How to Verify You're Real

By #541969 at 06,Oct,17 23:55

[deleted image] Here baby girl

By #485312 at 08,Oct,17 21:03

yeah that's it, you'll have to ask 2 more people to verify to make it happen *lix*

By #533032 at 08,Oct,17 08:18

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Dose this count

By #485312 at 08,Oct,17 09:10

sure does, l'll add my stamp of approval *lix*

By #533032 at 08,Oct,17 09:48

Awesome

By #536760 at 07,Oct,17 00:24

Just pinch yourself.

By #23212 at 07,Oct,17 01:57

Wouldn't 'jerking' be a 'more advanced' verification?

By #536760 at 07,Oct,17 04:08

That could work.

By #485312 at 06,Oct,17 01:03

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this one is wanting to be verified if anyone would care to help *lix*

By #485312 at 08,Jun,17 06:25

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verified to be really hot and horny,
l cant vouch for that personally and
feel free to add him too, lm sure he'll
appreciate it *lix*

By #501020 at 03,May,17 15:27

Been hoping to get verified...nothing yet

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By #485312 at 03,May,17 19:53

wheres your name ??? you need something to identify yourself and then people might verify you like stigs below *lix*

By #501020 at 05,May,17 12:40

By #501020 at 05,May,17 12:25

Hows this for verification?

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By leopoldij at 04,May,17 03:19 other posts of leopoldij

Actually, recent scientific studies indicate that we are all fake:
only registered users can see external links

By phart at 04,May,17 02:40 other posts of phart

I guess to prove we are real we should tattoo our social security numbers on our ass cheeks and post a phone number and a email addy along with our checking account numbers with pin code and directions to our house and put our car keys somewhere you can find them.And some hot donuts on the kitchen table.

Then someone would claim we stole that information and delete us because we were fake!

Make eye to eye contact and shake hands or sniff each others butts like canines is about the only way we could prove much.

BUT think about this for a minute. Let's say you were kidnapped.Taken to a far away place, stripped down of your clothes and be put on on a street in strange clothes with no id. How could you prove to someone beyond a doubt who you were? UM? "My social security number is blah blah blah." "Oh that person has been dead 10 years". " MY name is Blah blah" "OH that does not come up on our computer, apparently you are just a vagrant" And off you would go to be put somewhere. In the real world it is mostly faith in human kinda, just as it is here on the net.

By #19003 at 02,May,17 17:04

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By #532824 at 21,Apr,17 03:15

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By #485312 at 27,Apr,17 00:02

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*lix*

By leopoldij at 04,Apr,17 12:53 other posts of leopoldij

Here, I'm real! [deleted image]

By #485312 at 19,Apr,17 10:43

we know you're unreal Leo *lix*

By leopoldij at 19,Apr,17 17:34 other posts of leopoldij

Indeed. And even I get handjobs by unreal girls like Julie it's totally unreal.
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By #485312 at 19,Apr,17 23:31

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shes super hot *lix*

By leopoldij at 20,Apr,17 09:20 other posts of leopoldij

Thank you and thank you for properly linking the pic. I love those fake handjobs and those fake fucks. They're so intense. Better than reality.

By #532987 at 19,Apr,17 01:10

I love the idea. We will post some photos We are also on NN and other sites that require verification. We use lipstick on my wife's skin. Here would the letters LIX be suitable ? Showitoff is too long

By #485312 at 19,Apr,17 03:25

write YOUR name and post it and anyone else can verify you too, as it takes 3 people to make it show on you page,... *LIX*

By #509666 at 04,Apr,17 20:52

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By #485312 at 04,Apr,17 22:47

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*Lix*

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 03:19

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Verify
Testify

By #485312 at 01,Apr,17 07:59

you haven't found 2 more people to verify you?? keep trying, someone will help *lix*

By #476118 at 29,Mar,17 10:07

i want to be verified! [deleted image]

By #485312 at 30,Mar,17 12:40

such a beautiful cock too *lix*

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 03:18

Verify
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By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 03:18

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Verify

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 00:25

Verify!
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By #23212 at 30,Mar,17 02:20

Different name!!

By #485312 at 30,Aug,16 05:24

what do you expect people to do to get your vote on verification??? do you have a method that you think works best??? *lix*

By #358797 at 30,Aug,16 05:53

I typically ask for two photos, one in a similar pose to a photo I pick from their page, taken whilst holding a paper with my screen name written on it, along with the current date and time, and another holding the same paper, but taken holding the object I specify... I asked one guy to take a picture of a jar of mayo beside his dick... lol
Sometimes I let it slide though, depends on if I've chatted with them before, and what photos they have publicly posted...

By qhaos at 21,Mar,17 05:46 other posts of qhaos

When you want, we can start the procedure for my verification. Can i contact you?

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 02:14

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Hi there verify please!! xx

By mr_blue at 10,May,15 13:25 other posts of mr_blue

So what if the pictures are found on sites like newbie nudes ?

Anyone can make a verification pic with a bit of paper look like it is for one particular site...

'Fake' accounts still get people verifying them...

