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Started by JustWill at 18,May,19 20:13  other posts of JustWill
This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff".

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By JustWill at 15,Jun,19 17:34 other posts of JustWill 
As a follow-up to an earlier "Note to Self":


That is all.

By JustWill at 04,Jun,19 14:06 other posts of JustWill 
Odd Statements Found in the Forum:

A guy wrote: "I have noticed lately that my dick seems to be getting thicker and longer".

Right. It's called a BONER, Dude. It's supposed to do that.
By 1RonG at 04,Jun,19 14:56 other posts of 1RonG 

By bella! at 04,Jun,19 19:15 other posts of bella! 
Is duh spelled "duh" or "d'uh"?
By JustWill at 04,Jun,19 20:31 other posts of JustWill 
By bella! at 05,Jun,19 00:04 other posts of bella! 
Thank you for the clarification.

By JustWill at 01,Jun,19 16:47 other posts of JustWill 
Earlier today, while scrolling through the forum, I found this comment in the middle of a random thread:

"Any body wants to suck my dick"

That's it. A totally random, un-punctuated and incomplete thought, just sitting there...staring at me. Like the guy fell into a coma before he could finish.
It has troubled me all damn day.

I also found this lovely forum topic:

"what you think of my horse cock. makes them all gasp and pass out when its rammed up them girls"

The posting member has long ago deleted his account. This is sad because, given what he posted, he seems like such a charming fellow.
By Scorps at 01,Jun,19 19:48 other posts of Scorps 
😄😆🤣😂 You crack me up!
By phart at 01,Jun,19 21:18 other posts of phart 
If mine was the size of a horse's,I would probably still not be getting any. A local fellow is known to have 14 inches and his wife has been to the hospital at least twice because of it. A dick that is WAY to big,is just as much a problem as a little 1 like mine that causes me to dribble on my shoes if I am not careful.

By JustWill at 31,May,19 21:41 other posts of JustWill 
Since generic, non-personalized, "welcome" messages seem to be all the rage here, I have decided on my very own:

"Sir/Madam/Other (choose as many as apply to you),
I see that you have a penis/vagina (circle the term which best represents the organ displayed).
It looks very much like (the genitalia indicated).
Nice work."
By dgraff at 31,May,19 22:42 other posts of dgraff 
Now that's a great greeting

By JustWill at 26,May,19 12:48 other posts of JustWill 
As a reminder: "Remember to stay soopa sexy"!
Wouldn't want you to forget and accidentally slide into the "average sexy" or "not sexy at all" categories.
This is not an order, but merely a suggestion.
The choice is yours.
I won't remind you again.
By phart at 26,May,19 16:58 other posts of phart 
Accidently hell, I stumbled,farted and fell right into the "Not sexy at all" catogory a long time ago! And it is a deep ditch to climb out of! Aint made it yet!
By 2nice at 26,May,19 20:35 other posts of 2nice 

By bella! at 26,May,19 22:20 other posts of bella! 
This is what it says, in part; "and remember to stay super sexy Always"

I would bet that message makes every new member feel "super" special!
By dgraff at 26,May,19 22:48 other posts of dgraff 
It did not make me feel special when I received that message some 4 years ago once I checked out the page I was kinda grossed out

By JustWill at 27,May,19 01:03 other posts of JustWill 
She leaves the same comment on every new member's page. The point is that it is a fatuous remark, intended to draw attention to the person who left the comment, and not a sincere (or personal) note to the member being "welcomed".
By dgraff at 27,May,19 09:54 other posts of dgraff 
I'm here two years longer then her but I remember her appearance well my eyes have never recovered

By JustWill at 31,May,19 12:17 other posts of JustWill 
It's like getting junk mail.
By bella! at 31,May,19 15:35 other posts of bella! 
You know, that's really what it is comparable to. JUNK MAIL, stupid stuff, nothing personal, the same identical crap that is directed to each and every neighbor in your neighborhood.
By JustWill at 31,May,19 16:17 other posts of JustWill 
That makes the generic greeting totally worthless.
No thought goes into it.
It isn't a true greeting, it is an advertisement to draw notice to the sender, rather than an honest welcome.
Anyone who says differently is a nitwit.

By JustWill at 29,May,19 12:18 other posts of JustWill 
Note to self: If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
I have no objection to playing with it, that's what it's for, after all. I just like to keep it honest.

By veryshyguy at 27,May,19 01:27 other posts of veryshyguy 
Well if I can't use the "S" word what about these British equivalents: rubbish ∑ nonsense ∑ twaddle ∑ balderdash ∑ claptrap ∑ gibberish ∑ drivel ∑ poppycock ∑ tripe ∑ bunk ∑ piffle ∑ bosh ∑ bilge ∑ hot air ∑ hogwash ∑ hooey ∑ baloney ∑ mumbo jumbo.

