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WITCHES are to blame for Covid-19

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Started by JustWill at 17,May,20 14:43  other posts of JustWill
Itís trueóit is all the WITCHESí fault.
Now, I know what youíre thinking: ďWill, thatís just crazy talk. Everybody who has sense knows that CHINA caused the virus!Ē

Well, thatís just what the Witches WANT you to think, you poor deluded fool! They are blaming China to hide the TRUTH, and you fell for it!

Sure, you could argue that there is no PROOF that Witches are to blame, but I would argue that the sheer LACK of PROOF is PROOF enough. They covered their tracks so well that there is no evidence that they are guilty. Let the Witches PROVE that they didnít do it. I would like to see them try.

Of course the Witches will deny that they did it. Thatís how they have operated throughout history. Every time a Witch is accused of doing something wrong, the very first thing they do is to claim their innocence. All that DENIAL is pretty damned SUSPICIOUS, no?

Most importantly, I BELIEVE that the Witches did it, so it HAS to be true. Everybody knows that, if you BELIEVE something really, really hard, it makes it TRUE. WANTING a thing to be TRUE makes it TRUE. Thatís just how the World works.

And donít go waving all your SCIENCE and FACTS at me. SCIENCE is too hard to understand, and thinking about it makes my head all hurty. The SCIENTISTS are just trying to CONFUSE us because they are all in CAHOOTS with the Witches. And the only real FACTS are the ones I want to be TRUE; the ones that SUPPORT my BELIEFS. Get your damn Fake News out of my face, Witch Lover!

So, based on my explanation, you can see that the Witches OBVIOUSLY caused the virus. Think about it. Have you ever MET a Witch with the virus? Have you?
I rest my case.

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By phart at 28,May,20 12:58 other posts of phart 
IF witches caused it,lets go on a witch hunt and find them so we can get this mess behind us.
Past time to get the world spinning again.
By JustWill at 28,May,20 13:44 other posts of JustWill 
Unless the witches know how to stop it, hunting them now would be an exercise in futility.
By phart at 30,May,20 17:26 other posts of phart 
Some folks say, "you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip". I say,"But you can enjoy squeezeing the sumbitch to distruction.".
By JustWill at 30,May,20 20:23 other posts of JustWill 
ALL folks should say that because it is true.
You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip, or a radish for that matter.

By bigg at 30,May,20 16:48 other posts of bigg 
A witch is female

A Warlock is male

But Ďtis strange.
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betrayís
In deepest consequence.
By JustWill at 30,May,20 20:21 other posts of JustWill 
Originally, Warlock meant "oath breaker", and had nothing to do with witchcraft.
Folks started using Warlock to mean a male witch during the burning times.

And, quoting the "Scottish play" around these here parts is just gonna cause the less literary members to give you the old stink eye...

By hytiger at 27,May,20 17:18 other posts of hytiger 
quite obvious, Jesus caused it!
By JustWill at 27,May,20 21:23 other posts of JustWill 
Jesus does NOT cause viruses.
He just causes his picture to appear on grilled cheese sandwiches.
By sinanff47 at 28,May,20 00:12 other posts of sinanff47 
Would it also appear on a Croque Monsieur en France?
By JustWill at 28,May,20 06:46 other posts of JustWill 
Jesus does whatever he wants.
He can even shut down Twitter if it pisses him off.

By JustWill at 22,May,20 08:21 other posts of JustWill 
The Witches and the stupid virus they created has an amusing upside:

Suddenly, thousands of idiots who have been fighting to block a woman's right to choose what to do with her own body are now walking around with "My Body,My Choice" signs.

The meatheads don't seem to catch the irony...
By bella! at 27,May,20 19:09 other posts of bella! 
You are going to piss that witch guy off!
By JustWill at 27,May,20 21:25 other posts of JustWill 
The "witch guy" can't see this because he blacklisted me
Besides, joke him if he can't take a fuck...
By bella! at 27,May,20 21:54 other posts of bella! 
You might think he can't read this but he is a witch!
By JustWill at 27,May,20 22:09 other posts of JustWill 
Witches don't scare me!

(Please don't give me the virus.)

By dgraff at 17,May,20 17:04 other posts of dgraff 
The only witch I know of is lixsipsucket and I can truly believe she would cause such a horrible virus and I want to believe that she started the virus so Yeah lixsipsucket is the witch that created the virus
By JustWill at 17,May,20 18:07 other posts of JustWill 
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
By dgraff at 17,May,20 18:45 other posts of dgraff 
Oh my know a duck weighs about 3 pounds lixsipsucket weighs about 350 pounds
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:47 other posts of JustWill 
What's a henweigh?
By dgraff at 19,May,20 10:56 other posts of dgraff 
Hahaha 3 to 4 lbs
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:58 other posts of JustWill 
I keep mine in a special box.
Right next to my hammerfor.
By bella! at 19,May,20 12:00 other posts of bella! 
Your hammerfor?

