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Which came first,chicken or the egg ??....
Dave is setting out slabs of paving stone for a patio area. He has 16 paving slabs to arrange in four rows with four in each row. The stones are Orange,red, yellow or white with four of each colour.
Looking from the back door, the nearest row is row 1, the next, row 2 , with 4 being furthest from the house. Dave wants each row across each column and each diagonal of four to contain a slab of each colour. Row 4 will have a yellow slab far left and a white slab far right. On row 2 the second slab from the left will be red.
What colour will the slabs be on rows 1-4?
Third left to right: red, white, yellow, orange
Second left to right: white, red, orange, yellow
First row, left to right: orange, yellow, white, red
Haha I don't know, I tried to do a paradox.
And nuts on the chest =chestnuts...
What does nuts on the chin = ?
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In 2005, NoClue, the American rapper from Seattle obtained the title of “fastest rap MC” in the Guiness Book of World Records when he did 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds. That works out to about 14.1 syllables per second.
When you really 'think' about it,you will work it out...
1. Has there ever been a fish that cant swim?
2. Has there ever been a bird that cant fly or is afraid of heights?
Ostriches and penguins are both flightless....
chickens and dogs get on well, hey youtube it
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where is my pastel pink panties hun Hmmmm?
12884 = 4
7271 = 0
68001 = 5
889061 = ?
What is the common factor ?
More clues can be offered if you would like ?
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or maybe it is:
20 has 1 two in it;
12884 has 4 sixes NOT in it;
7271 has zero sixes in it...
and on and on like that!
Would you explain your answer for those that haven't worked it out.
I'll admit, I looked at it for a bit before I got to the point of counting circles...
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
What if there were no hypothetical questions ?
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That's what made me wonder how he shaves and cuts his hair.
That would be a s3cr3t...
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
What would happen if you had a slice of buttered toast and cat tied together and you dropped them ?
P.s...No an1mal5 were harmed in the making of this hypothetical question.
If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.
That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have discovered the S e c r e t of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.
Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.
The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and pissed off aliens crash on top of them.
Your explanation poses more questions.
What if it was a giant slice of toast and a lion does that increase the speed ,kind of like 'power to weight ratio in cars'?
Is that perpetual motion ? We could power the world on buttered toast tied to felines.
World peace could be on its way with free power for all..
But what are we going to do about the Aliens ?
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After all that anal probing, I think they deserve some of their own medicine!
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ps I would love to see you tie some toast to a lion! (no sedative!)
Best thing to do would be to start to cut down a tree, but stop just before it falls, set up a recording device, and get out of the area. And hopefully when you return, the recording tree has fallen, and you will know if it made a sound. Assuming the recording device didn't run out of power, or whatever.
Although, I suppose this is the same as what I'd written above.
That cleared up nothing, sorry
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
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Who remembers this. goto. let. therefore.poke. peke.
10 LET X=30000
When you have 20 LET A$=""
typed this program 30 IF A$="" THEN INPUT A$
in name it 40 IF A$="S" THEN STOP
"HEXLD" and don't 50 POKE X,16*CODE A$+CODE A$(2)-476
forget to SAVE 60 LET X=X+1
it. 70 LET A$=A$(3 TO )
80 GOTO 30
(For the OLD ROM you must replace lines 50 and 70 as follows)
50 POKE X,16*CODE (A$)+CODE (TL$(A$))+36
70 LET A$=TL$(TL$(A$))
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But that reminds me, "What's the difference between a duck??"
Problem is, you would only need a picture menu if you can't read and a Braille menu if you are blind. So how does the sign help?
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opps fucked that up
Hey handheld, c'mere, I like, like, like your new avatar!
Where does the white go when snow melts?
Can you name four days with the letter 'T'?
Tuesday Thursday today tomorrow
My turn. What`s the square root of 69?