten you that much that you need to hide from it?

By #551930 at 06,Jun,18 18:20

I mean I suck my dick I can do it standing up or on my back

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 18:37

Glad you clarified that. I'd have assumed that ducking was an auto-correct fail for Fucking... Sucking your own dick makes a lot more sense than fucking it.

By #61033 at 28,Nov,12 19:31

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:02

Error 404: Penis not found.

By #61033 at 06,Jun,18 18:18

That pic was posted to this thread in 2012... I have no idea which one it was, sorry!

By #61033 at 06,Jun,18 18:21

How about this one then?

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 18:33

I like that it's made a barely visible shadow on your torso... Really draws the peepers towards it.
That's a pretty cool doorknob too.

By 2nice at 10,May,18 17:30 other posts of 2nice

For those who have posted in this defunct thread. Sadly, there will be no penis judging contest. The member who initiated this thread is no longer with us.

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:17

Apparently nobody listened to your warning...
I'm gonna take it upon myself to fill the void left by the mystery lady's departure. I'm **** deprived and there's rum in my coffee. 😂

By 2nice at 06,Jun,18 11:06 other posts of 2nice

By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 11:18 other posts of Dev01

My intrest was why do people on here call it a penis? Sounds too politically correct for a site of this nature 🤣🤣🤣

By JustWill at 06,Jun,18 16:03 other posts of JustWill

I went through and read all of your comments. That rum seems to have made you funny as hell. You are one of the few folks on this site who consistently make me laugh, arexa. Thanks!

(Also, to answer a question you posted on one of the pics: No, the average guy does NOT get a boner when he poops. However, some of them do get bored while copping a squat and fiddle with their willy to pass the time.)

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 18:24

I've always wondered if poop boners were a thing. I've heard guys bitch about pee boners more than enough times in my life, so thought there may be a equivalent while taking a deuce... It certainly would've explained the never ending supply of dick pics taken whilst sitting on the porcelain throne... Every time I see one, my brain goes "there's turds in that bowl and dude probably hasn't wiped his shitty butthole yet"...

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks these things. 🤔

By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 10:27 other posts of Dev01

The (Real Women) has left but here is my contribution

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:28

Lovely cock. Such a striking pose.

By Dev01 at 06,Jun,18 10:42 other posts of Dev01

thankyou sweetie

By #33070 at 25,Jan,10 02:56

[deleted image] A new one to add, I hope you like

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:03

Whatcha choking the poor little fella for?

By #318010 at 28,Nov,12 12:11

than take this baby

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:02

Take what? There's nothing there.

By #533846 at 17,Mar,18 23:00

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:01

I think I saw your dick in here already...

By #1596 at 11,Dec,09 08:01

rate away

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By kebmo at 18,Mar,18 00:19 other posts of kebmo

I'll rate that!! 10 ! ! ! !

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 10:01

Rated M for mature... Contains nudity.

By Username22 at 19,Mar,18 14:49 other posts of Username22

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:58

Were you pooping when you took this pic? I always wondered if men got boners while pooping...

By #533846 at 18,Mar,18 05:32

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:57

It appears your dick made a bit of a mess on your tum....

By #552168 at 30,Mar,18 08:58

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:53

It's a bird, it's a plane! Nope... It's a dick.

By #525566 at 19,Mar,18 14:54

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:51

Bigger dick? Bigger than? There's nothing noting what the comparison is to... I'm confused.

By ScottsCock at 30,Mar,18 22:07 other posts of ScottsCock

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:50

I zoomed in too far and your ball wrinkle made me think of Dr Finklestein.

By #533846 at 07,Apr,18 02:39

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:48

Such a dickly looking dick, dude.

By thicknsmooth at 04,Apr,18 02:12 other posts of thicknsmooth

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:47

I'm too lazy to click the link, so I'll just assume it's a penis.

By ScottsCock at 07,Apr,18 16:40 other posts of ScottsCock

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:47

How do you shave your balls? I'd be scared to clip a wrinkle.

By bluemn7 at 07,Apr,18 03:59 other posts of bluemn7

I went as Capt. America last Halloween!

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By JeffinKS at 07,Apr,18 13:41 other posts of JeffinKS

awesome picture! wish you showed your foreskin more... you look VERY sexy with that foreskin over that big thick cock...

By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:45

Sadly, Captain America was never one of my favorites... I'm more of a Thor girl..

By #550241 at 11,Apr,18 16:05

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:39

Where'd it go? Did it run away?

By #555544 at 08,May,18 10:48

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:38

I bet it was small.

By #491116 at 08,May,18 12:34

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:38

Yes sir, that's definitely a penis.

By #555188 at 10,May,18 11:28

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:36

Ah, the old "squeeze it so it puffs up" trick. Been a while since I've seen that one.

By #551324 at 05,Jun,18 12:01

Here's my hot boy, completely ready.

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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:35

If it's hot, you should probably see a doctor... Maybe it's sick.

By #518391 at 06,Jun,18 08:47

How about my little fella?
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By #358797 at 06,Jun,18 09:35

Yep. That's a penis, alright. I've seen smaller though...

By bigone21 at 21,Mar,12 22:49 other posts of bigone21

the member that started this thread is deleted... so i think that is the end of her comments!

By #34255 at 07,Dec,09 18:19

Is this what you are looking for?

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By #1501 at 22,Jan,10 19:12

WINNER!

