I have showed her (my girlfriend of 25 years) the kinky porn.
Besides that, I'm very clever about not getting caught jerking.
I've never been caught, but I had a few close calls.
It was more a reference to getting caught by everyone else.
Like, when I was still living with my parents.
I was almost caught once, jerking off in the living room, to some erotic movie on TV, when I heard someone walking down the stairs. I was just quick enough to switch the channel and put on by underpants. Besides that, I was only wearing a pajama shirt,
like I usually wear at that hour (3 AM or something). I hope, I was looking casual again, when my mother entered the living room. Luckily the pajama shirt was loose and long enough to hide my boner and the mistake of putting on my underpants back to front.
I do jerk off with my girlfriend sometimes, but I still don't like getting caught doing it. That's 'me time'.
I was jacking off to BDSM gay porn pictures (naked men in bondage, getting spanked, dungeon orgies, etc.) set on "slide show". I thought my wife was out shopping, and I was edging my stiff lubed penis, dressed only in a tee shirt. Sitting at the computer in our small home office, I was facing away from the door. Not sure how long she stood in the doorway watching along with me, as hard-core dom/sub pictures flashed by on the screen every 5 seconds or so. She "cleared her throat" and I spun around in the desk chair to see her standing 6 feet behind me with her arms crossed. She didn't say anything, but her expression was a combination of amusement and disgust. As I scrambled to change the computer screen to something innocuous, she said "Don't let me stop your fun", and she turned around and left the room. We never talked about it again specifically, but she remained opposed to even mild role-playing and any sort of adventurous sex. She already knew I'm bi, but didn't realize how kinky. (In my fantasies, she gives me taste of FemDom abuse with a sound spanking and calling me a faggot pervert as punishment for beating off to hard-core gay porn.)
By #723059 at 30,Sep,24 22:10
I as caught watching and jerking to nude men. I was totally embarrassed. She gave me an icy look and turned around. We never talked about it. But she now knows what gets me off. We no longer have sex. I am left to myself.
I was caught exploring my pantyhose//showitoff.org/nylon fetish (watching & wearing) when my girlfriend came in unexpectedly. She left room but I was so horny I kept jerking til I came!
My wife has caught me many times, we've been married almost 39 years so no surprise there considering how much I jack off. Since she no longer cares to have sex very often she's ok with it.
Once, about 10 years ago my wifes beste came to visit. They had gone downtown to shop so I figured I might as well have a nice jerk session. I really got into the porn though and didn't here them pull up. When they came in the door I jumped and the shock triggered my orgasm. Cum flew everywhere which made my wife and her friend laugh. I've always wondered what Debbie thought about my cock after that.
Sure. I masturbate all the time. She catches me a lot. But if it means that she doesn't have to touch my cock in any way, she just quietly leaves the room and lets me finish. I no longer try to hide, and don't say anything.
By #536019 at 27,Jul,22 17:19
A couple weeks ago my wife walked in on me jacking to gay porn. She said "Anything you want to tell me?" I replied "No", but wish I had added "... but maybe I wouldn't be looking at blowjob porn if we had sex more than once a year."
Just last week I was checking out a page on this website from a guy that had the most gorgeous cock ever. Whenever I hear my girlfriend coming near, I simply minimize the page. Somehow, I had two windows open so when I minimized, his hard cock still filled my screen. I panicked. She sat some mail down on my desk while looking at her own. Then I was able to X out completely. I don't think she even noticed. I have hinted when we first start dating 12 years ago that I love sucking cock but I never went any further with it. I'm not sure how she'd feel. Close one!
My wife has caught me wanking while watching porn. Also she knows that I cross dress and am bi. She doesn't approve but occasionally marks a remark that lets me know that she knows.She's a great lady but doesn't play nowdays.
Hubby here. Wifey has caught me many times, but she knows how much I love cock, so not realy embarrasing. Dont think she likes it when I got pussy on the screen though, always says I can look at hers anytime I want? At times we have watched some of the cum videos on syd and masturbated together. I always cum first and end up helping her
By #516354 at 12,Apr,20 04:56
My now ex wife(was also my Mistress)caught me watching and masturbating to some schoolgirl spanking porn.A week later a parcel arrived at our home with A full schoolgirl uniform enclosed.She made me wear it whilst doing cam sessions.
Besides that, I'm very clever about not getting caught jerking.
I've never been caught, but I had a few close calls.
Like, when I was still living with my parents.
I was almost caught once, jerking off in the living room, to some erotic movie on TV, when I heard someone walking down the stairs. I was just quick enough to switch the channel and put on by underpants. Besides that, I was only wearing a pajama shirt,
like I usually wear at that hour (3 AM or something). I hope, I was looking casual again, when my mother entered the living room. Luckily the pajama shirt was loose and long enough to hide my boner and the mistake of putting on my underpants back to front.
I do jerk off with my girlfriend sometimes, but I still don't like getting caught doing it. That's 'me time'.
Once, about 10 years ago my wifes beste came to visit. They had gone downtown to shop so I figured I might as well have a nice jerk session. I really got into the porn though and didn't here them pull up. When they came in the door I jumped and the shock triggered my orgasm. Cum flew everywhere which made my wife and her friend laugh. I've always wondered what Debbie thought about my cock after that.
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