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Started by #296159 at 26,Aug,12 15:16
Have u ever been in a verry embarrassing situation? (Caught wanking, havin erection in public ...)

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By #576878 at 14,Jan,19 16:36
I had been caught anal masturbating. I lived with my brothers family and I found his wife's sex toys.She had anal beads, buttplug, dildo, and two moving vibrators.One day I was alone at home and so horny. So I went to her drawer picked her white sexy panties and her vibrator as well.Went downstairs to my bed. Put porno on, her panties on myself and turned vibrator on. Started fucking my asshole with it and felt great.Then I started riding her vibrator while jerking my dick with one hand. Three minutes passed and I turned my head to see his wife standing besides me with a surprised face. I did t hear her coming and she watched me for a few minutes. I got under a blanket quickly,telling her sorry.He laughed a little telling me feels good yeah? Then she said to put her panties to washing and clean her toy when I am finished.I was so embarrased and Red faced under a blanket. She left and I took off her panties, dropped to washing and cleaned her vibrator as well.Brought the toy back to her and asked not to tell anyone. She just smiled.
By 2nice at 14,Jan,19 16:51 other posts of 2nice 
Do you actually expect anyone to believe this fantasy rubbish?
By bella! at 15,Jan,19 17:17 other posts of bella! 
Geez, 2nice, the original poster must have felt some embarrassment when you called BULLSHIT on his post. BAM! 24 hours later he is outta here!
By 2nice at 17,Jan,19 12:53 other posts of 2nice 

By galaxy123 at 01,Dec,18 18:27 other posts of galaxy123 
growing up my family were naturists. this story is about getting hard on the beach as a teen.

Once again we planned to go to France in the summer but this time I would go early and stay with my friend and his family who were traveling down early. The family were fellow naturists and old family friends whom my parents had met years ago before I was born.

This brings me onto the issue of how you deal with erections in a naturist environment?

As a hormone packed teen who was going through puberty I found I had little or no control over my penis, as soon as the sun and wind hit my bare genitals I would get hard.

The first morning at the resort I had no control at all and as soon as we got to the beach my penis got hard and was waving around like a young tree in the wind. Erect it was near enough 5 inches and difficult to conceal. In our small group my penis stood out quite literally, My friend james had a quite large thick uncut dick that looked tanned and relaxed in the sun. His dads was on the small side but really thick with a long overhanging foreskin. His deep tan gave him a classic european naturist beach look. As we stood around talking they looked relaxed and cool while my dick looked like an angry white stick that pointed at people and made them look. It got in the way frankly.

My friends family were great and did their best to ignore it and say nothing but they could see it was making me feel uncomfortable. that evening both my friend and his parents told me not to worry and that I would get used to it.

Next morning Marie, my friends mum and I carried the stuff to the beach while the others went to the supermarket. Again it was the same story, as soon as we got outside my dick was up. For the first time in my life I was feeling a little embarrassed on a naturist beach as I strode along the beach with a ragging hard on alongside a quite attractive older naked lady.

As we got to a suitable spot and set up camp she made a startling suggestion. As I mentioned earlier she was rather attractive without being beautiful, she was mid 40s, on the short side with a good tan, her breasts were a good size but gravity had taken its toll and they drooped down her chest, her nipples were dark, hard and pointed up slightly. She had blonde hair but the collars and cuffs did not match as she kept a small strip of dark pubic hair above a shaved vagina that had large protruding labia that were clear for all to see.

She came and sat next to me and said something along the lines of"'This erection business, I am going to go for a swim but why don't you have a quick wank and see if that gets rid of your stiffy'? As she got up and walked slowly off towards the water I thought it not a bad idea. It was early and not too many people about so I moved off the mat and knelt down next to where the dunes and the clumps of grass started towards the back of the beach, only a few feet from where we had made camp. I scooped a little trench out to cum in. Had a quick look around and there were not too many people close by so off I went at a great rate of knots furiously shuffling my right hand back and forth in an effort to cum quickly before too many people saw me and to see if this idea would do the trick. It can't have been more than a minute or two later when I could feel the urge and I pressed on bashing my balls back and forth when a drop or two of cum was followed by 3 or 4 spurts of semen that seemed to roll up as they hit the sand. I slowed the pace and just as I was finishing I looked up to see Marie looking straight down at me. She can't have been there long but long enough to see the result and climax. She said with a smile ' that should do the trick, fancy a swim?