Would any of those be acceptable?
By JustWill at 27,May,19 07:58 other posts of JustWill 
As a rule, I am not a fan of equivalents, but I will let hogwash and poppycock slide.
Claptrap, however, is a non-starter.
By veryshyguy at 27,May,19 13:16 other posts of veryshyguy 

By JustWill at 26,May,19 20:23 other posts of JustWill 
Note to Self: Stop being surprised when crazy people say and do crazy things. That is, after all, what crazy people do for a living.

By JustWill at 26,May,19 11:18 other posts of JustWill 
Note to self: Remember to use the term "asswipe" around here more often.
By bella! at 26,May,19 11:35 other posts of bella! 
Why not? It's a terrific word and I like it.

By #584076 at 26,May,19 12:05
It would almost appear mandatory!

By JustWill at 21,May,19 16:15 other posts of JustWill 
Fun Fact: I only actually give a flying fuck on the second Tuesday of every week. Every other day, the fucks I give are wingless.

By JustWill at 19,May,19 10:40 other posts of JustWill 
The fact that Count Dracula and I are never on this site at the same time is proof that I am not Count Dracula.
By furluvr at 20,May,19 11:26 other posts of furluvr 
Leaving aside your flawed logic, what if this site is really a mirror?
By JustWill at 20,May,19 14:33 other posts of JustWill 
My logic is never flawed. There is always madness to my method.
--------------------------------------- added after 5 minutes

On a more philosophical note:
Of course this site is a mirror. It is a microcosmic reflection of society. When you stare into the SYD, the SYD stares back at you.

And, yes, that just made my head all hurty.
By furluvr at 20,May,19 20:20 other posts of furluvr 
Oh, poor Will! Here, let me handle your head until you feel better.

And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.

The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.
By phart at 20,May,19 20:22 other posts of phart 
Well something that never has made sense to me is how Count Dracula is always clean shaven if he can't see himself in the damn mirror?
By bella! at 20,May,19 20:25 other posts of bella! 
Holy crap, phart, you are absolutely correct!

By furluvr at 20,May,19 20:30 other posts of furluvr 
I dunno. Perhaps because he's dead, his beard doesn't grow.

By bella! at 20,May,19 20:27 other posts of bella! 
He might be feeling bad now that you pointed out his misunderstanding about Count Dracula. What do you know about Rocket Raccoon? JustWill is an expert.
By furluvr at 20,May,19 20:30 other posts of furluvr 
Rocket is my favorite Guardian. And Will definitely gives him a run for his money.

I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.

By JustWill at 18,May,19 21:38 other posts of JustWill 
For a second, I was going to make this topic about WEIRD THINGS YOU'VE STUCK UP YOUR BUTT.
Then I realized that I don't particular give a damn about what you have shoved up your keister.
That's YOUR dang business, you perv.
Besides, anybody who is anybody knows that the only thing you should ever shove up your butt is a TOASTER.
End of subject.
By furluvr at 19,May,19 01:43 other posts of furluvr 
What about a hat?
By 1RonG at 19,May,19 02:09 other posts of 1RonG 
Could you smoke it?
By furluvr at 19,May,19 02:11 other posts of furluvr 
I thought that went without saying...
By 1RonG at 19,May,19 02:11 other posts of 1RonG 
Would it be before or after?
By furluvr at 19,May,19 02:13 other posts of furluvr 
By 1RonG at 19,May,19 02:14 other posts of 1RonG 
Oh, impressive 😂
By furluvr at 19,May,19 02:17 other posts of furluvr 
Yes. Will is very impressive. Particularly his humility.

By furluvr at 19,May,19 02:12 other posts of furluvr 
What about weird things I've STUFFED up my butt? Or weird STUFF I've stuck in my butt? I have so many questions!
By JustWill at 19,May,19 09:39 other posts of JustWill 
What did I say about using the "S" word? You are grounded, Mister!
By furluvr at 19,May,19 11:50 other posts of furluvr 
You canít ground, me! Youíre not my REAL dad!!!! My REAL dad would let me say any STUFF I want!!!!!
By JustWill at 20,May,19 10:48 other posts of JustWill 
I'm not a REAL Dad, but I play one on TV.
By bella! at 20,May,19 11:12 other posts of bella! 
By JustWill at 20,May,19 11:18 other posts of JustWill 
You're just not watching the right channel.

By furluvr at 20,May,19 11:19 other posts of furluvr 
Shhhh! Willís having one of his fugue states again. If you wake him, heíll do all sorts of STUFF!
By JustWill at 20,May,19 11:21 other posts of JustWill 
I'm right HERE, Man! I can hear you.
How rude!
By furluvr at 20,May,19 11:37 other posts of furluvr 
See, heís imagining STUFF again. Poor Will! Just smile and nod.

By CurveBall45 at 20,May,19 14:18 other posts of CurveBall45 
Something's wrong. Will's profile must have been hacked. He would NEVER misspell "you're" like that.
By JustWill at 20,May,19 14:32 other posts of JustWill 
That's what happens when Will changes his train of thought in mid-comment.

