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Started by mpmforce at 27,Sep,12 04:09  other posts of mpmforce
I met a guy on Craig's List and sucked his dick in a basketball court.

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By Darthshame at 05,Dec,19 20:40 other posts of Darthshame 
a guy convinced me to fuck him in his shed. it was gross to me, but fun also. i def came.

By Lilboi at 05,Dec,19 20:25 other posts of Lilboi 
drank piss

By Skittles at 09,Oct,19 12:55 other posts of Skittles 
Well, it happened just recently. I had to evict TwoWarms from her trailer. Lack of rent and back taxes owed. The play was a fucking sty!

The trailer was in such bad condition, workers had to wear hazmat suites. It had to be destroyed and burned. I was only supervising the destruction and found it hard to laugh with a gas mask on...

Rhanda-Lynn was crying and that was sad to watch.

By #599476 at 07,Oct,19 17:21
Gangbanged by 7 German seniors over 60 at New Year's Eve 2018. First I sucked their cocks, licked their balls and even their assholes. After that they fettered me and fucked my mouth in Lie-back-Blowjob-Position, whipped my face with their cocks, rubbed their balls on my face while my ass got fucked hard.

By SluttySarah069 at 06,Oct,19 16:34 other posts of SluttySarah069 
Being sat in the urinal bowls and being pissed on by every guy who came for a pee.
The venue was The Central Station pub behind Kings Cross in London.

By knewbi at 31,Oct,18 14:11 other posts of knewbi 
Attended an all male sex party with 8 other guys. Sucked every cock there, a couple to completion. Fucked a few too. Had mine sucked by all guys there... Hoping to top that some day.
By mpmforce at 15,Nov,18 00:02 other posts of mpmforce 
That sounds wild, wouldn’t know what to do if I were surrounded by dicks
By knewbi at 15,Nov,18 17:03 other posts of knewbi 
Funny thing is, I felt the same. Wondered what it would be like. I actually did not know until I dropped by my friends play to play and he asked if I would be interested in going to a party. Then he explained what it was. I was instantly interested. But thought about it all the way there. When we arrived all the guys were already there and naked. Most with hard ons and it did not take me long to find myself naked and sporting a hard on too. Then the host told me the rules and I ws in. Had to spend a little time sucking each and every cock there. Then I had to let each of them suck mine. From there it was a free for all... I still get an erection thinking about it.
By JackHammer at 06,Oct,19 09:09 other posts of JackHammer 
Wow, invite me next time.
By knewbi at 06,Oct,19 14:35 other posts of knewbi 
Wish there had been a next time... For some reason they do this rarely... But if we ever do you are welcum to join in.

By Scorps at 23,Oct,18 13:44 other posts of Scorps 
Sandblasted the sewage holding tank on a ship. 😖😖😖😖
By phart at 04,Oct,19 20:51 other posts of phart 
You would think they would just dump the shit as it was flushed!
By Scorps at 04,Oct,19 22:10 other posts of Scorps 
🤪🤪🤪 NOOOOO! That would be disgusting to think that every ship out there just dumps their human waste in the ocean. Yuck!
By phart at 05,Oct,19 16:00 other posts of phart 
Um better theere than in a septic tank to filter into our ground water!. And who is changing the whale diapers? Have you saw a video of a whale shitting!

By bungeman at 08,Mar,15 16:10 other posts of bungeman 
I played in a mud hole
By tinypeepee at 22,Oct,18 10:05 other posts of tinypeepee 
That really is dirty!

By #56076 at 04,Oct,19 19:40
I fucked the planet Earth, rather a mound of yielding clay, bareback too!

By deepchocolate2071 at 04,Oct,19 19:00 other posts of deepchocolate2071 
How about this then... Gently fingering the Pussy, then wiping the secretions across your nose then fuckinhg her Doggy Style so that you can Smell what your Fucking... Is That Dirty?

Getting your girlfriend into the habit of telling you what her Pussy smells like everyday? Is That dirty?

Let the discussion continue.....

