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She asks the owner why the parrot’s price is that low, and he says, “Oh, that parrot lived several years in a whorehouse, so it’s vocabulary can be quite colorful."
The woman, never one to pass up a good deal, buys the parrot, thinking she could teach it some new phrases and clean up its act.
She gets home and the parrot, looking around, says, “New house, new madam.” The woman laughs, thinking that this was pretty harmless.
A few minutes later, her daughters come home and the parrot says, “New girls in the house.”
A few minutes later, her husband walks in, and the parrot says, “Hi, Bob!"
It had a lot of problems.
His wife looks at the duck and says, “That’s not a pig. That’s a duck.”
The husband replies to his wife, “Quiet! I wasn’t talking to you."
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Joe Biden sucks
Oh, bigg, you are so silly!
This is a website with peckers and puss's and assholes,and the naked people they are attached to.
How can something be inappropriate?
I mean,really a Cliff notes version of The Eighth Edition of Rocket Propulsion Elements would be inapporpriate wouldn't it?
Mom: Shut up and eat your food
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they don't slip off their broomsticks
Even in the future they won't work
Because they get to keep the tips
"Your mum"
Bjuka- I am not over the railing
White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!
They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?
Black- guy, I am dodging traffic!!!
The police!
Cause they ain't gonna fall for that again...
They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.
His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.
As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.
The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".
The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.
The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"
He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
(from full metal jacket)
Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Joyraja
Rolaids.
The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."
After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"
The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."