This morning i was walking around the house naked, wife was at work ,i got hungry and horny do i made some oatmeal and jerked off while cooking in the kitchen and shot my nice hot gooey load into my oatmeal while i asx eating it .Taste so good.

During college I used to go out around 2am completely naked and walk around my neighboorhood jerking off and unloading over doorknobs from houses and handles from cars. Love the idea of someone having my cum on the hands without even noticing

...on jetliner red eye flight

i blow my load many times in my female coworkers yogurt. i think, they need some extra protein!

The kinkiest? I think you can see it on this site...

Into the mouth of whoever was on the other side of the gloryhole.

into the tube family toothpaste all the family liked the new flavour

In a cemetery!

Several restrooms in parks, beach, woods. One night I parked in the corner of a mall parking lot, stripped nude, got out of my car and jacked until I blew my load in the parking lot.

At a gay-sex orgy, with 20 or so naked men in attendance.

In my jeans when watching a porn movie in an adult cinema and the guy in the next seat started to feel me up.

for me, I would say it was the time I was at the beach and very horny, had a hard time keeping my cock from poking out of my swimsuit. So I decided to go into the ocean and release my balls of their load. I got into the water, about chest deep and pulled down my suit and masturbated right there next to all the other swimmers. I was looking at the girls in their bikinis and came in about 10 minutes.

i used to work at mcdonalds, i worked morning shift starting at 5am so i often didnt get a chance to jerk off in the morning, so i always had to go to work hard as a rock. throughout the day i would go to the walk-in freezer and whip my cock out because the cold air felt so good on my cock, and i would stroke it a bit, but one day i just went hard and jerked until i came. Stood there cock twitching in my hand and just shot after shot of cum hitting the floor. I didnt clean it up and it froze, was still there a couple days later and no one noticed

In the face of a Barbie makeup head. In the forest preserve on top of used condoms left by other men. Unfortunately I couldn't find any help

Straight in my mouth or other time in my mom's used dirty panties.

I love to cum on my face

Many years ago while spending the night at a friends house I was jacking off. He wanted to watch me do it. He stood next to me watching but still had his underwear on. When the feeling started building I ask where he wanted me to shoot it, thinking he would want me to shot on the carpet. He opened up the fly on his underwear and said...shoot it in here. I slip my dick in and humped my load in his briefs

High school boys freshmen bathroom listening to the sloshing sounds of a freshman jacking off

on the gyno chair

Outside in the car late at night a very big empty place

I think kinkiest place where I blew my load was in my friends mom's panties few times. I found his mom's dirty used panties and masturbated in his bathroom.I put her panties on my cock and finished myself in her black thoongs.Same was with other friends sister panties.

Into a girl's mouth yesterday.

Into a girls champagne glass as I she and I snuck into the bathroom right before the New Years ball dropped. She drank it down at midnight:champagne cum and all. It was a exciting New Year with her...

I was over at a friend's house helping her move some boxes around. Her brother came home and 15 minutes later I shot my load onto his pita. He did the same and we ate it together. then we got normal and 69'ed.

One time my mom got home so drunk that she **** on a couch.She was wearig mini skirt and I saw red thongs under it.Got pretty excited so I checked her bra and it was matching red.She had a huge tits and I made her nipples visible for me.So I masturbated in front of her, looking at her nipples and blew my load on her big round ass making a mess on her skirt.

"Back in the old days" i used to take pics for another site, which i miss and can't recall the name (somewhere with a pink interface) and took quite a few pics with my cock in between a hotdog bun with condiments and stuff, some of them had me set up on a plate, with the foreskin peeled and a thick streak of cum from the tip of the plate to the table. It was a nice pic, i kind miss it.

This pales into insignificance in comparison, but while at the nude park I kept getting an unwanted boner. When it went down, I went to the bushes at the far end, which also happens to be the gay cruising area, for a wank. I found a secluded spot, but noticed a nice sunny grassy area close by where two guys were soaking up the sun. I had a hard on again so I walked over, stood between them and jerked off til I came on the grass while they both watched, wanking their stiffening cocks as they did. Afterwards, I walked off without saying a word to enjoy the rest of my day's nude swimming and relaxing.

In school during a math lesson. We were in old style school desks. I was against a side wall and the boy in front made it obvious he was interested in my cock. He reached back and I leaned forward and he was able to stroke my erection through my trousers till I came. Vice versa I did the same for him. The teacher never noticed.

