I open it naked

I don't care if someone does knock on the door I answer it naked in. I like for people to see me naked. It makes me really horny

I usually keep a pair of shorts handy to slip into. I did run downstairs once in boxer shorts to answer door to a female friend... didn't realise that my cock head had slipped out of the slit at the front.

answer it

I've just been out gardening and cutting the grass - I was enjoying the sunshine and was completely naked apart from shoes and a couple of cock rings. The eldery lady from next dorr looked over the fence and saw me - after her initial surprise she gave me a wicked smile. We'll have to see how things develop when I next see her - I think she liked what she saw. I uite like the idea of having fun with an elderly woman if she fancies playing and maybe reliving her youth.

Answer it

Honestly, I just go answer the door. The shocked look is amusing and no one has ever walked away. The Jehovahs Witness people are the funniest. I'm not worried about getting in trouble, being naked in my own home is not against the law. Answering the door naked only is if I have an erection. That would be covered under a law we have concerning being naked in public for sexual gratification.

Answer it.

I used to have a singe on my door that says nudist lives here if you are offended in any way don't bother knocking go away.
now I have CCTV so I can see who is their without rushing for my robe

I will answer the door nude depending on who it is.I do keep my bathrobe or a pair of shorts handy for the times when it's wise to answer the door clothed.

I normally just put on a T shirt.. Who knocks on my door and looks down at my package anyway. Especially if it s only a jehovah witness, or maybe a parcel delivery man/woman

I put on a bath robe before answering the door. There is no point to getting in trouble.

Just use common sense. I sometimes answer the door nude. Many times when I was gardening outside or cutting the lawn (which I regularly do in the nude), someone will drive up the laneway and see me in my birthday suit. So what. If they stop being a friend just because they found out that I am a nudist then they aren't really friends. On the other hand, many people will want nothing to do with nudists so you need to decide what you are willing to sacrifice to stay nude.

I'm not really fussed who sees me but I do hold my hand over my dick when I first open the door just in case

I have a look who it is first. If itґs my neigbour boys, I donґt care: theyґve seen me nakey more than once. But for anyone else, I always have shorts nearby.

Ill answer bare ass for Jahovas witness' and those damn women keep coming back!...3 carloads last time!

Depends on who's at the door...if it's a neighbor or somebody i know or a nice looking mature man...i just open the door naked and wait for their reaction...and if it is somebody that i feel i can't trust their reaction...i always keep a pair of tight white underwear that i put on to show a nice bulge...

I have a housecoat I keep near the door in case I'm naked and have to answer. Lol. My usual thing is just to not answer and scream "I'm naked, go away!". Sometimes that doesn't work though.

answer the door as is/who knows mite get lucky

If you're not expecting anyone, why the hell would one even want to answer the door? I don't trust these humans and I know they are just there to bug me and waste my precious naked crack smoking time. You will be expecting your dealer and be peeking out the blinds constantly long before he arrives anyway so nothing good will come from answering the door. Unless it's a vacuum cleaner salesmen cuz he will clean up your hovel for free before you kick him out. But for this wear clothing, preferably a shirt with profanity so he knows not to fuck you about when it's time you start twirling a Bowie knife. 🔪


If you must answer the door naked, do so with a gun pointed from behind the door and only open that door a fucking crack. Just enough for your crotch to be seen and as wild eyed and unshaven as possible. Bearing your teeth is a great effect also as this shows dominance, and female visitors will be especially turned on by this alpha male display of superiority.

The location of my front door means I can open it easily with out being fully exposed. So most of the time I don t worry. It s normally just the post lady. Most of the time I have a shirt on anyway

I look forward to the maid showing up. I don't wear much when alone and not much more when she is here, and even though it has never led to anything, she does appear to like it. There is a 30 year age difference. I know she makes an effort to look every chance she gets and now is wearing much more revealing clothes when she cleans the house. Part of the exhibition tendency I have. Keeps me hard most of the time.

Find out through my door entry phone who it is first

I keep pajama pants near by. Easy to slip on. Use to keep a shirt too, but at my age i no longer give a f---.

Sometimes my neighbour boy comes knocking at my door when Iґm only wearing a T-shirt. I just open the door, donґt mind if he sees me naked underneath.

I often just have a t shirt on. I ve answered the door to sign for parcels plenty of times. The people don't even notice most of the time. I m sure. I sometimes feel a bit guilty if it s a female delivering a parcel. I live in a flat with a 'lobby area', so often go outside to throw junk mail out in just a t shirt. Why worry. Most of the time my penis starts getting erect, just because of the fun and daring aspect.

in my own home, l kept a sarong at the door, my screen was made so you can see through it, but l had to open that door, l could just wrap the lap lap around me, this was handy when l was receiving parcels and mail, so l didn't have to worry if l didn't open the screen. At night it was different, with the light behind the door you could see in, so you grab your lap lap first .. *lix*

I answer naked about 75% of the time. Just depends on my mood. If I am in the middle of jacking off then I always answer naked.

