Started by #296159 at 26,Aug,12 19:16
 | Have u ever been in a verry embarrassing situation? (Caught wanking, havin erection in public ...)  |
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To my horror that gave me a rock hard erection that she couldn’t have missed feeling drilling its way up into her soft bottom. She moved about a bit on my lap as if she knew I was having a boner for her and was teasing me.
The friction of her bottom on my shaft just made it worse for me and I jerked a load in my pants. Though I managed to stifle my grunt and my involuntary judder when I came I felt my face go red and she must have realised what had happened. I was so embarrassed.
She was very pretty but not my type and that was the closest I ever got with her. It was embarrassing but it was also nice!
Heather liked to come over and plop her ample ass in my lap and sit there for several minutes. Usually I could prevent the erection that wanted to arrive but one day I was just too horny to keep it at bay. The longer she sat there the harder it got. I know she could feel it, and just before I was ready to explode she got up and went to the bathroom.
We are still friends to this day but she now lives back in Nashville so we can only converse via Facebook. I asked her about that day once. She said she could feel my cock poking her ass and it got her very wet. When she got up she went to the bathroom to finger her cunt until she came. I then confessed that when I left I went a couple of blocks and pulled on my cock until I exploded. We laughed and wondered how it would have been if we had hooked up back then. Since, we have exchanged nude pics. She is still pretty hot.
Once when I was 16 and I went to the doctors with my mum (!) suffering from foreskin problems.
And the second was when I was naked on a bed in hospital about six years later being examined before a hernia operation. The doctors walked out and left the door open leaving me lying there with my pants around my ankles
I was sitting in a parking lot a few months ago waiting for a shop I was a regular at to open. The lot is secluded and I was parked facing the only entrance to the lot so I felt safe to unzip and rub a little. I got hard and was stroking while pretty focused on my phone when out of nowhere the store owner approached my car (he'd been in the store which is why I never saw a car pull in). He had come out bc he recognized my car and was going to let me in.
He got within a few feet of my car before I saw him and I'm certain he saw what I was doing. I quickly zipped, exchanged hellos, and told him I that I needed to run another errand. I pulled out and never returned
The funny, but completely expected thing, was that this guy was all for traditional family values and other super conservative shit. However, he had, besides his wife, a mistress and his was exchanging pics and vids. In fact, he had send the leaked video with his dick to her.
The most "unethical" people are those who promote "morality". The people who break the law first are the once who talk about it a lot. The worst criminals are those who talk about justice. And so on. lol
But the problem is with the millions of idiots who follow them and support them financially and otherwise.
Once again we planned to go to France in the summer but this time I would go early and stay with my friend and his family who were traveling down early. The family were fellow naturists and old family friends whom my parents had met years ago before I was born.
This brings me onto the issue of how you deal with erections in a naturist environment?
As a hormone packed teen who was going through puberty I found I had little or no control over my penis, as soon as the sun and wind hit my bare genitals I would get hard.
The first morning at the resort I had no control at all and as soon as we got to the beach my penis got hard and was waving around like a young tree in the wind. Erect it was near enough 5 inches and difficult to conceal. In our small group my penis stood out quite literally, My friend james had a quite large thick uncut dick that looked tanned and relaxed in the sun. His dads was on the small side but really thick with a long overhanging foreskin. His deep tan gave him a classic european naturist beach look. As we stood around talking they looked relaxed and cool while my dick looked like an angry white stick that pointed at people and made them look. It got in the way frankly.
My friends family were great and did their best to ignore it and say nothing but they could see it was making me feel uncomfortable. that evening both my friend and his parents told me not to worry and that I would get used to it.
Next morning Marie, my friends mum and I carried the stuff to the beach while the others went to the supermarket. Again it was the same story, as soon as we got outside my dick was up. For the first time in my life I was feeling a little embarrassed on a naturist beach as I strode along the beach with a ragging hard on alongside a quite attractive older naked lady.