By Scorps at 01,Oct,19 08:21 other posts of Scorps 
Went mud bogging in an open top 4x4 Jeep with a bunch of friends, in the marshy flatlands near the Mississippi river. JEEBUS! 😳 We were all soaked in pure mud. 🤪 Sure was fun though.

By Lilboi at 30,Sep,19 22:41 other posts of Lilboi 
Advertised myself as a free prostitute. 3 guys replied on different days, each fcked me till they came

By #569242 at 15,Nov,18 11:35
I've never done anything dirty. Everything I've done has been for physical pleasure between 2 or more people. Sex as being something dirty has only been put into the minds of people by people who think they are better than others and that everyone should abide by their standards.

By HotMira at 13,Nov,18 05:41 other posts of HotMira 
i sucked my teacher's cock for some grades
By mpmforce at 15,Nov,18 00:01 other posts of mpmforce 
You just approached him and asked to suck his cock?

By #568296 at 13,Nov,18 05:21
Suck my 12 yr old step brothers cock

By jerrycums at 02,Nov,18 09:30 other posts of jerrycums 
I love it when women piss in my mouth.

By dem[o]nXer_^-Y-^ at 31,Oct,18 06:55 other posts of dem[o]nXer_^-Y-^ 
Gardening and punching without gloves on

By iluvcox at 23,Oct,18 21:15 other posts of iluvcox 
I shoved a banana up a girlfriends ass once and ate it out of her.
By mywusch at 26,Oct,18 12:04 other posts of mywusch 

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,18 12:27 other posts of leopoldij 
Why is sex called "dirty"?

I've fucked two girls at the same time a few times. I love it when I fuck one and the other licks my balls. Is that dirty?

I've played with a girl's pussy many times in semipublic places. Is that dirty?

I've been to swingers clubs. I once watched a BBW being fucked by a black guy with relatively big cock. I stood by, pulled my cock out and started masturbating. She opened her mouth and nodded to approach. I did. She took my cock in her mouth. She sucked and sucked and I shot my cum load inside. Is that dirty?

I often fuck my girlfriend while she's lying down. Doggie style. Is that dirty?

Nothing is dirty unless it interferes with somebody's freedom and wellbeing. If it gives pleasure, it's consensual, and doesn't hurt, it's not dirty.
By 0-00 at 23,Oct,18 13:21 other posts of 0-00 
Totally agree with you!
By leopoldij at 23,Oct,18 14:40 other posts of leopoldij 
I knew we're similarly minded.
And therefore liberated.
And nice human beings.
Always caring for those we love
and giving our most to those we have sex with.
And know that we can love without sex
or have sex without love
or love and have sex.
All possibilities exist
and we care not what society,
by virtue of irrational and often sick methods,
has instituted.
We follow our inner mind and heart
and know that ultimate rule is "never hurt anyone"
and "give them pleasure".
So long as we abide to these, we can't go wrong.
We've seen what preachers and politicians and moralists
and teachers and lawmakers have done.
And try to do better than them
while keeping in mind that we are, after all,
forms of life, classified as an1mals,
that differ very little from apes,
a little more from fish and a bit more from plants.
So we think.

By talk5s at 23,Oct,18 13:56 other posts of talk5s 
EVERYTHING you have stated here is totally DIRTY, Leo!!! Dirty, DIRTY, dirty, dirtydirtydirty, etc. ad infinitum!! Keep up the good work.
By leopoldij at 23,Oct,18 14:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Ad Infinitum

by William Carlos Williams

Still I bring flowers
Although you fling them at my feet
Until none stays
That is not struck across with wounds:
Flowers and flowers
That you may break them utterly
As you have always done.

Sure happily
I still bring flowers, flowers,
Knowing how all
Are crumpled in your praise
And may not live
To speak a lesser thing.

By admin at 23,Oct,18 22:41 other posts of admin 
The kind of dirt you are talking about exists only in the mind of the observer. What someone considers to be dirty tells really more about them than about the subject.

