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Started by #557415 at 29,May,18 23:32
Idk if its weird but i donetimes think itd ve cool to have been born a girl. Id be so sluty hahaha

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By cody8789 at 02,Jul,18 19:24 other posts of cody8789 
I wish I was born both with a vagina and a working penis so I could enjoy both sexes

By TS_Melinda at 01,Jul,18 05:06 other posts of TS_Melinda 
Obviously I wish I was born a biological female

By CountryCouple54 at 11,Jun,18 14:50 other posts of CountryCouple54 
I donetimes think itd ve a cool girl too.

By cardinal at 30,May,18 16:28 other posts of cardinal 
Being a woman you could practically almost choose to be both sexes at once while masturbating just projecting of the image would be more feminin alot of women probably like men more that way less hairy and more kids ass
By leopoldij at 31,May,18 23:18 other posts of leopoldij 
 I'd rather say that being a woman you could almost  choose to be both practically sexes at while masturbating just once projecting of the image would be more alot of women feminin probably like more men  that way less hairy ass and more kids.
By sinanff47 at 31,May,18 23:37 other posts of sinanff47 
(Although it's not 'politically correct to make fun of 'brain challenged' types.)
By leopoldij at 31,May,18 23:57 other posts of leopoldij 
Excuse me sir, but
1) I made no fun of anyone, I just tried to understand by applying the rules of mathematical logic;
2) English is not my maternal tongue, I therefore apologize in advance for failing to abide to its grammatical and syntactical rules as precisely as your fellow American;
3) Political correctness is a disease and I therefore completely avoid it.

By leopoldij at 01,Jun,18 00:26 other posts of leopoldij 
Proof of my claim number 3 follows:

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial Intelligence.

What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Here's what they said when Pope Frank was chosen. We have a new Pope. The Vatican has chosen the first ever Argentinean Pope. So once again, a bunch of old white guys got a Hispanic to do a job they didn't want to do.
By Mazinga at 01,Jun,18 23:43 other posts of Mazinga 
and #3_3 is soOo true!

And, I friggin LOVE the Yo Mama jokes!
You should start a forum topic just for That!
By leopoldij at 02,Jun,18 20:23 other posts of leopoldij 
Glad I amused you man.

However, going back to the original topic, let me remind you that cardinal spoke thus:

"Being a woman you could practically almost choose to be both sexes at once while masturbating just projecting of the image would be more feminin alot of women probably like men more that way less hairy and more kids ass "

I'm my attempt to understand (apologies, for English is not my native tongue) I rephrased, using the simpler English that I know, thus:

" I'd rather say that being a woman you could almost  choose to be both practically sexes at while masturbating just once projecting of the image would be more alot of women feminin probably like more men  that way less hairy ass and more kids. "

Do you think I understood correctly what cardinal said?
By Mazinga at 02,Jun,18 23:22 other posts of Mazinga 
I'm trying to read that over and over again,
but it seems to me that the cardinal might have
some sort of "broken English", because the way he
expressed his statement has me confused.
He's Argentinean, therefore I wonder how it originally
came across, from Him, in Spanish...
...perhaps it would make more sense to me in Spanish.

If his statement was translated through Google Translator,
we all know that Google is not so amazing at rebuilding
the translation into the proper grammar structure.

The Spanish language varies in dialect among many
Spanish-speaking countries.
Therefore my Puerto Rican Spanish slightly differs in
meanings and contexts from the Spanish that is spoken
in Argentina.
By sinanff47 at 08,Jun,18 00:52 other posts of sinanff47 
I'm curious how you know that this SYD member, 'cardinal' is from Argentina.

Also, I do speak some Español, and I have found Google Translate to do a rather good job. It is much better when trying to translate something that is NOT 'retrasado'.
By leopoldij at 08,Jun,18 08:30 other posts of leopoldij 
So what if he's from Argentina. The word order in a Spanish sentence is SVO: jo hago lo que quiero. Same order in English. I do what I like. And in French. Je fais c'est que je veux. And in German. And in Swedish. And in Portuguese.
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But not in Japanese.
By Mazinga at 10,Jun,18 02:05 other posts of Mazinga 
You misspelled the Spanish word for "I" as 'jo'.
In Spanish, it's yo.

In the Spanish language, most of the time the J is
pronounced as an "H" (like "huh").
Example: Jorge, in English is George... in this
Spanish name, the 'g' is also pronounced as an "H".

Sometimes the J is pronounced as a "G" if the
Spanish male person has an English first name,
like "Jerry", "Johnny" or "Jimmy"; and the female
person's name is "Jenny"...

..."Jasmine" is a rare case, because the J can be
pronounced as a "G"; or as a "Y" uttered with an
almost-inaudible "g" before it (gYasmine) depending
on the vocal accent of the Spanish person who is
pronouncing the name Jasmine.

Just a lil Spanish lesson here.


Now, back to that Cardinal guy... all this time
I was under the impression that he was an actual
Cardinal, like a prieest!
Now I've come to learn that he's a SYD member! LOL

Y'all had me going there for a good while, Thanks!
By leopoldij at 10,Jun,18 08:50 other posts of leopoldij 
Ah yes, I know. Of COURSE I made a mistake bit, to my defence, I as writing in Swedish a few moments earlier. I am = jag är , in Swedish and the g is silent making the jag be pronounced more or less as yo. Mea culpa, of course. Thanks for spotting it.

By Mazinga at 10,Jun,18 01:48 other posts of Mazinga 
Wait a second..... he is a SYD MEMBER???