By Andthisisme at 10,May,15 13:31 other posts of Andthisisme

I tend to agree, text on paper can be easily photoshopped.

By leopoldij at 10,May,15 13:33 other posts of leopoldij

How about writing the words "showitoff" directly on skin?

By bella! at 10,May,15 16:07 other posts of bella!

Leo, you've already verified so this is a moot point!

By leopoldij at 10,May,15 22:45 other posts of leopoldij

i know, i know, but i'm only contributing to a discussion for the interest of the public good.

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 02:13

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Hey bella verify please xx

By #485312 at 10,May,15 13:33

lm also on NN and verified, and my pics are on many other sites, hand written is harder to fake than printed fonts, using 2 or more different shots or different angles, you will never stop the hardcore fakers, one site lve used sends you a number to write on piece of paper and send it to admin and l think that has worked well...this is just a few ways to help weed out the time wasters *lix*

By leopoldij at 10,May,15 13:36 other posts of leopoldij

i've no doubts you're real! (and wish you were closer...)

By #485312 at 10,May,15 14:01

well at least you share naked leo, l love anyone that shares their sexy and not just post facebook reposts *lix*

By mr_blue at 10,May,15 14:38 other posts of mr_blue

Great point....

*alex*

By leopoldij at 10,May,15 22:40 other posts of leopoldij

everything i post on this site is original, designed for this site. it's just hard sometimes to take pics of the girls i fuck (two reasons: first, i want to fuck and not take pics; second, sometimes they're not willing to have their pics taken). but when i'm in the mood i take pics of myself. for example, today i felt like tying my balls in a way i haven't done before. wasn't too successful but i wanted to share the results. /mo3mzlmk0umtpic.html and /0vii7ha75qtypic.html

By bella! at 12,May,15 03:56 other posts of bella!

Geezus, Leo! Do you carry a camera with you wherever you go or are you okay with using the camera on your cell phone?

By leopoldij at 12,May,15 07:40 other posts of leopoldij

Is that supposed to be taken as a joke or have I done something bad again? Yes, I do like to take pics (can you tell), but are you saying I should take fewer or post less? And, yes, it's just my phone or the other persons camera.

By mr_blue at 10,May,15 13:43 other posts of mr_blue

Verification is just a bit of fun....like everything else here,well it's supposed to be...

Some people will verify anyone anyway...

I just don't bother with accounts that have pics on other sites and those pics are exactly the same as here....

By leopoldij at 10,May,15 22:43 other posts of leopoldij

i take verification seriously. in any case, i'm verified by few and will verify few too.

By #496814 at 31,Aug,16 13:37

Ive been verified with a previous account. One of the first actually, by admin himself. But I dont see the need to put a pic on for that. All pics of the dangler on my profile are really mine and quite the same, you can see that by my birthmark on my glans. Who cares anyway with guys? Most guys are easy to show themselves off, so why fake you are another guy?

The thing I don't get is why girls fake their pics or guys fake they are girls? I just cant see the point.

By #485312 at 18,Mar,17 08:42

some people just love to be something theyre not, l cant work out why either, the nets a funny place and l guess we'll never know why for sure *lix*

By #500239 at 20,Mar,17 11:30

Can you please let me know what other sites your pics are on so I can possibly join... And of course have the pleasure of seeing your pics

By #485312 at 22,Mar,17 03:45

just google my name, l haven't frequented any but this one for years now... *lix*

By #526289 at 30,Mar,17 01:57

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Verify!!

By qhaos at 20,Mar,17 11:35 other posts of qhaos

I will prefer to give to a verified member a private upload with a pic made in conditions decided bybthe verified member. I think is the best method to recognize that the cock in picture is real. What do you think?

By #485312 at 20,Mar,17 20:34

l think if l see a page full of the same cock shot over and over, that its a pretty safe bet that they aren't using professional copyrighted shots... if social media is anything to go by, we're all living 'fake' lives and this is all an illusion *Lix*

By qhaos at 20,Mar,17 21:53 other posts of qhaos

Hey lix, you are describing the matrix!! Where is trinityyy!!!

lol
So, how can i be verified? I really want you to test my cock with ur hands, but i'm soooooo far!

By #485312 at 22,Mar,17 03:50

matrix??? you have to beg other members on the list, you have to jump through their hoops.. just ask everyone and see what different methods they use, it might give you a good laugh while youre at it /who_can_verify.php

heres the list, check it for the other 'real' people that you might already know.. takes 3 people to make it appear on your page *lix*

By qhaos at 22,Mar,17 05:38 other posts of qhaos

So sorry lix, i misunderstood. Forgive me

By #485312 at 22,Mar,17 08:18

have you asked anyone else to verify you?? check the list and see if theres any names you know already *lix*

By qhaos at 22,Mar,17 11:47 other posts of qhaos

Sure! I asked to some verified people who has my pics in their favourites or commented my pics in the past. Hope someone will answer me!

By leopoldij at 29,Mar,17 16:53 other posts of leopoldij

Ok , it's an indication but shouldn't be necessary. I like to post a variety of pics. I don't feel I have to restrict myself to posting one kind of pics or the pics of one person only to prove I'm real. Sometimes, I happen to fuck a girl once and if I have a pic and her consent I want to post the pic, and I do.

