Mongo step daddy Charlie be thankful Mongo no bite. |
Mongo find free raisins on Mama bathroom floor the sugar plum fairy leave behind. |
Mama misspell emphasis. Even Mongo no that word. Mongo think Mama need old fashioned dictionary and no google. |
Mongo Lonely Bobby Vinton
Lonely, Mongo Mr. Lonly, Mongo hav nobuddy for Mongo own. Mongo so lonley, Mongo Mr. Lonly, wish Mongo hadd sumwun to call on tha fone. Now Mongo a soldjer, a lonley soldjer, Away frum home, thru no wish of Mongo own. That’s why Mongo lonly, Mongo Mr. Lonly, Mongo wish that Mongo cud go bak home. Lettrs, nevver a lettr, Mongo get no lettrs in tha mail. Mongo’ve been forgottin, yea, forgottin, Oh how Mongo wundr, how iz it Mongo faild. Now Mongo a soldjer, a lonley soldjer, Away frum home, thru no wish of Mongo own. That’s why Mongo lonly, Mongo Mr. Lonly, Mongo wish that Mongo mama let Mongo go bak home. |
Mongo think fat chipmunk have squishy Down syndrome face like Mama. |
Mama cat52! Mongo no have kids. Mongo never put googoo juice in lady before. Mongo never even slept over at other dudes house. |
Mongo no like Ice. Ice make Mongo weewee shrivel like Turtle head going in shell. |
Mongo very mad at Mama. Mongo no help Mama next time Charlie hit Mama head with fry pan. |
Mongo like to lick penny. |
For all the dudes trying impress ladies like Mongo:
Step 1: Find box. Preferably not box Mama use for Mama special new toys Mama buy after Diabeto leave again to jail. Mongo sniff biggest one Mongo think it smell like turtle cage. Mama put all on dresser cos Mongo rip box. Mongo no tell Mama Mongo used biggest one. Mongo think this why now have ass cancer. Step 2: Put Mongos dick in box. If box 2 small Mongo smash it like bag of bread til it fit. Mongo legendary for Mongo retard strength. Mongo problem solver. Mongo pull trailer hitch after Mama Nissan Rouge transmission brake. Step 3: Present box with confidence of man who comments sexy on pictures of Mama friend Lix.Let the lady her open box. No tell surprised like last time. Mongo forget ladies like Lyuba no lie hearing Mongo tell. Lying scarred think amigo sound like gorilla beating cage. That how Mongo do holiday romance. |
Mongo very sad. Mongo no can post in mamas cat52! forum. Mama delete comments mongo make. 😿dgraff Mama put picture of Lix. Mongo like apples 🍎. Mongo favorite is apple. Mongo make apple girlfriend. Mongo no want Lix apple. Mongo sad sad. Mongo do bad things to apple, but Lix make apple smell like old bacon and mayo sandwich with moldy brea and pee. Mongo no eat pork. |
Mongo no need math. Mongo use all 13 toes. |
Mongo no like Chinese food. Dog no taste good. Mongo sure baby taste worser. |
Mongo can no read all that mama. Read longer then Charlie wrap sheet. |
Mongo step daddy Charlie ingredients
• 1 plastic jug- Mongo use Charlie’s old washer fluid tank from his work truck- still filled with blue juice • 8 packets of expired fruit punch Kool-Aid • 1 cup of brown sugar stolen from the WIC office- and sugar packets taken from Charlie probation office vists • 6 slices of canned peaches (the ones floating in syrup that smells like battery acid, the kind manager from commoditities office) Some of mamas forgotten oranges Mongo find in crisper. • 1 loaf of wonder bread for fermentation yeast or more better yeast from mamas stinky pink pitif no have wonder bread mongo also steal from seagulls at park • One propane tank sitting in sun to cook • Mongo use wooden spoon Charlie used to beat mama with every day- • A balloon or condom mama used to keep baby out of her cunny from hatching – smells like Mongos’ bag of balls on hot summer day Mama watch me make this- with conern look but also Mongo think mama is special retard. Mamas eye remind Mongo of a racoon in heat. Charlie used to beat mama look at bigger cocks on site than his limp broken cock. Directions: Step 1 pour Dew and Kool-Aid and let it festure- When fizz it glow- Like police cruiser lights looking for Mongo step daddy Charlie. Step 2- smash fruit together using feet and retard strength – juice everywhere like mama’s asshole after Arby’s and my ass cancer asshole Step 3 sugar attack! Mongo open all packets with teeth. Sugar rain down like chaos or daddy have a diabetic seizure salad Step 4- when the magic happens- Me add tampon soaked in mamas yeast filled cunty. Me not measure me shake jar like mama shake broccoli into her palsy. Mixture bubbles like mama gut after too much Arby’s . Step 5- Me stretch balloon on top of jar and ballon squeak. Squeek worse than brakes on mamas Nissan Rogue. Me pook tiny hole so it can breath better than George Floyd or how mongo born through leady rubber. Balloon inflates magic rum alives like mama’s waistline. If ballaoon explode like mama toilet Mongo hide behind coach. Mongo taste test- One week later mongo open jar. Balooon dellflate like mama’s asshole or Charlie’s knob after seeing mama naked. Mongo take sip mongo here ringining mongo vision gets blurry. Mama see Mongo and yells to spit out like mama sucking a trucker cock Mongo not listening. Taste like low tide and turtle cage juice. |
