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Started by #20664 at 16,Dec,10 12:26
Other than the usual pussy, ass, face or tit shot. What is the kinkiest place you have shot your load, like the movie version loaf of bread in a store kinky...

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By #632553 at 24,Jan,21 13:27
I worked at nursery when I was 22. One of the ladies there came into the room i was working in and we started talking eventually she ended up giving me a hand job and when I came she made sure I shot my load all over some flowers that were on sale.

By liketoedge at 25,Oct,18 12:05 other posts of liketoedge 
Many years ago while spending the night at a friends house I was jacking off. He wanted to watch me do it. He stood next to me watching but still had his underwear on. When the feeling started building I ask where he wanted me to shoot it, thinking he would want me to shot on the carpet. He opened up the fly on his underwear and said...shoot it in here. I slip my dick in and humped my load in his briefs
By #571187 at 03,Jan,19 06:24
Now thatís hot
By liketoedge at 03,Jan,19 10:50 other posts of liketoedge 

By Blade at 16,May,20 22:33 other posts of Blade 
After you loaded his shorts and dick, what was his reaction? when I shot my cum on my cousin, he got pissed.
By liketoedge at 17,May,20 12:22 other posts of liketoedge 
It definitely turned him on and he immediately started rubbing and shot his load in less than 30 seconds

By Olderguy321 at 30,Dec,19 14:32 other posts of Olderguy321 
This morning i was walking around the house naked, wife was at work ,i got hungry and horny do i made some oatmeal and jerked off while cooking in the kitchen and shot my nice hot gooey load into my oatmeal while i asx eating it .Taste so good.

By rogermarcos at 30,Dec,19 05:31 other posts of rogermarcos 
During college I used to go out around 2am completely naked and walk around my neighboorhood jerking off and unloading over doorknobs from houses and handles from cars. Love the idea of someone having my cum on the hands without even noticing

By jobuddy at 30,Dec,19 00:26 other posts of jobuddy 
...on jetliner red eye flight

By tixHH at 26,Dec,19 06:24 other posts of tixHH 
i blow my load many times in my female coworkers yogurt. i think, they need some extra protein!
By hardandthrobbing at 26,Dec,19 06:41 other posts of hardandthrobbing 

By qhaos at 26,Dec,19 01:54 other posts of qhaos 
The kinkiest? I think you can see it on this site...

By Mrfrisky at 25,Dec,19 00:40 other posts of Mrfrisky 
Into the mouth of whoever was on the other side of the gloryhole.

By #281008 at 28,Aug,14 04:49
into the tube family toothpaste all the family liked the new flavour
By zak69x at 14,Oct,18 12:52 other posts of zak69x 
Yep have done that myself

By hardandthrobbing at 24,Dec,19 22:04 other posts of hardandthrobbing 

By Lvphose at 09,Dec,19 02:02 other posts of Lvphose 
In a cemetery!

By #604077 at 05,Dec,19 23:35
Several restrooms in parks, beach, woods. One night I parked in the corner of a mall parking lot, stripped nude, got out of my car and jacked until I blew my load in the parking lot.

By bil47 at 05,Dec,19 20:16 other posts of bil47 
At a gay-sex orgy, with 20 or so naked men in attendance.

By SluttySarah069 at 05,Dec,19 18:25 other posts of SluttySarah069 
In my jeans when watching a porn movie in an adult cinema and the guy in the next seat started to feel me up.

By allin4oral at 05,Dec,19 14:20 other posts of allin4oral 
for me, I would say it was the time I was at the beach and very horny, had a hard time keeping my cock from poking out of my swimsuit. So I decided to go into the ocean and release my balls of their load. I got into the water, about chest deep and pulled down my suit and masturbated right there next to all the other swimmers. I was looking at the girls in their bikinis and came in about 10 minutes.

By #557381 at 11,Oct,18 17:15
i used to work at mcdonalds, i worked morning shift starting at 5am so i often didnt get a chance to jerk off in the morning, so i always had to go to work hard as a rock. throughout the day i would go to the walk-in freezer and whip my cock out because the cold air felt so good on my cock, and i would stroke it a bit, but one day i just went hard and jerked until i came. Stood there cock twitching in my hand and just shot after shot of cum hitting the floor. I didnt clean it up and it froze, was still there a couple days later and no one noticed
By bi1953 at 05,Dec,19 05:52 other posts of bi1953 
Secret sauce?

