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Started by kebmo at 12,May,18 03:56  other posts of kebmo
Is there something that almost everyone but you has done? What is that? It doesn't have to be sexual either, it just has to be true. I'll start with two.

Never have I ever had a wet dream.

Never have I ever had a sit down job.

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By BigDick43 at 26,May,18 23:47 other posts of BigDick43 
Neverhave i ever sucked a dick

By Mazinga at 12,May,18 11:39 other posts of Mazinga 
I never lied. And that's the truth.
By kebmo at 17,May,18 21:10 other posts of kebmo 
You just did!
By Mazinga at 21,May,18 23:06 other posts of Mazinga 
yeah, but you still Believed it!
By kebmo at 22,May,18 20:01 other posts of kebmo 
No I did not.
By Mazinga at 26,May,18 23:39 other posts of Mazinga 

By liketoedge at 12,May,18 10:32 other posts of liketoedge 
Never have i ever had a total handsfree orgasm by myself. Never had a wet dream either
By kebmo at 24,May,18 02:12 other posts of kebmo 
I've never had a hands free orgasm alone either. I didn't know that was possible.

By weluvswinging69 at 15,May,18 14:31 other posts of weluvswinging69 
Never have i ever fucked a midget...wait she's 5'1 so I guess that counts LOL
By kebmo at 19,May,18 01:17 other posts of kebmo 
I don't think 5'1" qualifies. It's vertically challenged.

By bil47 at 17,May,18 16:18 other posts of bil47 
Never had BDSM sex... even though I frequently fantasize about it. (I admit this isn't "something that almost everyone" has done.)
By kebmo at 18,May,18 04:55 other posts of kebmo 
I gave a guy a good spanking and used my belt on his bare ass once. We both liked it.

By JustWill at 15,May,18 17:43 other posts of JustWill 
Never have I ever liked the taste of licorice. That shit is fucking disgusting! (And, if anybody says: "What about RED licorice, Will?", I swear I will put a curse on their 'nads so fucking fast that it will make them dizzy. There is no such thing as "red" licorice! End of story.)
By kebmo at 15,May,18 20:10 other posts of kebmo 
I am going to text you a very strongly worded rebuttal, as soon as you get a cell phone.

By bella! at 15,May,18 20:23 other posts of bella! 
What if the person who says "What about RED licorice, Will?" is a SYC member, Will? Girls don't have "'nads", so there, mister smarty pants! No RED licorice, no 'nads!
By JustWill at 15,May,18 22:57 other posts of JustWill 
Speaking as the guy who owns the phrase "Words is my bitch", I would like to point out that "'nads" is technically short for "gonads". Gonads are the reproductive organs (in both the male and female) that produce the gametes (sperm or ova) that come together during reproduction to make the whole baby thing happen. In men, the gonads are called "testicles". In women, the gonads are called "ovaries". So, the folks over at SYC DO have 'nads for me to curse if they invoke the red licorice idiocy. You just can't see them (unless they post one of those unsettling "Look, folks, I've stretched open my cooter with the Jaws of Life!" pics.) ...right back attcha.
By bella! at 16,May,18 00:20 other posts of bella! 
Oh, forget you!

Gonads is a boy thing and not a girl thing, uh-uh, no way!

RED licorice is licorice and it is good, just not as good as black licorice.
By JustWill at 16,May,18 09:23 other posts of JustWill 
Your 'nad curse is in the mail.

By lanser1026 at 17,May,18 08:33 other posts of lanser1026 
I agree, I never heard anyone going up to a girl and saying her "nads" are showing,,,,

By lanser1026 at 17,May,18 08:31 other posts of lanser1026 
I **** black licorice but can eat lbs of red licorice. Will, you can curse my "nads"all you want, when it comes to red licorice I use my mouth
By JustWill at 17,May,18 09:01 other posts of JustWill 
Okay,lanser, you asked for it!
Hocus-cadabra! Abraca-pocus! Your 'nads are officially hexed.

The thing is: that red stuff has absolutely no actual licorice in it. Zero. Zilch. Nada. It's all sugar and corn syrup and strawberry/raspberry flavoring. It can't BE licorice if it contains no licorice! It's like saying "I love apple pie, but only if it's made without any apples in it."
By lanser1026 at 17,May,18 09:12 other posts of lanser1026 
Well, my apple pie has these cherry looking things and it's red,,,so there

By bella! at 17,May,18 10:21 other posts of bella! 
What in the heck is that? "Hocus-cadabra! Abraca-pocus!"

You've got your "spells" about as mixed up as your tastebuds are about licorice and your thoughts about girls and gonads.
By JustWill at 17,May,18 12:25 other posts of JustWill 
Apparently, someone is not a Bugs Bunny fan...

As to the other issue, the Merriam-Webster dictionary (as well as every high school biology text) defines GONAD as : a reproductive gland (such as an ovary or testis) that produces gametes
Just because a person doesn't KNOW what a word means, that doesn't mean it doesn't MEAN what it means.
By bella! at 17,May,18 16:05 other posts of bella! 
And you believe everything that Merriam-Webster says because it's in print?
By JustWill at 17,May,18 20:34 other posts of JustWill 
The dictionary is not known as a source of "Fake News"...

By 2nice at 17,May,18 09:51 other posts of 2nice 
They also make green, blue and purple licorice. What about those, Will?
By bella! at 17,May,18 10:24 other posts of bella! 
Not that you asked but if you were wondering and forgot to ask, I am a traditionalist and prefer black licorice. The green crap that they call licorice is green apple flavored and is so yucky!

By JustWill at 17,May,18 12:39 other posts of JustWill 
If there isn't any licorice in it--regardless of the color--IT AIN'T LICORICE!!!

