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Started by #450442 at 22,Feb,14 17:25
When you have a picture up of your penis why do some guys insist on still lying about how big it is. It's too funny

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By #527723 at 18,May,17 18:53
I never understand why people feel the need to lie about the size of their manhood.
Mine is about average size, I think it is between 6.5 to 7 inches when hard. I have tried measuring it but different articles say different ways to measure.
By leopoldij at 18,May,17 18:58 other posts of leopoldij 
Forget about measuring and concentrate on fucking. That's what I do.

By #121361 at 14,Dec,16 05:31
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By #485312 at 05,Jan,17 20:42
love to see one of your lovely ladies sucking on that Len *Lix*
By #121361 at 18,May,17 06:06
Nutscrasher and Sucking [deleted image] Feels GOOD Lix.

By #485312 at 13,Dec,16 23:44
only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij at 14,Dec,16 22:30 other posts of leopoldij 
By #485312 at 30,Mar,17 23:00
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heres a picture of my cunt, just because l like to SHOWITOFF *LIX*
By leopoldij at 30,Mar,17 23:16 other posts of leopoldij 
Who said don't show it? I appreciate looking at your cunt. So thanks for posting.
Let me reciprocate by posting my dick.
It's in good hands, as you see....
By #485312 at 31,Mar,17 01:06
no said not too, l just like to stick it out there. *lix*

By johnp at 17,Apr,17 17:58 other posts of johnp 
So hot !!
By #485312 at 18,May,17 05:51
glad you like John *lix*

By #121361 at 17,May,17 21:27
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By #485312 at 18,May,17 05:50
more stunning than funny Len *lix*

By johnp at 23,Feb,14 04:01 other posts of johnp 
Camera adds 10lbs!!!!
By #485312 at 04,Mar,17 12:08
l'll have to stop using so many cameras *lix*
By johnp at 26,Mar,17 19:10 other posts of johnp 
Please don't do that!!
By #485312 at 31,Mar,17 08:02
l guess you can never have enough cameras, theres never any batteries when you need them either, that's why l like my old cam, it just takes normal batteries so its ready to go any time *lix*

By #358797 at 23,Feb,14 07:11
I know right. Some guys seem to measure from asshole to tip.
By DJS at 23,Feb,14 08:35 other posts of DJS 
Priceless arexa

By 0-00 at 25,Feb,14 16:23 other posts of 0-00 

By leopoldij at 04,Mar,17 22:58 other posts of leopoldij 
Doesn't the dick start at the asshole?
By kebmo at 27,Mar,17 03:56 other posts of kebmo 
Mine starts in the middle of my back.

By andrew999999999 at 26,Mar,17 20:03 other posts of andrew999999999 
Men with pics of their cocks next to a tape measure, but the tape measure is at an angle, starts halfway between their navel, or some other place to add a little extra length to the measurement. Or sometimes not showing the end of the tape measure so you can't tell if the guy has maybe folded the end an inch to make his cock look bigger.
I saw one guys pic yesterday showing his cock on top of the tape measure, so you couldn't see if he was measuring it from 0 or not. It shows his cock to be 8'', but it's not that big, 7'' tops, maybe less.

By **FlyingCum** at 14,Dec,16 10:43 other posts of **FlyingCum** 
** When people share memes that reflect on themselves as well.

** When members have to unblock you to visit your page or read your comments then blacklist you again.

** When members stalk your page, accidently add you as a friend and have to delete just as quick.

......Here's your sign
By bella! at 14,Dec,16 11:27 other posts of bella! 
Point #2 seems rather funny but I gather that it has happened or is happening to you.

As for point #3, it has happened to me, not that I'm "stalking" a member's page, I'm touching their heart, and I accidentally add them as a friend. The pulsating heart and the feature to add a member as a friend are soooo close together (on my phone) that adding that member seems to happen.

Maybe your stalker is just trying to show you some love!
By t-rex at 17,Dec,16 18:25 other posts of t-rex 
I have done this too on my phone, I always apologize
By bella! at 17,Dec,16 19:02 other posts of bella! 
Whew! I'm glad that I'm not the only person with a twitchy thumb! And, yes, when this happens, I apologize aa well!