By mrnobody6039 at 03,Dec,19 16:43 other posts of mrnobody6039 
In the face of a Barbie makeup head. In the forest preserve on top of used condoms left by other men. Unfortunately I couldn't find any help

By #576878 at 13,Jan,19 22:34
Straight in my mouth or other time in my mom's used dirty panties.

By #575872 at 03,Jan,19 19:10
I love to cum on my face
By leopoldij at 07,Jan,19 18:55 other posts of leopoldij 
Do it then and show us

By #571187 at 03,Jan,19 06:29
High school boys freshmen bathroom listening to the sloshing sounds of a freshman jacking off

By shavedpubis at 03,Jan,19 02:43 other posts of shavedpubis 
on the gyno chair

By #568188 at 25,Dec,18 04:44
Outside in the car late at night a very big empty place

By #573046 at 24,Dec,18 22:14
I think kinkiest place where I blew my load was in my friends mom's panties few times. I found his mom's dirty used panties and masturbated in his bathroom.I put her panties on my cock and finished myself in her black thoongs.Same was with other friends sister panties.

By leopoldij at 19,Dec,18 02:42 other posts of leopoldij 
Into a girl's mouth yesterday.

By Kwilla at 17,Dec,18 16:12 other posts of Kwilla 
Into a girls champagne glass as I she and I snuck into the bathroom right before the New Years ball dropped. She drank it down at midnight:champagne cum and all. It was a exciting New Year with her...

By countrynaturist at 12,Dec,18 11:06 other posts of countrynaturist 
I was over at a friend's house helping her move some boxes around. Her brother came home and 15 minutes later I shot my load onto his pita. He did the same and we ate it together. then we got normal and 69'ed.
By leopoldij at 12,Dec,18 11:27 other posts of leopoldij 
What about your female friend? Did she find out what happened?
By countrynaturist at 12,Dec,18 23:47 other posts of countrynaturist 
Yeah, she knew we were going at it. Her brother and I never shut the door. She was okay with it ... Even shut our door when the parents came home

By #571688 at 11,Nov,18 15:59
One time my mom got home so drunk that she **** on a couch.She was wearig mini skirt and I saw red thongs under it.Got pretty excited so I checked her bra and it was matching red.She had a huge tits and I made her nipples visible for me.So I masturbated in front of her, looking at her nipples and blew my load on her big round ass making a mess on her skirt.

By #557060 at 27,Oct,18 02:00
"Back in the old days" i used to take pics for another site, which i miss and can't recall the name (somewhere with a pink interface) and took quite a few pics with my cock in between a hotdog bun with condiments and stuff, some of them had me set up on a plate, with the foreskin peeled and a thick streak of cum from the tip of the plate to the table. It was a nice pic, i kind miss it.

By 61-69 at 26,Oct,18 13:20 other posts of 61-69 
This pales into insignificance in comparison, but while at the nude park I kept getting an unwanted boner. When it went down, I went to the bushes at the far end, which also happens to be the gay cruising area, for a wank. I found a secluded spot, but noticed a nice sunny grassy area close by where two guys were soaking up the sun. I had a hard on again so I walked over, stood between them and jerked off til I came on the grass while they both watched, wanking their stiffening cocks as they did. Afterwards, I walked off without saying a word to enjoy the rest of my day's nude swimming and relaxing.

