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Started by #463765 at 17,Jun,14 14:53
Most curved dicks are the result of how you masturbate. The penis's soft tissue can be likened somewhat to memory foam in that, if its erection is habitually bent into a certain position, it will "learn" to assume that same position when erect.

For example, if your penis now curves to the left, this is probably because you masturbate with your whole right hand around it and squeeze too tightly so that the pressure exerted on it by your fingers bend it to the left. If you are left handed, this technique results in a curve to the right; and, if you masturbate with your palm underneath it, your penis close to your belly, it will acquire an upward curve. The more you literally "choke the chicken," the greater the resultant curve. The only curve that is usually normal is the downward one, which is usually the result of an unusually long penis coupled with insufficient **** flow into it when erect, causing it to droop.

Masturbation-related curves can quickly be straightened out by simply reversing hands for a while until the curve is removed; and then either alternating hands in the future or using only the fingers. Grasping the entire girth is unnecessary, since the erogenous zone that causes orgasm and ejaculation is on the underside just below the head. This is the only spot that rewards stimulation.

Elimination of abnormal curves is recommended, not only because women are most impressed by "hard and straight," but also because when anyone "in the know" sees a curved erection they get an immediate mental image of you desperately whacking off. Not the best first impression



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By WhiteBriefs at 13,Sep,17 16:44 other posts of WhiteBriefs 
Who makes this stuff up?! My cock has always curved to the left and sits in my briefs to the left too. I'm left handed so that knackers your theory!


By talk4s at 12,Sep,17 13:38 other posts of talk4s 
Is this how 'fake news' happens??
By clearplast at 12,Sep,17 15:46 other posts of clearplast 
Could you please elaborate?

By ratmikan at 12,Sep,17 15:51 other posts of ratmikan 
Yep. This is bs...
By clearplast at 12,Sep,17 18:21 other posts of clearplast 
You do not believe in dicks which are bent by wanking? Though this statement spooks around since years I have never seen a credible source for it. But isn’t it a funny story anyway?




By clearplast at 12,Sep,17 11:24 other posts of clearplast 
“… get an immediate mental image of you desperately whacking off. Not the best first impression”

I disagree. When I masturbate, I am not “desperate”. I do have fun! I even say: A cumshot picture is a perfect masculine kind of portrait!




By kebmo at 11,Dec,16 00:15 other posts of kebmo 
Google Peyronie's disease. This is a copy/paste from a medical page:


"Peyronie’s disease most commonly occurs in men aged 50–60, but it can occur in young men and in old age. The cause is thickening of the fibrous tissue in the penis on one side. This means that, during an erection, one side of the penis cannot lengthen, and the penis will bend. The direction of the bend depends on the position of the thickening (which can often be felt as a lump or lumps when the penis is limp)".


I have it and these photos are from about a year ago and about two weeks ago.




By #519017 at 10,Dec,16 15:43
My cock curves to the left and I've always masturbated with my right hand so perhaps you're right. But my cock spends far more time flaccid inside my briefs pushed to one side or the other so perhaps that's the dominant factor. My woman usually HJs me from my right side so perhaps I'll ask her to change sides or get astride me on top so her hand goes straight up and down.


By stickyknickers at 08,Sep,15 04:35 other posts of stickyknickers 
I've been using both hands since I started masturbating to on-line porn many years ago, and my cock still curves to the right, as well as upwards. I do quite like the effect, though – and the last couple of guys I fucked had no complaints!



By Hardcock169 at 01,Aug,15 05:28 other posts of Hardcock169 
Well my cock bends to the right and I mostly masturbate with my right hand so yeah whatever haha


By licksipsuckit at 29,Jul,15 03:31 other posts of licksipsuckit 
what a crock of crap, bent cocks are just as normal straight ones, theres no way they get bent from masturbating, everyones is different and they come the way they do more so from genetics, not how you masturbate or how it sits in your pants..when l see a nice bend in a cock, l cant wait to get it in me because they hit a girls g spot so good, makes me extra wet quicker and makes me come harder...your cock must be so little it cant bend, because you need a few inches for that...my first impression of your thoughts is 'what a wanker' 'needs a good fuck because he spends all his time analysing cock bends' my best advice is get a hobby, like milking cows by hand *lix*
By jayman73 at 29,Jul,15 10:50 other posts of jayman73 
You tell 'em, Lix. Fortunately however, this little troll who started this thread is long gone and hopefully never to return again. I remember this thread from last summer, this guy made possibly the worst first impression possible with this post. He will not be missed.
By JustWill at 29,Jul,15 14:56 other posts of JustWill 
I'll miss him. he was fun to poke a stick at.
By licksipsuckit at 29,Jul,15 23:39 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ld love to know where he found all his 'facts', must of been the 'worlds biggest wankers encylopedia' l do love a good thick head and numb skull too for entertainment purposes *lix*
By JustWill at 30,Jul,15 01:41 other posts of JustWill 
According to what he told us, he was a Master Yoga Instructor and a trained Psychologist who specialized in watching guys wank.
By sinanff47 at 30,Jul,15 02:35 other posts of sinanff47 
And quite possibly, he was/is the great-grandson of John Harvey Kellogg, and for whom corn flakes did not 'work'.
By JustWill at 30,Jul,15 16:38 other posts of JustWill 
John Harvey also recommended wiring the foreskin shut to inhibit masturbation.
Oh...and yogurt enemas.