But I---- HOLY SHYYYIIIIT, here I was thinking we were
talking about an actual Cardinal, a CARDINAL, as in,

And I thought his statement was from a news media article,
or an interview!!!

WOW! Me thinks me has been jerking off TOO much!
By leopoldij at 10,Jun,18 08:51 other posts of leopoldij 
He MAY be a priest. When was the last time you heard a priest talk? They make absolutely no sense.
By Mazinga at 11,Jun,18 10:06 other posts of Mazinga 
And, they make absolutely no noise either,
when they

Otherwise the Vatican would be in a wide-spread panic!

By 2nice at 30,May,18 10:58 other posts of 2nice 
No way. I have no desire to have 876 pairs of shoes, or carry a purse with 30 pounds of shit in it. I enjoy the fact that I can walk into a store and know exactly what I want. I can buy a single pair of jeans and not an entire fucking outfit. My shoes do not mangle my feet. I go to bed and then wake up later looking the same way. I can take a shower, get ready, and it doesn’t look like my bathroom exploded. And the most amazing thing about being a man...I can pee virtually almost anywhere.
By JustWill at 30,May,18 12:47 other posts of JustWill 
Girls can pee virtually almost anywhere, too. It's just a bit messier when they do it because they can't aim...
By 2nice at 30,May,18 16:06 other posts of 2nice 

By bella! at 30,May,18 18:04 other posts of bella! 
Okay, tell the truth, bucko, you might like being a man because you don't have a need for 876 pairs of shoes, that you don't carry a purse with 30 pounds of shit, that you are so disciplined that you can walk into a store and buy one pair of Jean's and not an entire outfit, that you own utilitarian type shoes, constructed for comfort and that you are able to get in and out of the bathroom without it looking like someone tossed a hand grenade in there BUT let me ask you this......

I bet you enjoy seeing your lady when she is looking tight and all pulled together, from head to TOE. I bet you have been glad when your lady has carried her 30 pound purse because you had her slip something of yours in the darn thing. I bet you enjoy seeing her in a new outfit and are proud when you walk into a place and you're thinking to yourself; "eat your heart out guys, she's with me". And finally, when she walks out of your bathroom, smelling good, looking even better, you can say to yourself, "I'm hers and she's mine"!
By Stepheni57 at 31,May,18 02:25 other posts of Stepheni57 
I know that I did with my ex wife. I felt proud to be with her. We are both bi so sex was always an adventure. Especially since she had so many outfits and shoe styles. There were plenty for her to dress me up in. It an she was special and cherished her and everything we did together or with an invite.

By 2nice at 31,May,18 16:10 other posts of 2nice 
Did you just call me, bucko? I think Richie used to say that on Happy Days.
By bella! at 01,Jun,18 00:04 other posts of bella! 
Hecky, yeah, I called you bucko! You gotta problem with that?
By 2nice at 08,Jun,18 09:57 other posts of 2nice 
Oh...sit on it, Bella!

By #493361 at 06,Jun,18 18:39
Sometimes I think it would have just been easier for me

By #552392 at 05,Jun,18 20:57
Sometimes I wish I was, but I think I prefer watching my little cock bounce around as I get fucked

By Mazinga at 01,Jun,18 23:54 other posts of Mazinga 
Sometimes I wish I had been born as a Female.
I once read somewhere that the vagina is designed more
for Pleasure than for just giving birth...
...whereas a guy can enjoy an orgasm once, a woman
can enjoy MULTIPLE orgasms over and over again.
A cock shaft is not as sensitive as the cock head,
but a vagina has so many sensitive zones.
Chalk up another score for the Ladies. (applause!)

Back to reality: I'm happy I was born as a Male.
I'm a proud masculine man who loves, and lusts for,
masculine men in my age group.
I'm happy I have a cock even though it has its
abilities and limitations.
In plain short English, I was born As Is:
a Bitch trapped inside an Asshole... is short... therefore I will enjoy and
make pleasurable use of what I am and what I have,
because I only have this one life and this one chance
to live this pleasure to its fullest.

We're ALL sexual beings complimentary to one's
own self; and also complimentary to one another.
And whether we individually choose to compliment
our own selves, or one another, Just Do It
and EnJOy it while we still have it good.
Because once it's gone, so are We.

By yeahright at 01,Jun,18 18:01 other posts of yeahright 
Don't know about being born female but I think it would be interesting if you could switch back and forth.

By lankan at 01,Jun,18 06:41 other posts of lankan 
i wish i was..and would be lesbian for sure

By Darthshame at 30,May,18 00:16 other posts of Darthshame 
And have to deal with a period every month, no thank you. Respect ladies.
By bella! at 30,May,18 08:59 other posts of bella! 
Ha! I see you're a thoughtful and sensitive man. And don't forget ch¡ a rule, we push a mass weighing up to 10 pounds, or more, with a head as big as a grapefruit and that is longer than your foot and this is all done through our hoo haa!
By Darthshame at 31,May,18 02:52 other posts of Darthshame 
Thoughtful, yes. Sensitive, not so much. You make another great point that God just didn't design me for. Even having boobies isn't enough to tip the scale for me.

By cardinal at 30,May,18 16:29 other posts of cardinal 
*kiss ass

By #552510 at 30,May,18 15:13
I'd like to do it for a week, then back to my original state. That could be fun.

By JustWill at 30,May,18 12:46 other posts of JustWill 
For the record, I don't think gender has anything to do with being "sluty".

By #539358 at 30,May,18 07:15
Nope, love being male and have no desire to change it at all!

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