By #568737 at 13,Oct,18 11:27
In school during a math lesson. We were in old style school desks. I was against a side wall and the boy in front made it obvious he was interested in my cock. He reached back and I leaned forward and he was able to stroke my erection through my trousers till I came. Vice versa I did the same for him. The teacher never noticed.
By #537175 at 22,Oct,18 11:41
have done that a few times , but with a guy sat alongside me . few times we have left huge d eposits on the floor
By #568737 at 24,Oct,18 11:53
Hope teacher didnít notice. Our cum just wetted our underpants! Reserved my school naked cock HJís for the school toilets.
By #537175 at 24,Oct,18 14:50
no we didn't get caught , but in a different class another guy had his fly undone and hard cock sticking out . teacher from front asks him what he has under desk and to stand up . he was quite a well hung lad and was desperately trying to cover the offending body part .I think the teacher was more embarrassed then he was

By liketoedge at 22,Oct,18 14:02 other posts of liketoedge 
Most recently, Standing at a urinal in Home Depo restroom. I had to be quick and get off before someone walked in on me.
By kebmo at 22,Oct,18 19:53 other posts of kebmo 
Get in, get off, get out!
By liketoedge at 24,Oct,18 11:43 other posts of liketoedge 

By #552214 at 22,Oct,18 21:08
My face...

By adamgo at 22,Oct,18 18:42 other posts of adamgo 
in the bushes outside one of my neighbor's houses. i was riding my bike past and her window was wide open - she had her boyfriend over and they were fucking. I stayed and watched and it made me instantly hard...had to jerk off to it. i don't think she knew i was there but he I think saw me LOL

By #537175 at 22,Oct,18 11:40
Im sure Ive answered this one before . However many different places , I particularly like to spunk on a urinal after a piss . out of doors against a tree , have shot on outside of a patio door at a mates house

By cutroundhead at 22,Oct,18 11:27 other posts of cutroundhead 
Recently in a hotel pool putting my cock in front of the inlet water pipe...lovely strong jet of water which gave me an immediate hard-on and I shot my load very quickly...

By #568296 at 21,Oct,18 04:58
On my dildo as lube

By wycowboy at 11,Oct,18 21:08 other posts of wycowboy 
I worked as security at a hotel and I was super horny one night so I let myself into the hot tub/sauna room, stripped naked and got into the hot tub. It was pretty risky as anyone could have walked by and seen me due to all the windows. I started wanking my rock hard cock and it didn't take long to shoot a huge load in the water. I always wondered if my cum was still visible a few hours later and what someone though about it if it was.

By knewbi at 11,Oct,18 18:04 other posts of knewbi 
At an all guy orgy with 8 other guys...

By cody8789 at 11,Oct,18 17:55 other posts of cody8789 
Right in the middle of the one millionth womens March

By #567349 at 11,Oct,18 09:04
went to a gay party once.there was about 10 there . got sucked off by 6 of them about 10 to 15 min apart.

By liketoedge at 26,Sep,18 10:50 other posts of liketoedge 
Masturbating in odd and risky places has alway been a turn on for me

By #541363 at 22,Sep,18 08:17
several times in a field when i was with my first gf.
I fucked another gf in my car at Oosterhaven Groningen.

By #537175 at 23,Jun,17 08:03
Quite a few places , outside in woods , in a class at school a few times and stood at urinals . Maybe the most exciting place is to have my boyfriend slowly stroke me whilst watching a movie in cinema

By #519017 at 20,Jun,17 14:29
In a library looking through a bookshelf at a sexy librarian I was crazy about.

By #469430 at 23,Oct,14 05:35
I've jerked off in a tree once

By jack_coolero at 23,Oct,14 03:08 other posts of jack_coolero 
I live on the 2nd floor. So I jacked off standing by the window, which I love to do knowing my neighbors might see me. Pointed my cock to the window while cumming and there are people down outside. Just love the feeling. Don't know what they thought of cum or if they saw it flying. Hahaha

By liketoedge at 21,Oct,14 16:03 other posts of liketoedge 
I shot a huge load in my underwear during class my freshman year in high school while rubbing it through my pants during a movie

By #469430 at 20,Oct,14 05:19
My hot aunts thong, my girlfriends sisters panties, my friends sisters panties (multiple times). My bestfriends moms thong.

By leopoldij at 19,Oct,14 15:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Lately it was at the reception of a big hotel. The woman working there have me a handjob. Nobody could see her hand while she was stroking me.
By #82400 at 19,Oct,14 15:33
that's what I call perfect service
By leopoldij at 19,Oct,14 18:10 other posts of leopoldij 
Indeed it was. It's very exciting to cum when there are many unsuspecting people around

By #467242 at 29,Aug,14 13:52
Ex girlfriend's pool in high school while she was gone with her parents on vacation...snuck over and swam at night, jacked about 3 loads in the pool, got dressed and left.