By boc at 30,Jul,15 15:35 other posts of boc 
You go girl.

By hytiger at 30,Jul,15 16:23 other posts of hytiger 
Curved cocks are natural, circumcised cocks are "modified" therefore not normal.... it's mgm!

By dippy at 31,Jul,15 07:16 other posts of dippy 
I absolutely agree with your post licksipsuckit. I have a curve down and to the left and I tried wanking with my other hand for years, believing that would straighten it, but it never did. I always felt self conscious about my cock, thinking I must have been the only person in the world with one like that. Of course nowadays with sights like this one I see plenty of others like mine.



By #68656 at 30,Jul,15 06:04
A passing hornet must have stung his account, at least we all know who the author was and his nonsense was no end of mirth.
Apparently he made a comeback with a shell account only recently.
By bella! at 30,Jul,15 06:34 other posts of bella! 
This was not penned under the name of SuperHornet, so how would you have insight as to who members are?
By #491615 at 30,Jul,15 10:34
I have wondered the same thing myself. I believe someone has Inside Information and Likes to share it with the group . .
By JustWill at 30,Jul,15 15:01 other posts of JustWill 
CORRECTION: Someone likes to PRETEND they have "inside information". It makes them feel more important than they actually are...





By liketoedge at 29,Jul,15 03:03 other posts of liketoedge 
I've been jacking off atleast daily since I was 8 and its still straight as an arrow when hard


By #494895 at 28,Jul,15 09:23
This one again - please comment ... :

By cumcouplessa at 29,Jul,15 00:41 other posts of cumcouplessa 
We have no idea why it's curved, all we can say is it's extremely sexy.



By #135959 at 20,Jan,15 03:27
My cock is curved to the right I jack off with my right hand. Why sir is it bent te wrong way oh its because you're a dumb ass


By rc45 at 16,Jan,15 15:35 other posts of rc45 
Let's go on personal experience, my penis had a slight curve up and to the left before I knew anything about masturbation, when masturbation started the curve got a bit more pronounced over several years. I reversed hands and over the next several years the curve became less, so yes masturbation did have an effect on the curvature of my penis, but I have never been able to completely get rid of the curve.


By Ramil1 at 14,Jul,14 01:59 other posts of Ramil1 
i think theres a lot about this that doesnt make sense


my cock has always pointed up and slightly left. when soft it has always hung slightly left also. its clear in my pictures


By avgdick69 at 13,Jul,14 22:42 other posts of avgdick69 
bull shit I'm right handed and my dick still curves up straight still after 43 years of ing


By sickboy2314 at 25,Jun,14 16:59 other posts of sickboy2314 
I know how to sort this out, if you are right handed get a left handed girlfriend!(boyfriend) If your left handed get a right handed girlfriend! (boyfriend) and alternate!


By #176560 at 25,Jun,14 03:40
interesting, but I think this theory comes undone for the majority of guys (who masturbate) who do not have a curve?
By andrew999999999 at 25,Jun,14 16:13 other posts of andrew999999999 
I think it becomes undone because it's drivel.



By andrew999999999 at 23,Jun,14 16:35 other posts of andrew999999999 
I was blown by a guy whos cock bent to the left, and upwards towards the end. What do you think his masturbation technique is?
By #183935 at 25,Jun,14 08:24
Probably painful, going by the original post
By andrew999999999 at 25,Jun,14 16:12 other posts of andrew999999999 




By #303133 at 22,Jun,14 10:51
I am not a doctor. Hell, I don't even play a doctor on TV.

However, in my amateur opinion (which is based only on knowledge of human anatomy from studying biology and a bit of research), I believe that this guy's hypothesis is full of poop.

Here's why a guy gets an erection: The Corpus cavernosum are two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Bl00d fills this tissue to cause an erection.

The Corpus spongiosum is a column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with bl00d during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.

Anatomical difference in the length or density of these structures, as well as a difference in bl00d flow to the three areas, may cause the penis to bend during erection.

This is all quite a normal part of the diversity of the human body.

So, um, put that in your pipe and smoke it...
By #463765 at 22,Jun,14 19:01
Nice try. I have stated several times that masturbation is not the only reason for penile curvature but accounts for 95% of it; and nothing you have said discounts this in any way.