As we got to a suitable spot and set up camp she made a startling suggestion. As I mentioned earlier she was rather attractive without being beautiful, she was mid 40s, on the short side with a good tan, her breasts were a good size but gravity had taken its toll and they drooped down her chest, her nipples were dark, hard and pointed up slightly. She had blonde hair but the collars and cuffs did not match as she kept a small strip of dark pubic hair above a shaved vagina that had large protruding labia that were clear for all to see.
She came and sat next to me and said something along the lines of"¦'This erection business, I am going to go for a swim but why don't you have a quick wank and see if that gets rid of your stiffy'? As she got up and walked slowly off towards the water I thought it not a bad idea. It was early and not too many people about so I moved off the mat and knelt down next to where the dunes and the clumps of grass started towards the back of the beach, only a few feet from where we had made camp. I scooped a little trench out to cum in. Had a quick look around and there were not too many people close by so off I went at a great rate of knots furiously shuffling my right hand back and forth in an effort to cum quickly before too many people saw me and to see if this idea would do the trick. It can't have been more than a minute or two later when I could feel the urge and I pressed on bashing my balls back and forth when a drop or two of cum was followed by 3 or 4 spurts of semen that seemed to roll up as they hit the sand. I slowed the pace and just as I was finishing I looked up to see Marie looking straight down at me. She can't have been there long but long enough to see the result and climax. She said with a smile ' that should do the trick, fancy a swim?
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She just laughed
I'm not going to take the pic down.
On the contrary, I'm gonna leave it there and gonna fuck that pussy again.
Never caught, and did it maybe a dozen times!!
Then there was the time in junior school (long before the above situation). We were changing after swimming and often with a wet Speedo on, I used to struggle to untie the 'bow' holding it up around the waste. One day I got my penis stuck in the bow. And it was tricky to undo and the more I tried the more it swelled. Obviously. I ended up being last in the change room. With it still stuck. The teacher had walked in to check everyone is ok, but she hadn't noticed me as I turned away from her, obviously because I felt embarrassed. But I guess she new I was struggling as she could see I was taking a wile and probably guessed what had happened. Then when every one had gone out she came back in and shouted to me "why are you taking so long, we re all waiting". Then she noticed what I was doing and shouted " is it stuck". I heard everyone laugh outside the change room. She proceeded to help but she couldn't t get it undone very easily. The bow had caught my penis in as I had tried in a bit of a hurry to get my Speedo off. She had short finger nails. But eventually she did get it undone, it felt like it had taken hours. She did say in the process, "why s it getting bigger"?
If you read my blog "what would you do?" you know my ,now former, girlfriend tried suicide about a year ago. She is in a lock down facility for brain damaged folks and is about to be transferred to a even more restrained facility. Anyhow, 1 day about 5 months ago I went to the nursing home to visit her. Right there at the nurses station she said, "when are we going to have sex?,I haven't had sex in a long time"
I am not exactly a "sexy" guy. I am hunched over from a back injury and walk with a limp and have a belly. And there was about 4 nurses there that heard it.They all looked at me up and down and then looked at her and shook their heads in wonderment. She is the most active in the place.Most are crippled up Alzheimer victims. And here she is basically saying,"when are we going to fuck?" I couldn't fuck in that place if you used duct tape and pop sickle sticks to hold up "little willy".
However, one day after playing rugby I'd just showered and was drying off. I was doing the usual thing of keeping the towel around me, covering my bits at all times. I know you've all seen guys doing this!
Anyway, one of my 'buddies' came over to me and pulled away my towel, leaving me standing there stark naked.
Whilst my dick is pretty small at the best of times, being cold, wet, naked, embarrassed, and after the physical exersions of the game, it was tiny. My 'buddy', seeing my shrunken and wrinkled member, then shouts out "He's got a little maggot between his legs!"
I was mortified!
Tried so hard to think away, but I'm pretty sure it was pretty damn visible when I finally had to take my place beside the bed. Just trying to act like nothing at all was going on down there and avoiding eye contact with everyone