By #485312 at 29,Mar,17 23:07

its just a way to make people that have been here a year feel 'privileged' when its really just an automatic given to the long stayers, just like the abuse reports, doesn't mean youre a great person, just means you've been here 2 years, and is an automatic given, nothing to say the person isn't a dick and has no common sense... just says they held an account here.. youre not 'special' for it *lix*

By #525094 at 28,Mar,17 08:24

Well you know im real who would fake a little dick like mine

By qhaos at 20,Mar,17 13:25 other posts of qhaos

Or maybe like this?
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By #485312 at 20,Mar,17 20:36

l think that is great, but some here think its not good enough... like you'd go to the trouble of photoshopping a piece of paper to your dick, l guess that's possible, and if you went to that extent to fake yourself, lm sure you'd go to the same trouble to make sure your other shots looked authentic too. *lix*

By qhaos at 21,Mar,17 06:01 other posts of qhaos

Uhmmm... so what can i do to be verified?

By #485312 at 21,Mar,17 06:58

l give you my stamp of approval, you need 3 people to make it official.. ask some of your friends here.. or people that have interacted with you... the ones that know your real *lix*

By #130415 at 19,Mar,17 09:27

What is the advantage of being verified?

By #485312 at 19,Mar,17 09:32

bells and whistles mostly, supposed to let others know your pics are real and of yourself and/or your partners... *lix*

By _avg_ at 19,Mar,17 18:02 other posts of _avg_

I would argue that the benefit is not to the member so much as the community.

By #485312 at 19,Mar,17 19:29

yeah but a lot of the 'community' that is verified post web memes and web pics anyway, so it doesn't really serve its purpose, and some don't even have pics and are verified, so that doesn't help the community... everyone is a real person, doesn't mean with verification that they'll act like civilised human beings... just says they jumped through a hoop for someone here .. lve seen people with multiply accounts be verified and they still run 'fake' profiles to troll others.. *Lix*

By thesevenpointfive at 19,Mar,17 19:40 other posts of thesevenpointfive

On my old account i was verified, but with my new account, no one will verify me, i have been here some time and see fakers and true people. It does help if some one says yes this is a man, and the pictures are his etc

By #485312 at 20,Mar,17 02:52

l'll verify you, l don't make anyone jump through hoops, its pretty obvious if someone has 6 different cocks on their page, and l don't see it as being a big deal... its more a status thing l suppose... just another tick on your page.. some people take if far too serious, and some of the blokes here just take it as a way to get women to tribute them unwillingly... l did my own thing with the pics above and stopped asking, wasn't long before l got the stamp of approval.. *Lix*

By #496814 at 18,Mar,17 08:55

The birthmark on my glans should be enough proof that the penis on my page is mine.

By #491116 at 31,Aug,16 10:14

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How's this?

By #485312 at 31,Aug,16 12:26

brilliant willmar, although you don't need any verifying, youre so open and honest in your shots, we know youre fair dinkum *lix*

By leopoldij at 31,Aug,16 07:09 other posts of leopoldij

I personally am not real. I'm a product of fiction. I don't even exist

By #485312 at 31,Aug,16 12:25

like the phantom??? *lix*

By #455846 at 30,Aug,16 12:05

Good call, I think Ill get busy with this new idea

By #485312 at 30,Aug,16 23:50

just ask me, l don't make anyone jump through hoops, if you want it, lm easy, l don't think its so important to prove it unless your page has 6 different dicks on it lol, *Lix*

By #143536 at 01,Jun,15 14:08

Just for fun

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By #60441 at 19,May,15 04:04

But the concept to prove realness is interesting. I might try it for the sake of it an interesting photo. Until this is what I got

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By #60441 at 19,May,15 04:01

I am real. Although I understand the point of verification, that anyone would doubt the realness of my photos is beyond me. With minimal cropping and tonal correction, Photoshop doesn't change much. Take a look. Is this real or not?
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By #208346 at 17,May,15 10:44

I never cared about being verified(still don't)I know I'm real and a few others do too.

By _avg_ at 10,May,15 17:30 other posts of _avg_

Slight correction to OP: Use the ShowItOff name AND your username. And make it a video instead of a pic.

By bella! at 10,May,15 20:31 other posts of bella!

I reckon that you're "politically" correct..... You've been a member for a long time, do you think of the site as ShowItOff? I still think of this place as SYD or SYD/SYC.

By _avg_ at 12,May,15 02:07 other posts of _avg_

SYD/SYC for me. I was just repeating what she said.

By bella! at 10,May,15 16:08 other posts of bella!

This information is priceless!

I just read a thread titled Snoozeville. The author suggested that this site be called; guysandguyspretendingtobegirls.org.

By mr_blue at 10,May,15 16:18 other posts of mr_blue

Should have been called 'bananadrama.com'
or someofthechicksreallyhavedicks.org, how about penisenvy.net ?

By bella! at 10,May,15 17:02 other posts of bella!

YUUUPPPP!

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