By #573046 at 01,Dec,18 15:12
When I was a young teenager around 14 I had a good friend and jerk buddy.We were jerking each other a lot of times and one evening we decided to jerk ourselves, while his mom was in a next room.So we stroke each other happily, laugh and when orgasm was not far we started to breath heavily and moan to each other.So just before orgasm we didn't thinked and said to each other that we are cumming.So just as I started shooting cum his mom came in and saw my dick in her son's hand getting covered with cum.So does he.She started to scream , I pulled my pants and went out of his home.His mom never let him meet me again.

By leopoldij at 24,Nov,18 18:51 other posts of leopoldij 
I got caught , by my gf, masturbating to the pic of Chinese fuck buddy

She just laughed
By licksipsuckit at 24,Nov,18 22:06 other posts of licksipsuckit 
fuck you Leo, you crack me up, lve been in fits of laughter this morning. l dare you tomorrow to delete this picture and leave a gaping cavernous hole in the universe. one that we will all be sucked into like a black hole .. lve always wanted to see what a gaping black hole would look like.. *lix*
By leopoldij at 25,Nov,18 02:24 other posts of leopoldij 
How dare you laugh at my mishaps?
I'm not going to take the pic down.
On the contrary, I'm gonna leave it there and gonna fuck that pussy again.
By #562152 at 26,Nov,18 10:55
at a boy, lollipop,,,i still think she needs some ahhhhh, grooming?? maybe a "doo"?
By leopoldij at 26,Nov,18 15:14 other posts of leopoldij 
What's a doo?
By #562152 at 26,Nov,18 15:26
Hair style
By leopoldij at 26,Nov,18 15:31 other posts of leopoldij 
Ah, ok. Well, she's not my gf or anything, just a friend with benefits. So I'm not going to bring grooming up. I don't want to lose her.

By TheApple at 26,Nov,18 06:02 other posts of TheApple 
Received a handjob and cummed over my exs bestfriend and Her **** did a messy job ... and got caught cleaning my dick in the bathroom by her damn mother... she didn't like me at that moment😂

By adamgo at 13,Nov,18 17:11 other posts of adamgo 
got caught fucking a girl in a corner of the library at school....two girls in another class saw us and told a bunch of ppl so everybody knew. also got caught fucking a girl in the garage at her parents house...i had just shot my load in her when her **** came in. had to bribe him not to tell her parents. both incidents happened when i was 16
By jsmythe73 at 25,Nov,18 03:08 other posts of jsmythe73 
The best place to love a willing, hot woman is deep in the 'stacks,' the basement, with just lines of books, everywhere! Places that most don't go! I loved a few in the deep, dark, isles of books at Stanford!! I love the smell of old books, almost as much as i love the smell of her!!
Never caught, and did it maybe a dozen times!!

By #572188 at 17,Nov,18 19:24
I had some embarrasing moments like got caught naked in bed with my erection stroking.My mom came in my room and saw my hard dick clearly.I got embarased so, does she ran out of my room.Other time my **** walked in me at the shower and saw me naked jrking my dick.Another time I borrowed panties and vibrator from my lonely aunt and later she walked in on me , wearing her panties and anally masturbating with her dildo.That was embarasing and she asked to clean her sex toy afterwards.

By #571440 at 13,Nov,18 06:20
my guy's daughter walked in on me sucking her dad. I still today get messages from her asking if I liked her dads cum!?

By #568296 at 13,Nov,18 05:16
My neighbour caught me sucking my friends cock.

By #571688 at 11,Nov,18 22:26
I was.I lived with my brothers family and I found that his wife have vibrator and a dildo.She wasn't home so I borrowed vibrator to masturbate anally.I grabbed her white sexy panties too.So I was wearing her panties and was lying on the side sliding vibrator in and out my ass, when suddenly she comes home and finds me with her stuff.She asks me if that feels good and I just nod.Then she tells me clean the toy after I finish and goes upstairs.From that day she knew I like play with my ass and wear woman underwear.

