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Started by #264428 at 15,Jul,13 11:00
I know a lot of you will say that you just answer the door the way you are but isn't that ****? I love beening naked at home but I always get scared back into my clothes because I don't want to get in trouble if I anwer naked. But, its also annoying to have to keep clothes nearby to quick put them back on. what do you all do? Also what about answer the door in my undies? Or sitting out side in my undies? **** or no?



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By #124665 at 15,Dec,13 03:58
If you're not expecting anyone, why the hell would one even want to answer the door? I don't trust these humans and I know they are just there to bug me and waste my precious naked crack smoking time. You will be expecting your dealer and be peeking out the blinds constantly long before he arrives anyway so nothing good will come from answering the door. Unless it's a vacuum cleaner salesmen cuz he will clean up your hovel for free before you kick him out. But for this wear clothing, preferably a shirt with profanity so he knows not to fuck you about when it's time you start twirling a Bowie knife. 🔪


If you must answer the door naked, do so with a gun pointed from behind the door and only open that door a fucking crack. Just enough for your crotch to be seen and as wild eyed and unshaven as possible. Bearing your teeth is a great effect also as this shows dominance, and female visitors will be especially turned on by this alpha male display of superiority.
By leopoldij at 09,Sep,17 14:00 other posts of leopoldij 
"If you're not expecting anyone, why the hell would one even want to answer the door?"

I don't know where you live, but in many countries, it is quite normal to open the door when someone knocks.
By RealTitsLover at 11,Sep,17 12:03 other posts of RealTitsLover 
I don't think it matters where he lives... he mentioned his "precious naked crack smoking time." It should be obvious why he's outta touch with the rest of the world.

That said, I've often ignored someone knocking or ringing the doorbell at the apartments where I've lived, if I was having sex or simply hard with no quick way of getting rid of my boner.
By leopoldij at 11,Sep,17 12:19 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh sure, if there's a reason, one can ignore the bell ringing. But, sometimes, it could be a friend, a neighbour, an acquaintance. I do like unannounced visits and encourage people to drop by when they wish. And if I can't open the door, so be it; they know that. Spontaneity should be part of a civilised society, a society where informal relationships are just that: not formal.
By RealTitsLover at 11,Sep,17 15:33 other posts of RealTitsLover 
My point was about him being a crack smoker. You can't expect someone like this former member to relate to thinking clearly.
By leopoldij at 11,Sep,17 17:58 other posts of leopoldij 
Sorry I missed what you said. I didn't realise that "crack" referred to a kind of hallucinogenic chemical.
By RealTitsLover at 12,Sep,17 07:16 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Hallucinogenics are fantastic. I'd highly recommend them to anyone who knows how to be careful with how much they take. Crack is cocaine mixed with other chemicals, most often laxatives, and smoked. Fucks with your head beyond belief and is much more addictive than sniffing coke. Heroin addicts and crack smokers are the two most common types of people that go to rehab more than once in their lives.
By leopoldij at 12,Sep,17 07:21 other posts of leopoldij 
No thanks but no thanks. I don't like to fuck my brain. I only like to fuck with my cock. Sex is the only dr.ug for me. All the other chemical shit is pathetic. Why would I want to use them? Pussy and some beer (maybe 4-5 beers a week) is enough for me. Besides, why on earth would I want to spend a penny on something that would potentially damage me?
By RealTitsLover at 12,Sep,17 13:21 other posts of RealTitsLover 
You shouldn't spend money on anything that you'll damage yourself with (probably shouldn't be buying that beer if you agree). That's why I said "anyone who knows how to be careful with how much they take." Alcohol does a hell of a lot more damage to your brain (not that I don't drink it) than a normal dose of hallucinogenic drugs, acid/LSD being the best. Some people prefer shrooms because they grow naturally, but they cost twice as much, last half as long, don't work as well, and taste like shit.

LSD cured tens of thousands of people of mental conditions that still have no other method of treatment, before it was made iIlegal. Many people who are suicidal never consider it again after tripping. Steve Jobs said that dropping acid was one of the best things he ever did as a young man, it literally made him "think different." I'm sure they didn't teach you this in school, but the structure of DNA was discovered by Francis Crick when he was tripping hard on acid.
By leopoldij at 12,Sep,17 15:25 other posts of leopoldij 
But I don't drink beer because it affects my brain, only because I like the taste. I drink one small bottle every 2-3 days.