Mongo holidaze speciale rum recipe:
Mongo step daddy Charlie ingredients • 1 plastic jug- Mongo use Charlie’s old washer fluid tank from his work truck- still filled with blue juice • 8 packets of expired fruit punch Kool-Aid • 1 cup of brown sugar stolen from the WIC office- and sugar packets taken from Charlie probation office vists • 6 slices of canned peaches (the ones floating in syrup that smells like battery acid, the kind manager from commoditities office) Some of mamas forgotten oranges Mongo find in crisper. • 1 loaf of wonder bread for fermentation yeast or more better yeast from mamas stinky pink pitif no have wonder bread mongo also steal from seagulls at park • One propane tank sitting in sun to cook • Mongo use wooden spoon Charlie used to beat mama with every day- • A balloon or condom mama used to keep baby out of her cunny from hatching – smells like Mongos’ bag of balls on hot summer day Mama watch me make this- with conern look but also Mongo think mama is special retard. Mamas eye remind Mongo of a racoon in heat. Charlie used to beat mama look at bigger cocks on site than his limp broken cock. Directions: Step 1 pour Dew and Kool-Aid and let it festure- When fizz it glow- Like police cruiser lights looking for Mongo step daddy Charlie. Step 2- smash fruit together using feet and retard strength – juice everywhere like mama’s asshole after Arby’s and my ass cancer asshole Step 3 sugar attack! Mongo open all packets with teeth. Sugar rain down like chaos or daddy have a diabetic seizure salad Step 4- when the magic happens- Me add tampon soaked in mamas yeast filled cunty. Me not measure me shake jar like mama shake broccoli into her palsy. Mixture bubbles like mama gut after too much Arby’s . Step 5- Me stretch balloon on top of jar and ballon squeak. Squeek worse than brakes on mamas Nissan Rogue. Me pook tiny hole so it can breath better than George Floyd or how mongo born through leady rubber. Balloon inflates magic rum alives like mama’s waistline. If ballaoon explode like mama toilet Mongo hide behind coach. Mongo taste test- One week later mongo open jar. Balooon dellflate like mama’s asshole or Charlie’s knob after seeing mama naked. Mongo take sip mongo here ringining mongo vision gets blurry. Mama see Mongo and yells to spit out like mama sucking a trucker cock Mongo not listening. Taste like low tide and turtle cage juice. |
Mama no racist mama just no like cans. Afro-cans Mexi-cans Puerto ri-cans. |
You Mongo Mama. |
Mama not true you no get change when balance negative 54 cent. Mongo sometimes think Mama dumb as Mongo look. |
Mama catch Mongo pouring bbq sauce on Charlie’s pecker. Mongo love smegma and diabetes. |
Mama been hunting for free turkey |
52 mean times mama have abortions. |
Mongo thinks it smell like ham sandwich with old miracle whip. |
Mongo like Pennie’s taste like grandpa’s ashes. |
Mongo do pg13 things to peanut butter. |
Mongo sometimes eat birdshit it crunchy like cheeto. |
U seem to be proof. |
Mama hungry woman. Mama love Arbys. |
Mongo want flat ass. Mongo mama have flat ass Mongo have no ass anymore cancer eating it. |
Mongo like hotdogs but no can eat no more with ass cancer. Mkngo eat and sneeze hotdog corn out hole. |
No mama that from when Mama use coat hanger on Mongo. |
In the arms of the angle. Mongo fly away from here. |
Mongo ass hurts hurry mama. |
S howitoff.orghttp://showitoff.org/hw2y3n0i2gfrpic.html] Ass cancer. Please fund mongo. |
Mongo love when Diabeto Charlie pat mongo in head and say good boy. |
Mongo ass will be best after ass transplant. |
Mongo asshole looks like a Minneapolis shopping mall after the George Floyd riots looted and black. Mongo have ass cancer. |
Mongo like cheese. Fave is Mongo man cheese from Mongo Googoo. |
Charlie Diabeto no really leave mama. Diabeto have no legs. Diabeto used as portable pussy for trailer park folk. Mama get 5 dollars each time passed around. |
Mama no get ebt no more after Orange man say bye bye. Mama they take Mongo neice Broccoli for free Arbys kids meal but broccoli old and mama older poor mama. |
Mama and Randa Lynn scared no more Mountain Dew. |
Mama Cat had Mongo and Mongo siblings so Mongo say yes. |
Today when Mongo see posts from Ananas in the politics topic. |
Mongo no Tecsan. |
Mama take Diabeto back. Mama like taking shit back up her ass. |
Mongo wish to have Grandpa Teddy ashes so Mongo can put in bowl of Texas chili so Mongo can set on grave toilet and have Grandpa rip Mongo asshole one more time. |