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It's definitely going to overtime this year just to prolong the awarding of another ring to Brady.
It's on two TV channels too...
There's lots of superbowl parties hosted across the globe,so with covid, people need entertainment,so I reckon there will be record viewing figures...
Since TiVo,I tend to record it live,and watch it back later,any time I've tried to stay awake to watch it,I fall asleep...
Cuz it's gotta be the one time they know someone has to be home!?
I wonder how much planning went into the Pelosi trip before Trump decided to write a letter (he didn't write it,but we'll roll with it)
Personally I think trump is a prick,his antics might have worked in a business environment,and I get why he was voted(I'm no fan of the Clinton's btw,I'm not an Obama devotee either),but for a guy who always goes on about his ability to make deals,I don't see shit getting done(other than stacking conservative judges throughout the judiciary,even then, that's probably more down to the MitchMaker*)
But hey, I'm an outsider,you guys have to live with the batshit crazy world of American politics..
Congress and the potus have to be on the same page regardless of what they want to pass,and trump has burnt too many bridges with others...he needs blind loyalty, that's dangerous in any capacity,let alone when you're president...
Like I said in another post, hyper partisan politics,gets people nowhere....
And what's an ilk ?is that like an American elk ?
*(Mitch McConnell)
Why are people talking about someone who apparently has no interest in sex when those people only want to talk about sex?
Can someone fuck your brains out ?
- Why are members talking about a member who apparently has no interest in sex while those members only want to talk about sex? Most likely because the major mouthpiece is a TWAT!
- Who knows.....
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Pull the udder one
I had a 100 Watt smile on my face. She was a sweetie.
Just before a guy thinks he's gonna erupt he thinks of either Trump/Clinton(depending on your politics)
And that's Hillary not Bill just in case you were wondering
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What I thought was precious was when the little guy was on his way out of the stall, he was asked to close the door behind him. The little guy responded that he (Andrew) needed to lock the door. It's funny because the locked door was not a deterrent in the first place!
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I am not sure why my previous comment is here. clearly I replied to the wrong thread.
Now they tell them: "Don't buy the whole damn pig just to get one little sausage."
Try that one...If that doesn't work 'you tube' ibex goats in Italy...
They are mighty adorable though
Horseshit UK reporting on the USA....
A football(not grid iron) team called Barcelona..And the reactions of the presenters and pundits..
My cat staring at it's reflection in water...
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Samuel L Jackson's Twitter response to Ben Carson
How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan..
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(To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)
On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
this bloke makes me smile, make me laugh, and has been the best thing that has happened to me for a long while...*Lix*
She says, "No, why?"
He asks her "have you had a parrot on your left shoulder?"
She says "No, what are you getting at here?"
He says to her looking her in the eyes with a smile on his face, "Arh but I bet you have had a Cock-Or-Two in your mouth before."
Lmao @ people who like to lick foreskin but don't like uncut cock !!!!!
Question...who the fuck can run five miles in 30 seconds ?..
Does your ding-a-ling do a sing-a-ling thing?
Who's been eating tourists?
It felt warm and wet
"I'm gonna need more than that" she says,taking in a deep breath...
I put in three fingers
"Go on,get your whole hand in" she demanded...
I was really sweating now..
"It's no good,you'll have to put both hands in"
I closed my eyes and put both hands in..
"There you go,not so hard doing the washing up is it ?"
Paralympics in Rio...
Just an fyi,curiosity is what I call my schlong...
-Anon...