Just like so-called "Turkey Bacon" is NOT actually bacon. That shit is a fucking scam.

(Keep this silliness up, Mr. Yumm, and your guy-'nads are gonna start itching like you have ants in your britches. I have my wand out and I am not afraid to use it! )

By 2nice at 17,May,18 10:57 other posts of 2nice 
I suppose Jägermeister, Sambuca and Absinthe are out of the question then?
By JustWill at 17,May,18 12:24 other posts of JustWill 
You are correct.
The same goes for ouzo, anise, and fennel.
Totally regusting!
By 2nice at 17,May,18 12:42 other posts of 2nice 
Wow, you’re missing out on some yumtastic things, Will. Take that from an authority of all things “Yum”.
By JustWill at 17,May,18 12:46 other posts of JustWill 
Though I have never doubted your "Yumness"--or your expertise in all things of a Yumm nature--I must disagree on this point.
I have always found that particular taste to be very much like licking a tire. (Don't ask...)

By kebmo at 17,May,18 12:39 other posts of kebmo 
Never have I ever seen a hand gun out of a holster. I think that's a good thing.

By ps29211 at 16,May,18 08:27 other posts of ps29211 
Never have I ever been granted the honor of taking someone's virginity.
By kebmo at 17,May,18 00:04 other posts of kebmo 
I have the first (and often only) cock sucked by many guys!

By Leemaster at 14,May,18 16:40 other posts of Leemaster 
Never have I ever reached an orgasm from being fucked
By kebmo at 15,May,18 02:27 other posts of kebmo 
But you have from fucking?
By Leemaster at 16,May,18 17:36 other posts of Leemaster 
Yea course

By veryshyguy at 15,May,18 20:39 other posts of veryshyguy 
Never have I ever been to a strip club

Never have I ever been to a nude beach
By kebmo at 15,May,18 21:41 other posts of kebmo 
I would love a nude beach. I've never been either.

By James69 at 15,May,18 19:06 other posts of James69 
never have I ever can in my own mouth.... oops I lied

By leopoldij at 15,May,18 18:19 other posts of leopoldij 
Never have I ever played with pussy lips bigger than these

These ones fill up my mouth when I suck them. Delicious!

By cardinal at 15,May,18 14:47 other posts of cardinal 
I never did oral on a woman before would like to just women I stuck my dick aren't really decent enough to want too go down on.

By champstamp at 12,May,18 17:16 other posts of champstamp 
I have never had the chance to perform anal sex with any of my ex girlfriends.
By kebmo at 14,May,18 15:09 other posts of kebmo 
Is that the same as "I have never had anal sex in my life"?
Neither have I.
By champstamp at 15,May,18 13:39 other posts of champstamp 
Yeah. I mean performing anal to a girl.
By kebmo at 15,May,18 13:45 other posts of kebmo 
That implies that you've done it with a guy....

By Darthshame at 12,May,18 04:23 other posts of Darthshame 
Never been to a strip club.
By kebmo at 15,May,18 12:58 other posts of kebmo 
When I was younger we used to go to a particular club on Sundays because it was the only place where we could be served alcohol on a Sunday. Since then the laws have changed and I quit drinking.

By lawrenceo at 15,May,18 02:28 other posts of lawrenceo 
I only ever had one wet dream and after that I made sure all my spunk was shed when awake.

By JustWill at 14,May,18 14:52 other posts of JustWill 
Never have I ever owned a cell phone.
By kebmo at 14,May,18 15:08 other posts of kebmo 
Wow!! If you had any peers they would most certainly be pressuring you.
By JustWill at 14,May,18 16:02 other posts of JustWill 
One of the many benefits of not having a cell is that my peers can only pressure me in person.

By bigg at 12,May,18 17:14 other posts of bigg 
seen Star Wars. Really! Any of them!
By kebmo at 13,May,18 14:42 other posts of kebmo 
I've never been a fan of Star Wars.
By phart at 13,May,18 15:19 other posts of phart 
I think about 3 years ago I finally sat down and watched the first 3. Nothing to write home about.

By WhiteBriefs at 14,May,18 14:56 other posts of WhiteBriefs 
Me neither

By phart at 12,May,18 13:48 other posts of phart 
Never been in a Starbucks either
Never been outside the 48 states.
never swam in water.Although I have been in a pool. it was froze over 12 inches thick and I "walked" on water!
By kebmo at 14,May,18 14:39 other posts of kebmo 
VISIT CANADA!!!!! It's beautiful and we're friendly. We also have Starbucks. AND.... in case you care, pot will be legal every where on July 1st of this year.

By *jamie at 13,May,18 13:55 other posts of *jamie 
Never had I ever suck a cock
By kebmo at 13,May,18 14:41 other posts of kebmo 
That's too bad. Once you've had one you'll want to do it again and again and again and again..... I have lots of photos on my profile of me doing it in case that helps.
By *jamie at 13,May,18 15:13 other posts of *jamie 
Very nice

By zzick at 13,May,18 14:32 other posts of zzick 
Understood, or "got" rap music, or hip hop, what ever it's called.

Probably my age showing !
By kebmo at 13,May,18 14:38 other posts of kebmo 
I'm with you!!!

By pifad at 12,May,18 06:37 other posts of pifad 
Never have I ever gone skiing.
By kebmo at 13,May,18 14:38 other posts of kebmo 
I lived in a mountain town for ten years so I did lots of skiing. I haven't been for a long time though.

By 03easy at 13,May,18 11:24 other posts of 03easy 
never had a cock

By RC0000 at 12,May,18 10:53 other posts of RC0000 
Never have I ever been to a Starbucks.
Never have I ever watched television for the past 12 years.

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