Hope they enjoyed the saltier water.
By #281008 at 18,Oct,14 16:40
so ur ex-g/f had a swimming pool in the high school.. gud one

By #299993 at 27,Dec,13 16:03
While getting my hair cut. I had planned on cumming in my ball cap but dropped it, and couldn't hold the pressure back one thick wad shot out and landed on my calf the rest I let go in my underwear. I think one of the women in the salon saw the wad on my calf.
By #457775 at 18,Oct,14 11:32
wow so hot!

By #332336 at 26,Aug,14 16:34
I was staying in the St. James hotel on the San Antonio riverwalk once, my girlfriend was sucking my cock on the balcony at 9 pm. When I started cumming she pointed it through the handrails and I shot my load down on the crowd, from the 8th floor. If it hit anyone they probably thought it was bird shit.
By Blade at 15,Oct,14 23:17 other posts of Blade 
I've done that too. I lived in the city for a year, and had a small balcony. I'd just jerk off and cum thru the railing. I was 6 floors up. and below was the parking lot.

There was a bmw that never moved for months, and one day I parked near it, and noticed all the spots on it, that must have been from my cum.
By #457775 at 18,Oct,14 11:17
wow so hot!

By #457775 at 18,Oct,14 11:18
wish I had seen that!

By #467317 at 23,Aug,14 14:48
Probably the time I went into my middle school during summer vacation (14 at the time, I snuck in a window) and went to the cafeteria where I took off all my clothes, literally 100% naked. I was pretty sure there was no one else in the school and I got a rock hard erection as soon as my clothes came off. I stood on one of the many tables and used my own saliva for lube as I masturbated for about 10 minutes before I began to have one of my best and largest orgasms ever. I left at least 5 or 6 one foot long globs of cum all over the table. I basked in my glory for a few minutes and took my time getting dressed and leaving. Did not clean a thing.
By liketoedge at 24,Aug,14 12:44 other posts of liketoedge 
Great story...I have done it in many odd and risky place through out the years starting very always added to the excitement
By #467317 at 25,Aug,14 16:42
Care to share any of the stories with me? Id love to hear one. I also have many others.
By liketoedge at 29,Aug,14 12:09 other posts of liketoedge 
Sure....sharing experiences is great ...messege me sometime

By #281008 at 15,Oct,14 23:52
"5 or 6 one foot globs" I think u have wanked urself into stupidity

By #431190 at 27,Sep,13 19:40
Driving home from work wanked and blew in my pants!!
By spermkiss at 27,Sep,13 20:57 other posts of spermkiss 
Isn't it fun to do that? Jacking off while driving is such a rush.
By t-rex at 26,Oct,13 12:36 other posts of t-rex 
I usually have my cock out if I jack off while driving

By Avillager at 29,Aug,14 13:30 other posts of Avillager 
The head shrinkers say that J/O in a car simulates returning to the womb, a place of security, to jerk off.

By leopoldij at 23,Aug,14 08:13 other posts of leopoldij 
At the back of a bus, a couple of days ago. I Even took a pic. ...

Adult Photo from leopoldij

By #367009 at 05,Aug,14 21:18
In the ocean while snorkeling. My penis is impatient
By Dalecash at 07,Aug,14 05:15 other posts of Dalecash 
I did the same thing on the Great Barrier Reef with tourists swimming not far away
By #367009 at 07,Aug,14 19:56
haha yea it's so sketchy. It's also funny breathing so fast through a snorkel haha. I did it in a reef from my prof pic. and my fam was on the shore lol. I was one horny little fucker back then. Still am just taller now
By #285354 at 23,Aug,14 04:16
Yes, I've done that more than once. I know the feeling.

By liketoedge at 05,Aug,14 15:18 other posts of liketoedge 
Probably in my pants rubbing myself through my jeans during a movie in class my freshman year of high school

By stickyknickers at 23,Sep,13 14:31 other posts of stickyknickers 
In my s i s t e r 's knickers. And no, she wasn't wearing them at the time
By #467291 at 19,Jul,14 19:56
I used to regularly cum in my ****'s dirty knickers after I had sniffed them.