Really dirty sex is when you pull your dick out of her ass and it's covered in shit.
By leopoldij at 24,Oct,18 03:14 other posts of leopoldij 
Yuck 😉

By kebmo at 24,Oct,18 03:53 other posts of kebmo 
Admin, dirtier would be when she sucks said dick.
By talk5s at 24,Oct,18 13:05 other posts of talk5s 

By sinanff47 at 24,Oct,18 23:38 other posts of sinanff47 
And that's why 'ATM' is one of the most popular adult sites 'activities'.
By leopoldij at 25,Oct,18 14:31 other posts of leopoldij 
What is ATM?
By sinanff47 at 25,Oct,18 22:08 other posts of sinanff47 
only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,18 01:49 other posts of leopoldij 

By thicknsmooth at 21,Oct,18 23:29 other posts of thicknsmooth 
Back in Jr high school I had a major crush on my buddy we were 14 or 15 years old at the time and he was so hot I wanted to suck his dick so bad but I was afraid of the whole gay thing. So One night while I was sleeping over at his house, I waited until he fell asleep and I very carefully slid down under the sheets and gently pulled his underwear down and sucked his beautiful simi hard cock tasting every part of his cock & balls I loved every minute of it. It’s a memory I will never forget. He never knew and I never told him
By liketoedge at 22,Oct,18 13:53 other posts of liketoedge 
Are you sure he wasnt just pretending to be asleep? I had someone play with me while he thought I was, but really I was awake from start to finish. To this day he doesn't know I was awake and loved every minute of it
By thicknsmooth at 24,Oct,18 00:19 other posts of thicknsmooth 
No definitely not because knowing him he would of definitely said something and he would want it again and again

By Joe93930 at 22,Oct,18 23:01 other posts of Joe93930 
I met a gay couple once from cl at a park and sucked both their cocks in the bathroom with one cumming in my mouth and the other on my face
By liketoedge at 23,Oct,18 13:53 other posts of liketoedge 
Horny times. Nice story.

By #568296 at 21,Oct,18 01:57
Sucked my step ****'s cock while his boyfriend fucked me hard
By leopoldij at 22,Oct,18 12:09 other posts of leopoldij 
Step what?

By #305131 at 27,Sep,12 05:07
I got drunk with my girlfriend and a friend of mine, me and her started fucking right in front of him I told him to whip his cock out he looked at her and she said to him "lets see it" so he whips it out and starts jerking while she was riding me on his couch. I told him to sit next to us so she could give him a handjob while riding me, her arm got tired so I reached over and started wanking him where she left off, he shot me a whoa grin and I proceeded to wank him and fondle his balls. He was throbbing and began to precum out of no where I said "I want to see you ride him" I wasn't sure what her reaction would be. Luckily she seemed turned on by the idea and got up, climbed on his lap and slowly sat on his cock. She rode him for awhile at this point I'm as turned on as ever. He got on top of her and started pounding her, her moaning excited me even more. I sat and watched my buddy fuck my girlfriend hard, he pulled out and shot a big load all over her stomach and her perks Petite tits. Before he knew what hit him I had started sucking his cock, I could taste her pussy and what was left of his cum. I then proceeded to lick up all of the cum off of her and licking her nipples with a mouthful while I was working on inserting my cock into her swollen pussy. Once I was in I started making out with her with a mouthful of my buddy's come, neither of us spit. I pounded her good for about twenty minutes before shooting my hot load inside her.

Probably the kinkiest thing I've ever done. I'll never forget that night.
By mpmforce at 27,Sep,12 13:45 other posts of mpmforce 
Damn good story!

By Asphaltcowboy at 07,Mar,15 22:59 other posts of Asphaltcowboy 
Very nice life time experience

By #68656 at 30,Sep,12 09:10
This is Max and Pixie getting dirty exploring a rabbit warren.

By dreamer at 30,Sep,12 11:01 other posts of dreamer 

By #305812 at 28,Sep,12 14:00
Me and a female friend experimented with **** by pooping on each other and rubbing it on our chests.

By #147052 at 28,Sep,12 10:32
Dirtiest thing I've ever done is worked in an oil refinery. Related to sex? Nothing I have done is considered by most here as being "dirty".

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