Most recently, Standing at a urinal in Home Depo restroom. I had to be quick and get off before someone walked in on me.

My face...

in the bushes outside one of my neighbor's houses. i was riding my bike past and her window was wide open - she had her boyfriend over and they were fucking. I stayed and watched and it made me instantly hard...had to jerk off to it. i don't think she knew i was there but he I think saw me LOL

Im sure Ive answered this one before . However many different places , I particularly like to spunk on a urinal after a piss . out of doors against a tree , have shot on outside of a patio door at a mates house

Recently in a hotel pool putting my cock in front of the inlet water pipe...lovely strong jet of water which gave me an immediate hard-on and I shot my load very quickly...

On my dildo as lube

I worked as security at a hotel and I was super horny one night so I let myself into the hot tub/sauna room, stripped naked and got into the hot tub. It was pretty risky as anyone could have walked by and seen me due to all the windows. I started wanking my rock hard cock and it didn't take long to shoot a huge load in the water. I always wondered if my cum was still visible a few hours later and what someone though about it if it was.

At an all guy orgy with 8 other guys...

Right in the middle of the one millionth womens March

went to a gay party once.there was about 10 there . got sucked off by 6 of them about 10 to 15 min apart.

Masturbating in odd and risky places has alway been a turn on for me

several times in a field when i was with my first gf.
I fucked another gf in my car at Oosterhaven Groningen.

Quite a few places , outside in woods , in a class at school a few times and stood at urinals . Maybe the most exciting place is to have my boyfriend slowly stroke me whilst watching a movie in cinema

In a library looking through a bookshelf at a sexy librarian I was crazy about.

I've jerked off in a tree once

I live on the 2nd floor. So I jacked off standing by the window, which I love to do knowing my neighbors might see me. Pointed my cock to the window while cumming and there are people down outside. Just love the feeling. Don't know what they thought of cum or if they saw it flying. Hahaha

I shot a huge load in my underwear during class my freshman year in high school while rubbing it through my pants during a movie

My hot aunts thong, my girlfriends sisters panties, my friends sisters panties (multiple times). My bestfriends moms thong.

Lately it was at the reception of a big hotel. The woman working there have me a handjob. Nobody could see her hand while she was stroking me.

Ex girlfriend's pool in high school while she was gone with her parents on vacation...snuck over and swam at night, jacked about 3 loads in the pool, got dressed and left.

Hope they enjoyed the saltier water.

While getting my hair cut. I had planned on cumming in my ball cap but dropped it, and couldn't hold the pressure back one thick wad shot out and landed on my calf the rest I let go in my underwear. I think one of the women in the salon saw the wad on my calf.

I was staying in the St. James hotel on the San Antonio riverwalk once, my girlfriend was sucking my cock on the balcony at 9 pm. When I started cumming she pointed it through the handrails and I shot my load down on the crowd, from the 8th floor. If it hit anyone they probably thought it was bird shit.

Probably the time I went into my middle school during summer vacation (14 at the time, I snuck in a window) and went to the cafeteria where I took off all my clothes, literally 100% naked. I was pretty sure there was no one else in the school and I got a rock hard erection as soon as my clothes came off. I stood on one of the many tables and used my own saliva for lube as I masturbated for about 10 minutes before I began to have one of my best and largest orgasms ever. I left at least 5 or 6 one foot long globs of cum all over the table. I basked in my glory for a few minutes and took my time getting dressed and leaving. Did not clean a thing.

Driving home from work wanked and blew in my pants!!

At the back of a bus, a couple of days ago. I Even took a pic. ...

In the ocean while snorkeling. My penis is impatient

Probably in my pants rubbing myself through my jeans during a movie in class my freshman year of high school

In my s i s t e r 's knickers. And no, she wasn't wearing them at the time

Not sure if it was Kinky,But a old flame i use to see was very sexually charged all ways wanting to play with my dick or for me to play with her pussy,Anyway this night were in this latin club/restaurant(and it was heaving)we were stood at the bar for awhile having a couple off drinks,near a couple who sat inches away,She started rubbing my cock till it came solid,then i started playing with her pussy under her short skirt,when she said swap places,as we did she unbuttoned my fly and pulled my cock out & started wanking us off(i was acting like nothing was happening just looking around the crowded bar,after awhile she could feel my balls jerking & knew i was ready to cum,she move to one side just enough & i let out one hell off a load,& it went all over this Girls fur jacket that was draped behind the high stool she was sat on(4 good blobs off it All on black fur)We fked off to find another area whilst we could still see this couple & after awhile they got up to leave you could see were my cum started to drip down this expensive looking fur

going down a waterslide at a waterpark when I was a young teen. It was one of those that had tubes. I had to get rid of that boner somehow! No shirt and just swimshorts...was just a matter of time till someone noticed, which I am sure someone already had

Under the blanket the stewardess gave us on an airplane!