By Ramil1 at 11,Sep,17 11:27 other posts of Ramil1 
I often just have a t shirt on. I ve answered the door to sign for parcels plenty of times. The people don't even notice most of the time. I m sure. I sometimes feel a bit guilty if it s a female delivering a parcel. I live in a flat with a 'lobby area', so often go outside to throw junk mail out in just a t shirt. Why worry. Most of the time my penis starts getting erect, just because of the fun and daring aspect.


By licksipsuckit at 09,Sep,17 19:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
in my own home, l kept a sarong at the door, my screen was made so you can see through it, but l had to open that door, l could just wrap the lap lap around me, this was handy when l was receiving parcels and mail, so l didn't have to worry if l didn't open the screen. At night it was different, with the light behind the door you could see in, so you grab your lap lap first .. *lix*


By swvsucker at 15,Dec,13 18:42 other posts of swvsucker 
I answer naked about 75% of the time. Just depends on my mood. If I am in the middle of jacking off then I always answer naked.

Funny story. About 2 years ago I was jacking off and was minutes from cumming when there was a knock. I answered the door naked, rock hard and dripping precum. I nearly came as soon as I saw who it was. It was a girl about 23 or 24 years old dressed in Daisy Dukes a halter top with no bra and flip flops selling frozen meats. She stared at my throbbing cock for a long second then held up the catalog and told me that normally she asks to come in and show the catalog, but she could see I was busy. I joked that I didnt mind if she didnt and she shrugged and came in. Turned out her boyfriend was taking her on his sales route and having her dress slutty to get the men to buy. She wasnt shy at all. She sat right beside me on the couch and showed me the catalog with her thigh pressed to mine, her legs crossed with her toes gently grazing my leg. She kept me hard LOL. She even joked that I was one of the few guys she could see she was having an affect on. I ended up buying
By leopoldij at 09,Sep,17 13:57 other posts of leopoldij 
Is that all you did? Buy? Did you not fuck her? At least, I hope you finished jerking off while she was watching.



By dill12 at 09,Sep,17 03:05 other posts of dill12 
I got home from work and took a shower
Someone was ringinf the doorbell
I went downstairs to see who was there
It was my neighbor
he wanted to borrow my lawnmower his had broken
I said sure just give me a minute
I told him to come in and he did
i was naked hw was surprised but he stared at my cock
my cock started getting hard
he started stroking my dick and then sucked my dick
I came in his mouth


By SydP at 05,Dec,13 00:39 other posts of SydP 
True story: Well I wasn't naked at the time but I am still bothered by all the salesmen and jesus freaks that come knocin'. Nobody else ever seems to arrive unanounced.

So one day I heard the doorbell, and of couse I was quite annoyed at being interrupted. So I flung open the door, and yelled out to the two men "Alright, do you want money or is this about God?" in a rather angry tone.

They said nothing for a second and then I realized what I was looking at, in the hand of one of the men. It was an ID badge from the FBI. Oops.

No, I wasn't arrested for anything. They were just desperately looking for a runaway **** with mental issues and decided to ask every house around. End of story: the **** was found alive and well a few days later.

But anyway, if it was just Jesus freaks and salesmen, then I would answer the door nude if I was at the time. If you were to look in my windows, you would certianly catch me nude at some point. But I live in a family-rich neighborhood, and often some of the neighborhood kids are at the door. It would probably only take one nude answer to have me considered the neighborhood pervert and the #1 suspect for everything, so I'd rather just avoid it and throw on sweatpants. I don't have a problem letting them see a bulge if there is one though, at least I'm legally covered!
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**** = k i d


By bungeman at 04,Dec,13 22:38 other posts of bungeman 
i wear nappies and plastic pants must get a pacifier also


By #315550 at 19,Jul,13 20:56
I answer naked about 75% of the time. If I am expecting someone, like family or something, then I get dressed. If I am not expecting anyone then I answer naked and just see what happens. Of course I am female, so if it is a UPS driver or the lawn care guy or someone like that then I am sure the reaction is much better than it would be if I was a guy.