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By BiLlAbOnG at 17,May,20 23:28 other posts of BiLlAbOnG 
Iím a Witch and I ainít got the virus so he could be right
By JustWill at 18,May,20 14:28 other posts of JustWill 
You see?!
That's your proof.
Witches are immune!
This is even more evidence that the Moon Landing was FAKE!
By bella! at 18,May,20 14:43 other posts of bella! 
So you explained how a duck fits into why witches are to blame for COVID-19 but the moon landing was fake? I have to say, I'm not sure what I can believe now.
By JustWill at 18,May,20 22:15 other posts of JustWill 
By bella! at 18,May,20 22:44 other posts of bella! 
You have the gift of making everything as clear as mud, thank you!
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:48 other posts of JustWill 
You're welcome!

By bella! at 19,May,20 08:58 other posts of bella! 
By the way, if witches are responsible for COVID-19 are they also responsible for the rain that is causing all the flooding?
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:47 other posts of JustWill 
That is being caused by ALIENS.
Jeez, do I have to constantly point out the obvious?

By SrCums at 19,May,20 09:13 other posts of SrCums 
You know everything. even more than the deep state..
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:45 other posts of JustWill 
Only total ding-bats believe in that crazy shit...

By the way, I am quite flattered that you think I "know everything". That's very kind of you to say, but I don't REALLY know EVERYTHING.
I just know a great deal of things.
And I use my brain to make logical sense of it.
I understand your mistake, though.
I've read a lot of the crazy shit you post here, and it's kind of obvious that you are a couple of sandwiches shy of a picnic.
I can see why that might make you confused.
Don't feel too badly about it though.
The fact that you keep TRYING counts for something!

By BiLlAbOnG at 19,May,20 11:48 other posts of BiLlAbOnG 
That it was!

By Clouds87 at 18,May,20 23:53 other posts of Clouds87 
I can't believe after all these thousands of years of ignorance , torture & prejudice against my brother's & sisters, people like you still think so small minded. If it weren't for us there would be no medicine nor science as we know of it today. We are the healers & so much mire
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By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:43 other posts of JustWill 
You've posted here twice, so this must really be bothering you.
This might help ease your worries:


the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Did you actually READ the post, or just have a knee-jerk reaction to the TITLE?
I can't believe after these thousands of years of ignorance that people haven't learned to READ.

Please don't give me the virus.

By Clouds87 at 18,May,20 23:11 other posts of Clouds87 
As a practicing brujo & devotee of santisima muerte (devoted to the most holy death & male witch of mexican decent) you are very ignorant my friend as it'll be really fucken stupid to do such a thing & have it affect my family & home & my loved ones. Shame on you onesothere's no excuse for this way of thinking
By JustWill at 19,May,20 10:30 other posts of JustWill 
(...oh, dear...)
Um...did I say WITCHES?
Oh, gosh...I am sorry, I am sorry, I am sorry.
I meant to say...um...MORMONS.
Yeah...that's it...MORMONS.
I always get the two confused.
Silly me.
Everyone who has any common sense (and a legitimate fear for their own personal safety) knows that WITCHES are the kindest, most forgiving, and INNOCENT people in the world.
WITCHES would NEVER do anything bad to someone who...um...accidentally...said something bad about them in a Public Forum.
Forgive me.

Please don't give me the virus.

By 2nice at 17,May,20 15:36 other posts of 2nice 
Ok. Do you need an aspirin?
By JustWill at 17,May,20 16:53 other posts of JustWill 
I need some Lysol.
Big, Orange Jeebus says drinking disinfectant will protect me from Witches.
Also, if you have one to spare, I could use a DUCK. Ducks are important tools for detecting Witches...
By bella! at 17,May,20 17:38 other posts of bella! 
A duck?
By JustWill at 17,May,20 18:05 other posts of JustWill 
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Honestly, I am surprised that so many people don't understand how this works...
By bigg at 17,May,20 18:32 other posts of bigg 
A duck floats

Because itīs made of wood
By JustWill at 17,May,20 19:47 other posts of JustWill 
Bigg is obviously familiar with hunting Witches.
By bigg at 18,May,20 13:07 other posts of bigg 
No, the witch turned me into a newt.

I got better...Ö.

By bella! at 17,May,20 23:19 other posts of bella! 

By bella! at 18,May,20 06:09 other posts of bella! 
Your mind thinks unlike the minds many. Now it makes complete sense what part a duck plays in your world.

By bella! at 17,May,20 17:41 other posts of bella! 
By the way, did you notice that you don't have to go far to see Mr. Yumm's goodies? Most of the time he is at the top of your page.
By JustWill at 17,May,20 18:06 other posts of JustWill 
It doesn't matter whose picture shows at the top of my page.
I always pretend that it is Mr. Yumm.

By phart at 17,May,20 18:06 other posts of phart 
I was going to offer a Goodie powder!
Just google "why witches were said to ride brooms".
By JustWill at 17,May,20 18:09 other posts of JustWill 
Is the Goodie Powder made of COMET CLEANSER?
That might work...
By phart at 17,May,20 19:42 other posts of phart 
No Goode powder is asprin and acetametphine.BUT Comet Mixed with a small amount of water and poured thru the carburetor of a worn out car engine while running about half throttle ,it helps reseat the rings for a little more compression for a short time. Old Used car salesman trick.You don't do it in front of anyone to give away the secret.Car will run like crap while drizzling it in there but keep throttling and it will run and work.

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