By DJS at 27,Dec,13 07:06 other posts of DJS 
Not sure if it was Kinky,But a old flame i use to see was very sexually charged all ways wanting to play with my dick or for me to play with her pussy,Anyway this night were in this latin club/restaurant(and it was heaving)we were stood at the bar for awhile having a couple off drinks,near a couple who sat inches away,She started rubbing my cock till it came solid,then i started playing with her pussy under her short skirt,when she said swap places,as we did she unbuttoned my fly and pulled my cock out & started wanking us off(i was acting like nothing was happening just looking around the crowded bar,after awhile she could feel my balls jerking & knew i was ready to cum,she move to one side just enough & i let out one hell off a load,& it went all over this Girls fur jacket that was draped behind the high stool she was sat on(4 good blobs off it All on black fur)We fked off to find another area whilst we could still see this couple & after awhile they got up to leave you could see were my cum started to drip down this expensive looking fur

By Odin_york_pa at 26,Dec,13 22:27 other posts of Odin_york_pa 
going down a waterslide at a waterpark when I was a young teen. It was one of those that had tubes. I had to get rid of that boner somehow! No shirt and just swimshorts...was just a matter of time till someone noticed, which I am sure someone already had

By #136427 at 05,Nov,13 07:46
Under the blanket the stewardess gave us on an airplane!

By #383064 at 23,Oct,13 16:42
Back when i lived with my mom, as a teenager, i thought she was the sexiest woman alive. So i got extremely horny once and jacked off four times in a row in her bathroom.. And came into her facial cream, her toothpaste, her lotion, and her mouthwash.. Sure, it was probably sick because she was my mother, but i never regretted the blowjob i got when i was eighteen and she caught me jerking in her bed
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Oh, and once in my gf's milkshake
By #68656 at 26,Oct,13 12:51
That was extremely foolish to make the reference to incestu0us activity with mother.
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By #147052 at 31,Oct,13 15:55
Kind of a sick mofo aren't you

By 67malibu at 28,Sep,13 22:13 other posts of 67malibu 
A bowl of bran flakes
By #164428 at 29,Sep,13 00:19
Something's gotta make those things taste better!
By stickyknickers at 01,Nov,13 03:28 other posts of stickyknickers 

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By Liketosee at 01,Nov,13 06:35 other posts of Liketosee 
I once got so horny at a concert looking at all the women and as the night grew so did my cock. I couldn't take it any more so I went into a port o potty and jerked as I watched all the people waiting in line through the top venting. It was like being on stage jerking off!

By #433016 at 27,Sep,13 23:28
When I was 13 or 14 afriend was spending the night and told me he'd show me his if I showed him mine. When I pulled my cock out and showed him he said I was gay and went around school telling everyone I showed him my cock. Later that day I got ahold of the water bottle he was drinking out of and went to the bathroom and shot a huge load in it then just smiled for the rest of the day everytime I saw him take a drink from it.
By #400852 at 28,Sep,13 09:04
oh man thats great,laughing my ass off

By #359325 at 31,Oct,13 21:45
I guess that showed him

By Dalecash at 29,Oct,13 04:34 other posts of Dalecash 
In the sea snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland. The coral didn't object.

By shavedpubis at 23,Oct,13 04:43 other posts of shavedpubis 

on the gynochair, in front of the audience
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By Frenum at 28,Sep,13 08:55 other posts of Frenum 
In the sea off Jamaica 10 feet from sunbathers and maybe insight of scuba divers

By #119918 at 24,Sep,13 05:29
In a police officers mouth in the back of his patrol car while I was handcuffed with his baton up my ass!

By stickyknickers at 26,Sep,13 03:52 other posts of stickyknickers 
That sounds like heaven to me
By spermkiss at 27,Sep,13 20:58 other posts of spermkiss 
'Sounds more like a porn movie.