Back when i lived with my mom, as a teenager, i thought she was the sexiest woman alive. So i got extremely horny once and jacked off four times in a row in her bathroom.. And came into her facial cream, her toothpaste, her lotion, and her mouthwash.. Sure, it was probably sick because she was my mother, but i never regretted the blowjob i got when i was eighteen and she caught me jerking in her bed
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Oh, and once in my gf's milkshake

A bowl of bran flakes

I once got so horny at a concert looking at all the women and as the night grew so did my cock. I couldn't take it any more so I went into a port o potty and jerked as I watched all the people waiting in line through the top venting. It was like being on stage jerking off!

When I was 13 or 14 afriend was spending the night and told me he'd show me his if I showed him mine. When I pulled my cock out and showed him he said I was gay and went around school telling everyone I showed him my cock. Later that day I got ahold of the water bottle he was drinking out of and went to the bathroom and shot a huge load in it then just smiled for the rest of the day everytime I saw him take a drink from it.

In the sea snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland. The coral didn't object.

on the gynochair, in front of the audience
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In the sea off Jamaica 10 feet from sunbathers and maybe insight of scuba divers

In a police officers mouth in the back of his patrol car while I was handcuffed with his baton up my ass!

In my teens I (briefly) had a girl friend who I now know was a 'prick tease' who enjoyed making men very frustrated. On the night we split (when she had enjoyed two orgasms) I was in such a state that nothing could stop my impending explosion of semen as she jumped out of bed to go to the loo......I quickly grabbed her bra lying next to the bed and shot powerfully into one of the cups. She returned and fitted the bra cups onto her pert young tits......I shall never forget her face.......

While pokin the old lady on a picnic table at a campground

A ladyfriends pair of black lace boyshort panties. It got me so excited and came much more than usual

On my wife's bra and panty when she's out of home

In the mens dressing room at kohls, all ofver the mirrors, and then left.

On a Jon Talbain action figure (The werewolf from the darkstalkers videogame)...oh and inside a...(sorry, you'll have to PM me to know that one)

Sending the night with a buddy in jr high I shot my load in the fly of his underwear while he was wearing them. He had already finished and as got got close to orgasm I asked him where I should shoot it. He opened his fly and said shoot it in here. So I slipped it in and humped till I unloaded in his briefs. Horny boys do pretty crazy stuff

In the next door neighbor guy's bermuda shorts that already had his dry cum on them.

I could write a pretty long list

at a local pool the bathroom/changing room had a tub as a urinal. I squirted in the tub and left it there for the next person to see. What I hadn't realized it that someone was in the stall directly behind me, I could touch the door from the urinal/tub if I wanted to while doing my business. That's how close it was. I don't know if he saw what I was doing but if so I hope he enjoyed the show

In your mom!

I the bathroom at school almost daily

I was 13 and I hid inside my friends mothers cupboard where all her sexy summers dresses hung. I accidently saw her naked in the bathroom the night before. Jerked and shot my junior load inside of a dress thinking of the brown nipples and swollen lips I saw.

on a train on the way to work .. shot my load all over the corridor . On the beach in Iraq .

in a tool shed

In a bottle of liquid hand soap in the women's john where I used to work.

in bus..during journey

toilet seat of a public female toilet.
or my friends mums panties she had out on the clothes line one night

On the stage of an outdoor bandstand in a city park on a rainy summer night with cars passing just a few hundred feet away. Seasongood Pavilion in Eden Park in Cincinnati for anyone who lives there or has visited that city.

Into the bus

When I was 14, I spent the night at a friends house and we were jacking off. He told me to shoot it on his dick. So I did

In the eggs I was serving for breakfast!

on a ritz cracker to eat.