By #541336 at 08,Sep,17 20:31
A friend and I were jacking off together and he's older cousin walked in on us, he made us suck he's cock as blackmail...was quite enjoyable however

By Ramil1 at 30,Jul,17 09:06 other posts of Ramil1 
back in school in the locker/change room. some idiot guy said to me, while we were getting changed to go play baseball "stop walking around trying to show of your little willy". I wasn t very confident in general back then.

Then there was the time in junior school (long before the above situation). We were changing after swimming and often with a wet Speedo on, I used to struggle to untie the 'bow' holding it up around the waste. One day I got my penis stuck in the bow. And it was tricky to undo and the more I tried the more it swelled. Obviously. I ended up being last in the change room. With it still stuck. The teacher had walked in to check everyone is ok, but she hadn't noticed me as I turned away from her, obviously because I felt embarrassed. But I guess she new I was struggling as she could see I was taking a wile and probably guessed what had happened. Then when every one had gone out she came back in and shouted to me "why are you taking so long, we re all waiting". Then she noticed what I was doing and shouted " is it stuck". I heard everyone laugh outside the change room. She proceeded to help but she couldn't t get it undone very easily. The bow had caught my penis in as I had tried in a bit of a hurry to get my Speedo off. She had short finger nails. But eventually she did get it undone, it felt like it had taken hours. She did say in the process, "why s it getting bigger"? .

By phart at 28,Jul,17 10:28 other posts of phart 
Well may as well tell it,

If you read my blog "what would you do?" you know my ,now former, girlfriend tried suicide about a year ago. She is in a lock down facility for brain damaged folks and is about to be transferred to a even more restrained facility. Anyhow, 1 day about 5 months ago I went to the nursing home to visit her. Right there at the nurses station she said, "when are we going to have sex?,I haven't had sex in a long time"

I am not exactly a "sexy" guy. I am hunched over from a back injury and walk with a limp and have a belly. And there was about 4 nurses there that heard it.They all looked at me up and down and then looked at her and shook their heads in wonderment. She is the most active in the place.Most are crippled up Alzheimer victims. And here she is basically saying,"when are we going to fuck?" I couldn't fuck in that place if you used duct tape and pop sickle sticks to hold up "little willy".

By CharlieB at 27,Jul,17 02:51 other posts of CharlieB 
Older girl in highschool spent every gym class trying to get me hard in front of all the girls. It worked and now at least two classes of girls know how big I am.

By gazlittlewilly at 26,Nov,14 03:06 other posts of gazlittlewilly 
I've always been embarrassed about the small size of my dick. At school I always used to keep it hidden in the locker room after playing sports.

However, one day after playing rugby I'd just showered and was drying off. I was doing the usual thing of keeping the towel around me, covering my bits at all times. I know you've all seen guys doing this!

Anyway, one of my 'buddies' came over to me and pulled away my towel, leaving me standing there stark naked.

Whilst my dick is pretty small at the best of times, being cold, wet, naked, embarrassed, and after the physical exersions of the game, it was tiny. My 'buddy', seeing my shrunken and wrinkled member, then shouts out "He's got a little maggot between his legs!"

I was mortified!
By #493361 at 26,Jul,17 23:10
Wow! I've always managed to keep my little ****

By leopoldij at 27,Jul,17 02:38 other posts of leopoldij 
I hope you didn't keep him as buddy, this was an asshole behaviour

By #519017 at 27,Jul,17 02:11
My girl and I were slowly undressing each other for sex. I was down to my briefs and she was in her bra and panties. I had a rock hard erection and I was hot from kissing and feeling her. My cock was so sensitive that the rubbing of my briefs on my penis head brought me to a cum in my briefs! So I got a big wet patch on my briefs instead of filling her. I was so embarrassed. We made up for it later!

By DeadEnd at 26,Jul,17 22:58 other posts of DeadEnd 
I've had quite a few awkward erections. The most embarrassing was during military training, when the training officers barged into our room early the first morning and urged us all to get right out of bed and line up. Of course I had a full on morning hard-on and knew the flimsy underwear I was in wouldn't hide it at all.