Most importantly, however, is the fact that you and those who share your OPINION obstinately refuse to merely put my research to the test and see if it works for you, despite my guarantee that in 95 cases out of 100 the curvature will be eliminated.

Why this obsession with blatant denial rather than mature, open-minded pragmatism: "Truth is preeminently to be tested by the practical consequences of belief." When presented with a novel concept, believe it just long enough to personally test it and see if it is true for you. A valid truth may not be true for you, even if it is true for everyone else on earth.

So, um, put that in your "pipe" and stroke it.
By #303133 at 22,Jun,14 19:10
Wait,
How is it that my response (which is based on scientific fact)is "opinion", and your theory (which is based on a pervy need to look at yoga participant's twisty dicks and an obsession with jerking off) is "truth"?

And, Skippy, that "valid truth" thingy is just nonsense. By definition, there is no such thing as an invalid truth. If it is true, it can not be not true.
By #463765 at 22,Jun,14 23:03
You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down.

Your abject irrationality is monumental. You see that I am also a psychologist specializing in sexuality and yet choose to assume that my research has been done with "yoga participants." FYI A Master Yoga Therapist is a peer counselor who assists other yoga therapists, not patients or students.

Your infantile concept of "truth" is just as infantile. Absolute Truth is incomprehensible to the human mind; therefore, all other truths are relative to each individual. For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom.

Your mind, however, is obviously capable only of limiting "truth" to what are called "facts" in the conscious world. To you a fact is anything you wish it to be, and you will scrounge about selecting only outside info that you feel supports what is merely your personal bias.

Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns.

Being obsessive, I know you will continue your verbal diarrhea which I welcome and will include verbatim in my research. The floor is yours, Oh Great Sage of Oxymoronism.
By #303133 at 22,Jun,14 23:14
If you press the correct button, a peanut will drop into your dish.

Given the content of your strange little rant, you are obviously quite new here, and have no clue as to who I am and what I am all about. Just ask any of the regular posters in the Forum. I believe that those who know me from here might be able to set you straight.

Speaking of your ranting: I must, once again, question your claim about being a trained psychologist/therapist. Did they actually TEACH you to be such an arrogant and addle-pated nimrod in school or are you self-taught?

Your strange definition of "truth" actually sounds like the babbling of a schizophrenic who believes that the reality he has created in his mind is THE reality. Do any of the voices in your head make more sense (or have a less tenuous grasp on the rational world)? If so, would it be possible to speak with that one?

While the pot is calling the kettle "obsessive", I would like to point out that you seem to be having a difficult time not responding to my taunts. As long as you continue to provide a target, I will continue to mock you. It's kind of a hobby of mine. If I see a puddle of dumbass, I can not resist the urge to poke a stick at it. Again...ask anybody here if you require verification.

So, my little masturbation-obsessed monkey...would you like to continue dancing for me?
By #463765 at 23,Jun,14 01:15
ATTENTION: TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT!

JUSTWILL IS A CLASSIC TROLL WHO PROWLS THE INTERNET FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ATTENTION WITH OBSESSIVE LIES AND NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR LOGIC OR REASON. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL; HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON, BUT A LOST SOUL WITH SO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MAKE HIMSELF FEEL WORTHY OF EXISTENCE IS BY THE AMOUNT OF ATTENTION HE CAN COMMAND, GOOD OR BAD, WITH NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR PROPRIETY,PERSONAL HONOR, RESPECT FOR HUMAN DIGNITY, OR HIS OWN SELF-IMAGE. HE IS SUFFERING FROM A SERIOUS PERSONALITY DISORDER AND IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF PROFESSIONAL TREATMENT. I STRONGLY ADVISE THAT ALL HIS POSTS BE COMPLETELY IGNORED, AS IT IS HIS ONLY HOPE OF REACHING BOTTOM AND SEEKING HELP.
By dreamer at 23,Jun,14 06:56 other posts of dreamer 
Ag please skippy, go spank your monkey

By skot at 23,Jun,14 14:04 other posts of skot 
In my humble experience it's always the trolls who end up on a caps-locked rant when their own attempt at rational thought has been punctured as easily as a ****'s balloon

By andrew999999999 at 24,Jun,14 16:24 other posts of andrew999999999 
Sounds like you're describing yourself in that capital lettered rant.



By #444014 at 22,Jun,14 23:57
We all have low self-esteem and we all mock others,you are displaying what you describe in the opening sentence of the comment below.

"You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down."

For someone who is a Master Yoga Therapist and Jungian Psychologist specializing human sexuality you don't seem to want to accept that someone might differ in opinion to you.

"For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom"

You are not being very open minded now are you?

Don't preach a view,discuss it ,otherwise you will get poked with a stick.

You are displaying obsessive and controlling behaviour yourself in your refusal to accept others views.