By oldbugle at 26,Sep,13 08:01 other posts of oldbugle 
In my teens I (briefly) had a girl friend who I now know was a 'prick tease' who enjoyed making men very frustrated. On the night we split (when she had enjoyed two orgasms) I was in such a state that nothing could stop my impending explosion of semen as she jumped out of bed to go to the loo......I quickly grabbed her bra lying next to the bed and shot powerfully into one of the cups. She returned and fitted the bra cups onto her pert young tits......I shall never forget her face.......

By #136427 at 24,Sep,13 19:56
While pokin the old lady on a picnic table at a campground
By #205329 at 26,Sep,13 02:02
Boy, does that ring a bell. I still go back to that campground ( and site) and reminisce.

By skinb at 25,Sep,13 12:14 other posts of skinb 
A ladyfriends pair of black lace boyshort panties. It got me so excited and came much more than usual

By #278535 at 24,Sep,13 20:13
On my wife's bra and panty when she's out of home

By #6437 at 24,Sep,13 07:53
In the mens dressing room at kohls, all ofver the mirrors, and then left.

By #390287 at 24,Sep,13 04:22
On a Jon Talbain action figure (The werewolf from the darkstalkers videogame)...oh and inside a...(sorry, you'll have to PM me to know that one)

By liketoedge at 23,Sep,13 19:12 other posts of liketoedge 
Sending the night with a buddy in jr high I shot my load in the fly of his underwear while he was wearing them. He had already finished and as got got close to orgasm I asked him where I should shoot it. He opened his fly and said shoot it in here. So I slipped it in and humped till I unloaded in his briefs. Horny boys do pretty crazy stuff

By rrobby at 23,Sep,13 14:57 other posts of rrobby 
In the next door neighbor guy's bermuda shorts that already had his dry cum on them.

By liketoedge at 23,Sep,13 14:43 other posts of liketoedge 
I could write a pretty long list

By Odin_york_pa at 23,Sep,13 11:23 other posts of Odin_york_pa 
at a local pool the bathroom/changing room had a tub as a urinal. I squirted in the tub and left it there for the next person to see. What I hadn't realized it that someone was in the stall directly behind me, I could touch the door from the urinal/tub if I wanted to while doing my business. That's how close it was. I don't know if he saw what I was doing but if so I hope he enjoyed the show

By slipper at 23,Jun,12 00:59 other posts of slipper 
In your mom!

By liketoedge at 22,Jun,12 02:40 other posts of liketoedge 
I the bathroom at school almost daily

By langloot at 21,Jun,12 18:49 other posts of langloot 
I was 13 and I hid inside my friends mothers cupboard where all her sexy summers dresses hung. I accidently saw her naked in the bathroom the night before. Jerked and shot my junior load inside of a dress thinking of the brown nipples and swollen lips I saw.

By botanic at 20,May,11 02:55 other posts of botanic 
on a train on the way to work .. shot my load all over the corridor . On the beach in Iraq .

By #123577 at 03,Jan,11 02:07
in a tool shed
By dicklick4u at 15,Mar,11 00:15 other posts of dicklick4u 
oh you bad ass boy.i wish i had of beeen on my knees in that shed.

By MoeJoe at 10,Mar,11 04:33 other posts of MoeJoe 
In a bottle of liquid hand soap in the women's john where I used to work.

By #145313 at 10,Mar,11 03:01
in bus..during journey

By #46165 at 28,Feb,11 17:43
toilet seat of a public female toilet.
or my friends mums panties she had out on the clothes line one night

By spermkiss at 09,Jan,11 22:26 other posts of spermkiss 
On the stage of an outdoor bandstand in a city park on a rainy summer night with cars passing just a few hundred feet away. Seasongood Pavilion in Eden Park in Cincinnati for anyone who lives there or has visited that city.

By Campino at 09,Jan,11 18:53 other posts of Campino 
Into the bus

By liketoedge at 03,Jan,11 02:02 other posts of liketoedge 
When I was 14, I spent the night at a friends house and we were jacking off. He told me to shoot it on his dick. So I did

By #88663 at 27,Dec,10 17:44
In the eggs I was serving for breakfast!

By #102374 at 16,Dec,10 23:00
on a ritz cracker to eat.

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