The difference between an Egg and a wank... you can beat an Egg but you can't beat a wank.

I went to my local Pharmacy, they were giving away free condoms but it was on a "first cum, first served" basis.

I used to work in the Viagra factory, they were hard times.

My erections are usually firmer and I shoot more cum when I'm sat down, so naturally I prefer to sit and masturbate.

A shot of mine......

5.2 inches girth at full erection here. I think that just falls in to 'average' girth from what I can tell.

They're most probably jealous and just mask it by making insults. Just ignore them.

Mine in 'semi-flaccid' state....

I've said this before, but cock size is not related to shoe size. Sorry, but it's true!

2 days at a stretch but that's torture. I usually need to empty my sacks at least one a day, sometimes more.

On the sofa, legs apart and watching something sexy.

A picture of mine....

I usually cum in to a some toilet paper and flush it away, or in to a towel and then wash the towel.

I then make sure I've got rid of all the cum from inside my penis and wash thoroughly.

Try Chat Avenue, I use it and there's no shortage of people on there willing to get their todgers out.

What about mine......

Loving the suggestions, keep 'em cumming, ahem, I mean coming.

LMAO

Great suggestions, thank you.

It was 'Don't Stand So Close To Me' by the Police, but good effort.

Loving them, keep 'em cumming, ahem, I mean coming.

One hell of a foreskin you've got there as well. Very nice!

Thanks and so do I.

When I sit down, mine can really shrivel!

Mine's unshaved and staying that way.

Yes it is, I just leave it to grow as I prefer the natural look.

I always retract it.

A couple of mine...

I'm not the hairiest but still pretty hairy. I never shave it, just keep it clean and let it grow...

Size 12 feet and 4.5- 5 inches hard. Shoe size and cock size are not related.

Once a day normally but sometimes twice and occasionally more than twice. I worked out that since leaving school (I didn't discover masturbation properly until that time), I must have had a wank roughly 12,000 - 13,000 times (rough estimate). That's a lot of cum!

Back To The Penis (Back To The Future)

Penis Activity (Paranormal Activity)

The Wind That Shakes The Penis (The Wind That Shakes The Barley)

Fast and Penis (Fast and Furious)

Despicable Penis (Despicable Me)

Penis Fever (Cabin Fever)

Penis Story (Toy Story)

Toy Penis (Toy Story)

Penis Act (**** Act)

Penis Alone (Home Alone)

About the same as mine...

I've had mine shoot several meters before, it depends on how horny and aroused I am.

What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank.

Some of my popular ones (so it seems) ......

At school I heard some other lads talking and describing my cock as "tiny". Not that it bothered me either way and I noticed others seemed bigger than me as well.

I bet you'd like to drink mine dale49

I don't get any, mine is washed at least twice a day.

Basically, guys are sexually charged and just want their sexual needs filled. Women are far more level headed.

Interesting idea, not sure how practical it would be though.

Per month? For me I suppose it's about 50 times a month.

Have fun, let off some steam.

I just use my hand until I shoot my load.

Too right, I wouldn't publicly place a face photo on here either.

Mine messy enough I hope.

If you're not born gay then by that logic you're not born straight either. In other words, when you're born you are effectively 'Asexual'.

A collection of mine...

My wank and cum video. By the way, my orgasm roughly 03:25 - 03:35 is awesome.....

6ft 4 and around 4.5 inches visible length, bone pressed is around 5.75.