By #33070 at 07,Jan,10 06:01

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By monday at 06,Jan,10 17:32 other posts of monday

Your gunna have to help me out here, copy and paste what to where?

By metrox at 02,Jan,10 19:08 other posts of metrox

By #1501 at 31,Dec,09 16:53

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By #1501 at 31,Dec,09 16:52

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Up for it!

By #7988 at 29,Dec,09 18:14

Here's a favorite of my cock. What do you think?

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By #43082 at 20,Dec,09 11:51

YEA HOW DOU ATTACH A PIC HERE. THANKS

By slipper at 23,Dec,09 02:44 other posts of slipper

Instructions are at the first of the thread.

By slipper at 14,Dec,09 05:34 other posts of slipper

Here ya go, girl... please, be gentle.

By slipper at 19,Dec,09 06:16 other posts of slipper

Did our "judge" take a break?

By #22198 at 18,Dec,09 07:13

She's obviously stopped rating.

By #10655 at 11,Dec,09 15:51

It appears the person who started this thread is overwhelmed with cocks to rate. I see no end to this, and some of you aren't paying attention to what she said. She said only one picture. Maybe another woman could step in and rate as well. This topic is already up to 6 pages with no signs of ending.

By soulpioneer at 18,Dec,09 07:07 other posts of soulpioneer

Hiya! Yeah I was going to say too....if the gal asks for you to post only ONE PIC,....then do so,....do you understand english? Anyone can access all your pics on your main-page, but here,...try to abide by the rules. Jeewiz

Happy Holidays!

By #41607 at 18,Dec,09 02:03

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let's hear it...i'm curious

By Thumperpatterson at 17,Dec,09 12:18 other posts of Thumperpatterson

What a cool idea you got going. I am not in to comparing but out of sheer joy of people like you adding to the site and making it better here you go! Be gentle on the ratings....don't fuck up my little mans confidence....

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By #23195 at 15,Dec,09 18:53

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I'm 18

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By #19003 at 15,Dec,09 12:10

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By #42244 at 14,Dec,09 02:00

[deleted image] Ok I guess for 55 ??? ... grin

By #1942 at 12,Dec,09 01:17

I can't very well really refuse an offer from a lady to join this thread, can I now? So, here I am, curious to see what you think of my cock

Hope you like it!

By #15242 at 11,Dec,09 09:05

Whoa!

Hold up!

Stop!

Who are you to judge anyone's cock?

What are we doing here?

What are you putting out there? This is crucial -- to all of you. Are you putting out there in the human universe something that uplifts and make people healthier or are you leaving people feeling less than adequate?

Are you building or tearing down?

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

I mean YOU.

Is this making you feel better? More loving? More able to deal with the bullshit life presents to nourish yourselves and your families? Or feeling that you need more points?

You ALL have beautiful cocks. All of you.

You need nothing. For a man who has walked in your shoes; with your heredity, upbringing, life and circumstances your dicks are perfect. The best that anyone else meeting these descriptions could ever hope for.

There's no best cock. There's just you. And me. And him. Entities as separate and beyond comparison as Jupiter, Earth and Venus. We can't live on another planet and you can't score any more or less than PERFECT as a cock owner unless you chose to be another person -- which means your scoring deficit is not in the cock, but the mind!

The ONLY valid comparison is with respect to your cock and a person you choose to fuck -- meaning, LOVE.

The only reason half of the talk about big dicks is of any interest is because so many women (and men) are so overweight and stretched out that a baseball bat sized penis is needed to provide enough friction to get a good ride.

Bigger is not better. It's different. And more women and men knew what a kegel exercise was, an 8 inch cock would be a hassle and not a thing requiring praise.

What's my angle?

I want every man to feel secure that he's a full man with whatever he's got -- even if he's gone and fought for his country and has nothing, or for what ever reason measures toward the left side of a ruler -- it's good.

And I'd suck it too.

Let's see those dicks. Indeed. Let's see YOU! In the name of any man who's closed his browser feeling diminished by your rating, I hope that you'll understand that all we have is each other and the only thing that matters in this life is what we do to help each other.

By #6568 at 11,Dec,09 12:56

Siggy,..BREEEEEEEATHE!!!......there, that must feel better!

All of your post is true and you have successfully seen thru much of the crap that blights this wonderful site,.....but,...you need to relax!...it's just a bit of fun and nobody is being made to feel inadequate, that's NOT what this site is about at all.

The vast majority of men who come here are jsut looking for reassurance that they are 'OK' in the penis dept. That's all. Unfortunately there are some fools and fanciers and sadly some perverts here, but mostly it's ordinary men (and a few women) and they all know the score about exposing their most private parts to others, in order to, well,...get it out in the open and separated from the crappy dictates of 'society'.

...Bye the way, are you male or female and who is 'Siggy' (rather than siggy96) ??

By boy at 10,Dec,09 23:24 other posts of boy

By #22241 at 10,Dec,09 15:42

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By #22241 at 10,Dec,09 15:51

Sorry i didnt realise they had gone up hence the reason for 3 pics!!

By #22155 at 09,Dec,09 01:52

Well, don't know exactly what types of pics you want, so here's three! one erect, one semi--, and one pretty much flaccid. feel free to judge any or all of the three

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By #22155 at 09,Dec,09 01:56

woops. sorry violet-- didn't see the posts in this thread about only posting one pice.

I want to judge a penis contest... post your pics please!

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