As for your comment about cluelessness I suggest you do some reading.
By #463765 at 23,Jun,14 01:44
Ah, the age-old transference syndrome of psychologizing the psychologist. You seem to suffer from the delusion that one person's opinion is just as valid as any other's. Though we all certainly have the right to state our personal opinions, you seem to think that this means that none of us has the training and experience to command far more authority in his professional opinions related to his area of expertise. You and your ilk are not paying me for my services, so you are not entitled to be treated either diplomatically or according to psychoanalytical protocols.

The plain and simple fact is that I came her for only one purpose: to pot-boil this type of site and stir up the pathologically dysfunctional aberrations it attracts, both for my research and also, hopefully, to enlighten and put on guard the normal people who merely visit here rather than take up permanent residence.

I'm through, now, and shall abandon further participation, having attracted enough of its toxic element to satisfy my professional intent and still remain relatively unscathed by it. You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat.
By skot at 23,Jun,14 14:07 other posts of skot 
Feel free to rejoin this community when your own therapist has judged you safe to be let out in public: I'm a believer that no one should be stigmatised their whole life for one brief period of mental instability.



By andrew999999999 at 24,Jun,14 16:44 other posts of andrew999999999 
''You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down.''

This from a guy posting a topic called Most Curved Dicks Are Not Normal, in which he posts comments such as

''You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat'', and

''Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns '', in respnonse to anyone disagreeing with him.

By the way, isn't it $1,000,000 you receive for a Nobel Prize?




By dreamer at 23,Jun,14 06:57 other posts of dreamer 



By andrew999999999 at 24,Jun,14 16:21 other posts of andrew999999999 
Maybe he has a case of curved penis envy.


By aoneeyedmonster at 23,Jun,14 11:22 other posts of aoneeyedmonster 
Nice try but not true


By dreamer at 23,Jun,14 07:25 other posts of dreamer 
Why don't you show us your "straight as an arrow" dick.


By andrew999999999 at 18,Jun,14 16:24 other posts of andrew999999999 
Jesus Christ, what drivel!
By skot at 22,Jun,14 02:36 other posts of skot 
I think you've summed up my opinion too
By #463765 at 22,Jun,14 02:50
Your opinion is as crooked as your penis. I am a Master Yoga Therapist and Jungian Psychologist specializing human sexuality. Every patient I have counseled in this regard -- including myself -- has removed penile curvature by simply reversing the hand used to masturbate. Most of my female patients have felt a curved penis to be "comical." Instead of juvenile put-downs, how about simply testing my research for yourself and judging the results? Your ilk seems so enamored of your boomerang dicks that you immediately try to shoot the messenger when presented with a monumentally simple way of eliminating 95% of them. This goes right into the book I'm writing, under "Curved Penis Apologia Syndrome -- The Gang Who Will Never Shoots Straight."
By andrew999999999 at 22,Jun,14 15:53 other posts of andrew999999999 
I don't care if you're Master Yoda, Jedi Knight, you're still wrong. My cock has always curved left when hard. Even when I got my first erections, but before I was masturbating.
I await your repost.

By skot at 22,Jun,14 19:08 other posts of skot 
Another snake-oil peddler, hiding behind new age waffle. Jungian psychology, really... I don't remember any of his tracts on transference or the Anima/Animus ever mentioning ailments of the penis. Your have been better off claiming direct descent from Reich and his study of the orgasm than using this forum as a selling arena for another pseudoscientific self help manual.

I'd be more impressed if your Yoga experience had left you with the ability to stick your head up your arse. Now that would be an uncommon feat to advertise.





By pifad at 22,Jun,14 01:43 other posts of pifad 
Ok, str8 guy. How old are you? Curved cocks are great and awesome when used properly. Ever take a curved one? Mmmmmmm


By pifad at 19,Jun,14 11:01 other posts of pifad 
I love curved cocks


By _avg_ at 18,Jun,14 23:16 other posts of _avg_ 
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:


By Ray10754 at 18,Jun,14 22:01 other posts of Ray10754 
Talking about first impressions/ your's is not ranking in the upper numbers! Where did you come up with thiscompletly outlandish bit of knowlage?
Did you skip class during your human health course?
I would be interested to see the source of you information as I think most others would also.
My advise to you is do some reserch and have facts to back up what you say before you make such foolish coments.


By dippy at 18,Jun,14 21:45 other posts of dippy 
This is all B/S I'm sorry to say.


By soundsgreat87 at 18,Jun,14 00:58 other posts of soundsgreat87 
Do you have ANY evidence to back up your claims, or is this just wild speculation?

If I might give an anecdote of my own: I've played around with almost a dozen guys, and every single one of them had a slight upward curve. Have a look at a side-view cross-sectional diagram of a vagina and see if you can tell me why that might be.





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