By 2nice at 18,May,19 20:48 other posts of 2nice 
I love it when Will reminds me why he is so awesome.
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:49 other posts of JustWill 
Mr Yumm, I shouldn't HAVE to remind you, dammit!
--------------------------------------- added after 118 seconds

Hi, this is the Management again.
Will's Brain seems to be stuck in "egotistical prick" mode.
We are going to try whacking it with a hammer and see if that works.
By phart at 18,May,19 22:06 other posts of phart 
I have a good choice of hammers you can pick from from watch makers hammers on up to a 20 pound sledge!
By JustWill at 18,May,19 22:07 other posts of JustWill 
I will get back to you on that. I think I will need the one that causes as little dain bramage as possible...

By 2nice at 18,May,19 22:10 other posts of 2nice 
Will, does not need that type of hammer. He needs a special type 2nice hammer.

That should sort it out.
By JustWill at 18,May,19 22:15 other posts of JustWill 
I truly believe that this is the first time a guy has offered to whack me in the brain with his hammer.
By 2nice at 18,May,19 22:19 other posts of 2nice 
I wasnít thinking about your brain...

By phart at 18,May,19 22:21 other posts of phart 
Well,uh,I was offering the use of any of my multiable hammers. If your head is really hard,I think I have a couple plastic and lead hammers that absorb the shock so it don't break anything?

By bella! at 18,May,19 20:18 other posts of bella! 
Will this Forum Topic showcase your superior intelligence, professor?
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:23 other posts of JustWill 
How could it not?
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Okay that sounded a bit conceited. Perhaps I should apologize.
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Nah. I'll let it stand.
By bella! at 18,May,19 20:24 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, what a dumb question for me to ask. I'm sorry.
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:27 other posts of JustWill 
Oh, that's quite alright. Nobody is perfect. Well, mostly nobody...
By bella! at 18,May,19 20:28 other posts of bella! 
Are you close to perfection?
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:30 other posts of JustWill 
Close? Not at all. Only Rocket Raccoon is perfect, and I am no Rocket Raccoon.

By bella! at 18,May,19 20:27 other posts of bella! 
You have never apologized for being more intelligent than the average person, why apologize now?
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:28 other posts of JustWill 
In some circles, I have been apologizing for it my entire life.
By bella! at 18,May,19 20:30 other posts of bella! 
It's too bad that the average person does not recognize your superior intelligence and interprets your sarcasm as arrogance.
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:31 other posts of JustWill 
It also bothers me when they interpret my arrogance as sarcasm.
By bella! at 18,May,19 20:33 other posts of bella! 
Believe me, you have had me fooled a number of times. And I thought it was sarcasm..... well played! Bravo!
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:36 other posts of JustWill 
Oh...THAT! No, no...that WAS sarcasm. Honestly.

Seriously, you don't see the guys on here apologizing for having a big dingus. Why should I apologize for having a big brain?
--------------------------------------- added after 6 minutes

The Management of this Form Topic would like to apologize for the arrogant statements made by Will here.
His Brain was "riffing", and things took an unintended conceited turn.
He does that some times.
We are having it looked into, and hope to have it repaired shortly.
By bella! at 18,May,19 20:43 other posts of bella! 
You are so logical and what you said makes so much sense. Why should you be apologetic for having a big brain!? Duh!
By JustWill at 18,May,19 20:48 other posts of JustWill 
Logic will be my Doom.
By CurveBall45 at 18,May,19 21:08 other posts of CurveBall45 
I apologize for having a big dingus...oh wait, i was dreaming again.
By 2nice at 18,May,19 21:21 other posts of 2nice 
Big dingusís are overrated.
By JustWill at 18,May,19 21:25 other posts of JustWill 
I do not disagree. However, you don't see many "Please rate my handsome, but average-sized, dingus" threads around these parts.
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And when is the last time you read a comment saying: "Damn, Dude! Your pecker looks so friendly"?
By #584076 at 18,May,19 21:59
I'd just like to state for the record that in my humble opinion, your dingus appears quite amiable!
By JustWill at 18,May,19 22:04 other posts of JustWill 
Gosh, thanks!
I have worked hard teaching it to be polite and companionable.
Pleased to see it has paid off.
By #584076 at 18,May,19 22:15
It's nice to see a well trained one...
Seems to be a lot of 'em online these days with not an ounce of social discourse at their tips.

By JustWill at 18,May,19 21:32 other posts of JustWill 
"I'm dreaming of a Big Dingus,
Just like the ones I used to know.
When I can't hold my bliss in
As I see pre-cum glisten,
And I know that's the one I want to blow."
By CurveBall45 at 18,May,19 21:34 other posts of CurveBall45 
That's just pure genius...
By JustWill at 18,May,19 21:34 other posts of JustWill 
Thank you.
I made it all by myself.

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