And why would anyone get in trouble? You are in your house. If you are naked then that is your business. If someone comes to your house unannounced then they see what they see.

FYI, the top half of my front door is glass and to get to my bedroom I have to walk by it, so if I am in the other part of the house naked and someone knocks on my door they are going to see me naked even if I do try to go to my bedroom and get clothes. So there is no point. I answer naked.
By botanic at 04,Dec,13 11:47 other posts of botanic 
Pity you have no pics as you dont mind doorstep voyeurs !



By #441700 at 04,Dec,13 11:21
I keep a bathrobe near by thou I did recognize 3 people at my door as Jehovah's Witnesses on early morning,two men and a woman.I opened the door and told them I was working with the livestock and was busy.They left fairly quickly and have not been seen since.
By robert63 at 04,Dec,13 11:41 other posts of robert63 
I love this idea! Getting tired of them and the Mormons (we refer to them as morons).



By #186493 at 21,Jul,13 02:05
I have a sign on my door that says 'No Solicitors', but they were too stupid to know what that meant, so I put another, saying that 'If you as selling something, wanting donations, or wanting a signature on a petition, we are not interested, DO NOT RING THE DOOR BELL!' with tape over the door bell. They just knock!!

The 'Religious' ones usually wear suits, or something formal. Sometimes I like to mess with them, and answer the door, seeing them through the window, wearing just a shirt, and my stuff hanging out, hard.

They usually don't say anything, stunned.

"Read the sign, bitch!!" I don't want you people bothering me!!

You have every right to feel comfortable, and safe in your home, free from harassment by these bastards!!
By sinanff47 at 21,Jul,13 02:10 other posts of sinanff47 

By pa43 at 21,Jul,13 02:11 other posts of pa43 
scramble for clothes
By #316057 at 04,Dec,13 03:03
me to


By jollygoodfun at 21,Jul,13 17:33 other posts of jollygoodfun 
I agree....I also have the same sign, "No Solicitors." It's like, what can't you read, didn't you graduate high school. Then they tell me there not selling something.Then I ask, "what are you doing with a pamphlet and clipboard?



By weera at 21,Jul,13 05:51 other posts of weera 
who cares , if you are confident with your nudity then thats what you should do , or just stick your head around the door when you answer , keeping your body hidden , then if you want to get rid of them show yourself , of course if its someone you want to get to know better then still show yourself


By spermkiss at 19,Jul,13 12:53 other posts of spermkiss 
Answer it! I've always wanted to answer the door nude when it was the Jehovah's Witnesses who rang.

Which brings me to a great story I've told here before but which I'll repeat for members who may have missed it. A man who wrote a veterinary column for the San Francisco Chronicle told it in his column.

It seems this man kept pet snakes. At first his wife was not fond of them, but with the passage of time, she, too, grew to like them. One day she had one of the snakes out of its cage giving it some TLC when the doorbell rang. She slipped it inside her blouse and went to answer the door. Just as she was opening the door, the snake bit her in a very tender spot. She screamed and ripped open her blouse, exposing her bosom with the snake hanging by its teeth from one breast. The Jehovah's Witnesses at the door fled in terror, leaving copies of "The Watchtower" and "Awake!" scattered on the doorstep.


By welshlad at 19,Jul,13 08:09 other posts of welshlad 
just cover up with a pillow or a cloth or a towel..then if they ask u jsut say u were in the shower or summit


By Ray10754 at 15,Jul,13 12:04 other posts of Ray10754 
Answer the door! I have a sign on the front of the house stating that Nudist lives here and nudity should be expected
By bigone21 at 15,Jul,13 17:09 other posts of bigone21 
that's the way! Nudité Obligatoire!



By jollygoodfun at 15,Jul,13 15:28 other posts of jollygoodfun 
I always keep my robe next to the door.


By jackd at 15,Jul,13 12:43 other posts of jackd 
A pair of shorts for the warm weather and sweats for cooler times near the door.
Also depends on who is knocking.


By Arexa at 15,Jul,13 11:52 other posts of Arexa 
I have a housecoat I keep near the door in case I'm naked and have to answer. Lol. My usual thing is just to not answer and scream "I'm naked, go away!". Sometimes that doesn't work though.





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