Funny story. About 2 years ago I was jacking off and was minutes from cumming when there was a knock. I answered the door naked, rock hard and dripping precum. I nearly came as soon as I saw who it was. It was a girl about 23 or 24 years old dressed in Daisy Dukes a halter top with no bra and flip flops selling frozen meats. She stared at my throbbing cock for a long second then held up the catalog and told me that normally she asks to come in and show the catalog, but she could see I was busy. I joked that I didnt mind if she didnt and she shrugged and came in. Turned out her boyfriend was taking her on his sales route and having her dress slutty to get the men to buy. She wasnt shy at all. She sat right beside me on the couch and showed me the catalog with her thigh pressed to mine, her legs crossed with her toes gently grazing my leg. She kept me hard LOL. She even joked that I was one of the few guys she could see she was having an affect on. I ended up buying

I got home from work and took a shower
Someone was ringinf the doorbell
I went downstairs to see who was there
It was my neighbor
he wanted to borrow my lawnmower his had broken
I said sure just give me a minute
I told him to come in and he did
i was naked hw was surprised but he stared at my cock
my cock started getting hard
he started stroking my dick and then sucked my dick
I came in his mouth

True story: Well I wasn't naked at the time but I am still bothered by all the salesmen and jesus freaks that come knocin'. Nobody else ever seems to arrive unanounced.

So one day I heard the doorbell, and of couse I was quite annoyed at being interrupted. So I flung open the door, and yelled out to the two men "Alright, do you want money or is this about God?" in a rather angry tone.

They said nothing for a second and then I realized what I was looking at, in the hand of one of the men. It was an ID badge from the FBI. Oops.

No, I wasn't arrested for anything. They were just desperately looking for a runaway **** with mental issues and decided to ask every house around. End of story: the **** was found alive and well a few days later.

But anyway, if it was just Jesus freaks and salesmen, then I would answer the door nude if I was at the time. If you were to look in my windows, you would certianly catch me nude at some point. But I live in a family-rich neighborhood, and often some of the neighborhood kids are at the door. It would probably only take one nude answer to have me considered the neighborhood pervert and the #1 suspect for everything, so I'd rather just avoid it and throw on sweatpants. I don't have a problem letting them see a bulge if there is one though, at least I'm legally covered!
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i wear nappies and plastic pants must get a pacifier also

I answer naked about 75% of the time. If I am expecting someone, like family or something, then I get dressed. If I am not expecting anyone then I answer naked and just see what happens. Of course I am female, so if it is a UPS driver or the lawn care guy or someone like that then I am sure the reaction is much better than it would be if I was a guy.

And why would anyone get in trouble? You are in your house. If you are naked then that is your business. If someone comes to your house unannounced then they see what they see.

FYI, the top half of my front door is glass and to get to my bedroom I have to walk by it, so if I am in the other part of the house naked and someone knocks on my door they are going to see me naked even if I do try to go to my bedroom and get clothes. So there is no point. I answer naked.

I keep a bathrobe near by thou I did recognize 3 people at my door as Jehovah's Witnesses on early morning,two men and a woman.I opened the door and told them I was working with the livestock and was busy.They left fairly quickly and have not been seen since.

I have a sign on my door that says 'No Solicitors', but they were too stupid to know what that meant, so I put another, saying that 'If you as selling something, wanting donations, or wanting a signature on a petition, we are not interested, DO NOT RING THE DOOR BELL!' with tape over the door bell. They just knock!!

The 'Religious' ones usually wear suits, or something formal. Sometimes I like to mess with them, and answer the door, seeing them through the window, wearing just a shirt, and my stuff hanging out, hard.

They usually don't say anything, stunned.

"Read the sign, bitch!!" I don't want you people bothering me!!

You have every right to feel comfortable, and safe in your home, free from harassment by these bastards!!

who cares , if you are confident with your nudity then thats what you should do , or just stick your head around the door when you answer , keeping your body hidden , then if you want to get rid of them show yourself , of course if its someone you want to get to know better then still show yourself

Answer it! I've always wanted to answer the door nude when it was the Jehovah's Witnesses who rang.

Which brings me to a great story I've told here before but which I'll repeat for members who may have missed it. A man who wrote a veterinary column for the San Francisco Chronicle told it in his column.

It seems this man kept pet snakes. At first his wife was not fond of them, but with the passage of time, she, too, grew to like them. One day she had one of the snakes out of its cage giving it some TLC when the doorbell rang. She slipped it inside her blouse and went to answer the door. Just as she was opening the door, the snake bit her in a very tender spot. She screamed and ripped open her blouse, exposing her bosom with the snake hanging by its teeth from one breast. The Jehovah's Witnesses at the door fled in terror, leaving copies of "The Watchtower" and "Awake!" scattered on the doorstep.

just cover up with a pillow or a cloth or a towel..then if they ask u jsut say u were in the shower or summit

Answer the door! I have a sign on the front of the house stating that Nudist lives here and nudity should be expected

I always keep my robe next to the door.

A pair of shorts for the warm weather and sweats for cooler times near the door.
Also depends on who is knocking.