Tried so hard to think away, but I'm pretty sure it was pretty damn visible when I finally had to take my place beside the bed. Just trying to act like nothing at all was going on down there and avoiding eye contact with everyone

By submissivemartyn at 26,Jul,17 22:23 other posts of submissivemartyn 
One of my most embarrassing moments was when my ex wife(also my Mistress)took us dogging for the first time.When we arrived there was several cars there and my ex ordered me out of the car and told me to strip.Standing there naked except for my cock cage was very embarrassing.Even more embarrassing and humiliating was having to watch and video my ex whilst she was having sex with all the guys whilst she and them made comments on how small my cock was and how I could not satisfy her.

By licksipsuckit at 10,May,15 11:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
the green edible condom that stained my face lime green after a headjob, and everything else it came in contact with *lix*

By #378339 at 16,Jun,13 12:21
Hey all new to the site but I recently had a pretty mortifying experierence.

I was sitting in a parking lot a few months ago waiting for a shop I was a regular at to open. The lot is secluded and I was parked facing the only entrance to the lot so I felt safe to unzip and rub a little. I got hard and was stroking while pretty focused on my phone when out of nowhere the store owner approached my car (he'd been in the store which is why I never saw a car pull in). He had come out bc he recognized my car and was going to let me in.

He got within a few feet of my car before I saw him and I'm certain he saw what I was doing. I quickly zipped, exchanged hellos, and told him I that I needed to run another errand. I pulled out and never returned
By Blade at 30,Nov,14 22:37 other posts of Blade 
yikes, I feel your pain.

By Arexa at 16,Jun,13 00:21 other posts of Arexa 
Embarrassing moment... Hmm. Too many to name. Getting caught eating a girl out in the woods by a random hiker was pretty embarrassing.
By #274357 at 16,Jun,13 10:34
Good score for the hiker though, I'm sure.

By Arexa at 16,Jun,13 14:55 other posts of Arexa 
I'm sure it was, too. Unless it made him feel like a pervert. I was like 15 or so when that happened.
By #478325 at 26,Nov,14 00:34
Both of you were girls? Would you have invited him to join? That might have been my ploy.
By Arexa at 26,Nov,14 05:23 other posts of Arexa 
No, she was a boy and decided to chop her penis off and fashion a vagina out of play-doh and bacon bits...

Of course we were both girls... And no, we wouldn't have let him join. We were 15 or so and he was probably 30-ish.... We would've karate chopped his woody in half if he'd tried...
By #445126 at 26,Nov,14 08:49
A buddy of mine and I got caught banging in the woods once by a hiker. Can't say that I was embarrassed, maybe more like turned on. He watched from a distance for quite a while. I'm on this site, so I guess it's obvious I'm a bit of an exhibitionist .... so we put him on a little show!
By Arexa at 26,Nov,14 10:56 other posts of Arexa 
Sounds hott!

By #436014 at 30,Nov,14 20:50
so you were eating this other chick out at 15, nice story
By Arexa at 30,Nov,14 21:09 other posts of Arexa 
I started with the ladies quite early. Lol.

By uncutone69 at 30,Nov,14 11:43 other posts of uncutone69 
just two nights ago. i was having a wank watching some porn and got caught by the roommate just as i was licking my fingers clean. He just laughed and walked the guy he just fucked out the door.

By #477919 at 26,Nov,14 10:48
I wasn't embarrassed lol, but...
When i was in pre-school, my mum and one of my female friends' mums came to pick us up at the end of the day...they couldn't find us for 10-20 mins, and then we appeared all of a sudden. My mum asked me where we'd been and i replied "having sex behind the big bin (aka dumpster)"...imagine the reaction of my mum and her's .
The pros and cons of having the sex talk with your son when he's 5yrs old
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Or there was the time i went and got the hose when i was 4 and started hosing inside the house, coz it was too hot in there - that one's actually embarassing lol. Being caught by parents of girls you're rooting or your aunt/grandma/little **** is "weird" too...especially when your grandma catches her in the toilet butt-naked
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**** = s-i-s-t-e-r
By Arexa at 26,Nov,14 10:58 other posts of Arexa 
I bet both mums were mortified!

And hosing the house sounds pretty funny.

By aoneeyedmonster at 26,Nov,14 10:40 other posts of aoneeyedmonster 
Got caught in a mall parking lot getting a blow job was in a covered parking garage and when the security guy tapped on the window I blew my load at the same time into my friends mouth. She swallowed it but was freaked out just the same.....we cleaned up and drove away.

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