By cody8789 at 05,Mar,17 05:53 other posts of cody8789 
I've done that too, point #3. But I visit every1s page a lot to look for milk points and some members think I'm stalking them, lol

By mr_blue at 14,Dec,16 17:24 other posts of mr_blue 
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By **FlyingCum** at 14,Dec,16 21:59 other posts of **FlyingCum** 

By bella! at 15,Dec,16 01:15 other posts of bella! 
I wonder if you-know-who realizes how much time they spend thinking about others?

By bella! at 15,Dec,16 01:20 other posts of bella! 
I hope more men realize how spot on that flow chart is? Thanks for posting!
By mr_blue at 15,Dec,16 01:27 other posts of mr_blue 
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By #485312 at 13,Dec,16 23:42
People with no pictures on a site that is called "showitoff" l find that hilarious and even funnier that they have the hide to put others down that do...
By #102374 at 14,Dec,16 06:35
Soooooo right.

By #518223 at 04,Mar,17 20:11
Name of the site is SHOW YOUR CUNT or SHOW YOUR DICK but many post Facebook style pics - no nudes. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
By leopoldij at 04,Mar,17 22:57 other posts of leopoldij 
And some complain that I post too many closeups.
By #485312 at 05,Mar,17 01:21
some just complain because that's all theyre good for, lm sure you get many visits to your cunt shots *lix*

By #485312 at 05,Mar,17 01:21
judging others and taking up space *lix*

By #431360 at 24,Feb,14 17:43
a site requirement should be a dick shot with a 12" rule next to the dick.
By #415959 at 25,Feb,14 01:28
"A site requirement?" A, ruler? Seriously?

Who, gives a shit about cock size?

Far too much energy is wasted on the insignificance of cock size and the egos of fragile males around here.
By johnp at 25,Feb,14 15:27 other posts of johnp 
Everyone cares about cock size dude
By #496814 at 14,Dec,16 19:03
In the light of the vastness of the universe 1 or a few inch difference between cocks is insignificant. I don't get the fuss about it. You don't get a lady in bed with your dick (ok I once did through this site) and once you get in bed with her, lack of size probably won't make her change her mind. And if it did: good riddance!
By johnp at 17,Dec,16 18:12 other posts of johnp 
Just because she doesn't kick u out of bed doesn't mean she doesn't care .. 😉 Maybe it's the perfect size for her but either way she cares ..

By #102374 at 14,Dec,16 06:37
Cock. Big small big or tall I like em all.

By hotlicker69 at 13,Dec,16 23:45 other posts of hotlicker69 
L O L Mines small and I still put it out there,some people prefer smaller cocks

By oldbugle at 22,Feb,14 17:59 other posts of oldbugle 
I think it's just simple psychology at work.......if they see a penis they like it is even more pleasureable to envisige it to be as big as possible becasuse most men are very 'size oriented'......

.....I frequently get "it's so huge" messages and comments and I always point out that Im 'average' in length and just a bit more than average in thickness, but they often tell me I'm wrong!!!....although it's MY penis.....!!!
By andrew999999999 at 25,Feb,14 15:37 other posts of andrew999999999 
I agree, and I've had comments similar to yours, not many though, about my size. I'm average, anyone can see that, so no point in lying about my size like some people do. I think people will envisage a penis to be as big as it is because they like it.
I think this is also true when it comes to black men's cocks too. Some people believe the myth that all black men are at least 8''+, so if they see one that's 6'', they'll think it's bigger than it is.

By #446671 at 22,Feb,14 21:23
i like certain camera angles for my dick pics but i wont lie & claim to be a 9,10, 11 inch monster. just like some ladies take underass shots to make their ass look big & perfect, some guys do that with dick shots. i have no comments about y some guys insist on using photoshop to supersize their dick tho
By #359325 at 24,Feb,14 02:19
I agree

By *kmadeau* at 24,Feb,14 19:39 other posts of *kmadeau* 

By #345171 at 23,Feb,14 15:41
Think I'm pretty honest with my measuring

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